Hey Cred Forums. I had sex tonight for the first time in years and it was awesome. How's your night going?

Hey Cred Forums. I had sex tonight for the first time in years and it was awesome. How's your night going?

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I haven't fucked since 2013

I just got fucked by some guy who hadn't had sex in years

subhuman reject whore

That's about how long it was for me. I've been putting it on a pedestal which was giving me anxiety, but I finally overcame that. CBD helped.

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The chances that you're actually Rachel are so fucking low lol

Does your asshole still hurt?

Lmao got em

kek

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hahahxxxxx

thisxxxxxxx

You on Xannies right now bud?

Am pussy who has no idea how to get female AND
Either I cant read signals or girls are uninterested

What do you do? Tell me about yourself

We went to a birthday party with wifey, we had a great time, I got drunk, banged her on the way home in the car, then banged her at home in the shower, then slept till now

What does she look like?

You didn’t fuck your wife for seven years?

more pics?

I fapped three times tonight.

I got a surprise $100 for helping my father in law with some shit so I took my wife out for Buffalo Wild Wings and reserved a Animal Crossing Switch console from GameStop...honestly it turned out to be a 8.5/10 day. Would recommend.

2012 here.

Full time student (academic probation x3 community college and uni. Been in higher education since 2009 and all I have to show is an associate in art and a B.S. in Bio this may), part time employee in pharmacy, trying to get career in medicine. Not notably gifted so unlikely doctor.

Usually alone. Very few friends most of life, parents didnt let me out for fear of me joining gang. Grew up sorta an outcast and mostly disliked from 4th-6th grade, and then most of highschool. In retrospect i had it coming, I was bullied but in turn bullied others and could never be consistently kind to kids.

Great fear of rejection, humiliation, and of disappointing peers means I never spark conversation and I never really take risks.
Low self esteem and self loathing. Formerly obese and sedentary. Now fairly in shape but frequently deal with sadness/loneliness by bringing prevent me from maintaining a good physique for more than a few months at a time.

Coomer/porn and masturbation addict.

Not boomer but boomer tendencies; cant help but lean politically right which probably is another aspect probably adds to the distaste women have for me.

Militsry-like structure and rigidity allows me to be consisent, though it makes me robotic. Subsequently, I've noticed that when my academic responsibilities increase a small degree, the aforementioned structure is easier for me to build.

Essentially a generic beta around women and peers

how was it? I havent had it since 2016, feel like virgin again...

Tldr @bottom

What is that supposed to mean idiot

I ate a ton of pistachios before bed and I’ve been up all night with bad stomach pain