Hey Cred Forums

I'm too much of a fuck up to "make it up to them"
Dont try and talk me out of this. I'm not that stupid or gullible.

Post your address and I'll come take care of it for you

I'm not that stupid. I want to die, not have some weirdo from Cred Forums call the cops on me lol

Get out of the city homegirl. Your last image should be of a beautiful mountain or lake or river. Hike a trail for a day and breathe the mountain air.

I live in the middle of michigan. Theres nothing to see for hours.

tita or gtfo did you read that faggot?

I'm 19, unemployed, feel hopeless,family disappointed,family talks behind my back, my best friend is a dog, I have no friends who are human, I spend the majority of the day alone because the house is empty because everyones at work, i thought about suicide but that would just hurt everyone I ever knew. Also I have a dog to look after. Life sucks. It definitely does. But you have to find the iron will to get up in the mornings from a warm bed to the cold world. You'll be fine. Life sucks it definitely does however it's not the end of the world . Fuck your 24 you still got a shit. Go shower and rethink what you want to do. Suicide will simply make everyone miserable for years.

Why would you wanna see some trannys pre op tits? Are you an idiot?

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Except the problem is even my mom told me that my best option was to kill myself when I was 16. I'm not letting anyone down, I'm doing what's best for them even.

You're literally surrounded by the great lakes...

Cut your dick off to death

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Cant anyone give me legitimate advice to fucking kill myself. You guys are Cred Forums arent you? Was Cred Forums a better choice? Lmao... you guys have gotten weak.

They look shitty in the winter time, have you even seen them.

Are you seriously asking someone on Cred Forums if he's an idiot?

even if the cops come you can wave a knife around. don't be a pussy

I guess I'll down half this bottle of liquid courage to help.

Fair point.

I've only seen Lake Erie in the winter and found it strangely captivating.

put the pills in your butt.

if you wanted to kill yourself you'd have just fucking done it. obviously something is stopping you.

And letting them win would be the answer? It's pretty obvious suicide isnt what you want or you wouldnt be here. And nobody wants you to do it the only people who encourage it are people who are in the same situation as us but dont want to admit it. Just shower and think what's the next step in life. Get a dog it'll make you feel less lonely. Go to a local bar get a drink with a few people. Dump the gay pills.

I live in the red neck part of Michigan and I'm white, they're too pussy to shoot me. Plus the last thing I want is to make MORE issue for people around me. I'd just embarrass my shitty family that way.

Yeah, I'm a pussy who doesnt wanna feel pain or puke.

Don't, think about all the effort they put into raising you. Don't make them fools. If you make a little money and give some to them then they'll feel appreciated.

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Letting who win? I'm not doing this because I'm some kid in high school who's being cyber bullied. Im a worthless waste of space and a detriment to every single person around me and in my life.

I'm a twin. Literally a fucking accident. They dont want me and they've made that kinda clear.

Theirs no painless way from suicide.

That's not even enough pills to kill you, you fucking moron

I used to work in a computer repair shop and one day a middle-aged lady dropped off a laptop in a police evidence bag. She said that her son shot himself in the head while sitting at his computer and she wanted us to find out what he was doing right beforehand. I've never seen someone so broken and lost. The sight is burned into my mind forever, along with the bloodsplatter all over the keyboard and screen.

Don't do that to your folks. If you need to end it, go somewhere that they won't find the body.

Are you fucking stupid? They're trazadone 150s. I've done the research.

I dont live near them. They'll be fine anyway. Didnt you read the thread? This is what they want.

Well that's up to you if you want to be a waste of space. Fuck you can go to the red cross to get training and help people. You can enlist into any branch and do it for a cause. Enlisting would be a fast way to get away from everything and start new. Or national guard

So these are your final moments, huh? I'll be sending positive vibes your way, no matter what you do.

Who will find your body?

Dont preach to me when you dont know a fucking thing. I already work in the medical field "helping" people. All that's gotten me is watching the life drain out of people I care about. It's a fucking joke.

Just send me the motivation to kill myself. Not positive vibes.

Probably my land lord when he comes to evict me.

wtf so you have a good job and your own place. Stop bitching.

Well if positive vibes for you is a push towards killing yourself, you've got it from me

Oh yeah, I forgot Cred Forums is filled with high schoolers who have no fucking clue that "having your own place" means nothing. Having your own place is the bare minimum, everyone has their own place.

Everyone here is in their 20s/30s and lives in their parent's house or scrapes by on NEET bux. gtfo normie.

Well dieing is part of life and everyone needs to accept that. Like all those liveleak of accident death or murdered then suicide. And I'm in the field of medical. If you arent prepared to see gore mass blood etc etc. Why keep the job? Find a better one more fitting to you . If you get a job for money you already fucked up life rule number one. Do something you actually like or you'll be miserable.

If that kills you, you're really a pussy. When I was bad on pain killers I was taking 60mg of Percocet and a Xanax bar to balance out at once. Your 250mg of trazadone and 300mg of sleeping pill "anti depressants" isn't gonna kill you. You're gonna sleep for 24 hours and wake up feeling like shit. That's like taking 4 Ambien and a Vic 10.

I cant get another job. Public transport in my city fucking sucks. And again. Not asking to be talked out of this. Just advice on how to not be a stupid pussy

have you harmed your body yet?
if not i can help, or at least try, because it's clearly a cry for help because these pills wont do much, your liver will start failing, you will suffer and puke blood.
anyway, if you need help i'm here user, i don't care if your'e a faggot, were all faggots here.

Yeah. But if I be less than a coward and actually take the pills, I'll be able to down the rest of the bottle

I'm not asking for help. I'd go get my knife and cut my wrists but blood is hard to clean off carpet. Plus I'm just waiting for the courage to down the rest of the bottle.

Nothing has value in life untell given value, are you sure people don't value and care for you?
do you feel your death will not negatively effect those around you?
Death is a last,permanent excuse to say fuck it and quit.
How about you try this living life thing again.
Some of us are good listeners, some even know how to hold a conversation!
if you feel you can't make it through life, its to hard, your feeling down, why not come talk?

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Can I have less whining from teenagers pretending I have something to live for and more actual advice? Thanks.

Sign in sick.
Get the drivers test its easy and simple. If you doubt your motor skills go to the great university of YouTube

Then get a construction job. Easiest and most wanted employment.

yes we are all faggots and wanted suicide at some point in life.

You are gonna hurt people by killing yourself
They probably dont think you are as much of a burden as you believe
Stop being a faggot and grow up
And if you want to kill yourself dont use others as an excuse

Given your shitty spelling and grammar I can tell you're a high schooler. I've got some bad news for you friend. The world is a shitty place. I've known for a long time that my death would have little to no impact on those around me. Except maybe my boss. Shed have one less person to work for her I guess.

You want some actual advice?
Find a hobby. If you sit at home moping all day asking Cred Forums how to kill yourself you're never gonna get anywhere further up than where you are now.

It's not an excuse retard. I'm just sick of this bullshit and everyone has made it clear that I'm nothing but a detriment on them. Can you read?

Hobbies require money. Does it seem like I have money?

you should read "veronica wants to die"
you don't want to die, you just let the pain and pressure around you pressuring you into doing it.
people that are moving you out of it are the normal ones here and not the edgy newfags, don't patronize me, i failed an attempt with much more pills then you.
if you want to be such presistant ass go ahead, jump off a building and do a backflip.
seriusly, grow the fuck up you child, it's time to wake up and smell the ashes.

"Nobody cares "

>Cred Forums fags talking someone out who needs help

>losing sleep to talk someone out.

"Nobody cares "

>Cred Forums fags talking someone out who needs help

>losing sleep to talk someone out.

Not necessarily. Collecting things requires money. Going outside and associating with other meat sacks is free. People find happiness birdspotting and taking pics of trains. Ya never know.

Suicide is for sissies
Real men spread bitterness and gloom until theyre 97

Oh wow, a kid who's quoting half life is calling me a kid? How original. I've done enough growing up. My time is up.

I was a useless NEET from 2008-2012 (18 to 22 years old). I wanted to end it many times. One day I woke up and said "Fuck it" and started volunteering, then managed to get a job, got promoted after a few years, then went to community college and finally got a job that I actually enjoy. Life somehow isn't so bad nowadays. I work from home and make a decent living and have a small group of friends.

I'm also a tranny so I know how shitty that is.

I know this isn't what you're looking for but I couldn't help but sharing. I hope you make it through this.

Cred Forumstards are going to stay up jacking off to trap hentai and calling people niggers. They dont actually care. Are you new? Is summer coming late this year?

I have a job. I'm not a useless neet. I'm just a useless fuck up.

What did you fuck up user?

sorry I thought I spelled everything correctly, and ??????
yeah the world sucks but it reflects what you want to see in it.
If you have beaten yourself down to the point your asking for advice on Cred Forums your just asking for a reason not too do anything that might cause injury or death.

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not all of them. there's a lot of hobbies in internet and stuff

some of us grew up since those times, we just can't leave.

then do it, stop crying out for attention online like you did irl with your faggotry, just down this shit and leave us be.
you will not be missed, and that is just a life fact.

this dude just want's boipussy but is too afraid to actually hit on trannies because he cant leave his room.

Sure they made it clear
Tis still an excuse
And you care about people who think you are a piece of shit?
Either they or you are really lame
Telling by the trazodone you possess it most likely you
Change or kill yourself because you want to

My family hates me because I'm a mistake. I'm nothing but a leech to them asking for help with basic tasks. My friend hate me because I'm such an autist. And obviously I'm trans so my life is shit and I'm already fucked

I've been here for months and I dont like traps or hentai I do say nigger alot but not as much as before mainly because saying it is rare and would cause ban here in Cred Forums pretty much the literal definition of freedom of speech and being able to post whatever you want. If this was Facebook this thread wouldn't even exist.

If nobody cared nobody would have typed up stuff or shitpost here.

I already play video games. They're not fun anymore. Especially alone.

hey man im not a faggot edgelord like the rest of them, i'd love to talk to you and give u a resource to talk abt your feelings and let some of your sorrows out to someone who will listen ^.^. inb4 getting called faggot i'd rather have made an attempt to help than to have egged him on

Youre on reddit fag no one will talk you out of it

Sounds like excuses

Says the dude wasting time replying to worthless threads

You're in your 20's.... Of course you're asking your family for help. Welcome to being a normal millennial.

And everyone here is an autist so welcome to the club.

Being trans gets easier. I've been on HRT for 9 years and never get clocked anymore. It's smooth sailing after the first few years.

I care about everyone. It's not their fault I'm a worthless subhuman.
And the trazadone isn't for depression. It's so I can finally fucking sleep.

what vidya do you play user?

Nah. Btards just have nothing better to do at 4 am

I have resources. Stop wasting your time

Can I ask why you want to do this? Is there really no better way out?

You arent going to die from trazadones bro. stfu

Helium

your trying to validate your claim to being worthless by slapping all the hands trying to help you.

My job sucks. My family actively wants me to kill myself. I have no friends. And the last friend I had stole 3000 dollars from me and ghosted me. Plus I'm a fucking retard who does nothing but hurt other people

Oh come on if you’re so determined to die knife through the ear or mouth should do it. Come on though it’s so fucking retarded to do this on a whim. Just wait it out and do some drugs like the rest of us. Welcome to the club user.

i use my time however I see fit

Like the Lansing area cuz that’s the middle or more up

They're not actually trying to help. They're just bored. If they wanted to help they'd give advice to kill myself

im not wasting my time man, i want you to realize that there are people who care about you! life is not something to be taken lightly.. you're young. live your life and if it's still unbearable at 50 then kill yourself but odds are you'll realize that life is amazing and will also become aware that killing yourself will hurt others.

Oh you're right. Just suffer for literally twice as long as I have and ruin everyone's lives more, good point. Would you tell a kid who murders cats for fun that his life has meaning too?

Lol was that your Cred Forums cry for help went like?

Did you murder a cat for fun?

i really don't understand what kind of thing do you need help with?
swallowing pills is something easily done.
if you can't do it get drunk.
you can also smoke weed, but weed will make you stop this childish acts.
so if you just wanna have more balls take a few shots of vodka or whiskey, smoke a cigarette and down the pills.

we are not here to help kill yourself, we are here to win another battle whether that be with you or are own personal plights of suicide

No I love cats. I'm no sociopath.

the fact of the matter is you haven't fucking ruined anyone's lives unless you've killed them or maimed them or stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars from them. chances are you haven't and with that being said, there is room for your relationship with those you think don't appreciate you to grow. there is no use in not trying to mend relationships with people that you're on bad terms with. and even if you do try and don't succeed, so what? if they don't like you, fuck em. they don't fucking deserve you.

I took a swig of whiskey but it made me wanna puke. Should I deal with it? I dont wanna puke up the pills.

No offence but your mum is a complete cunt for saying that to you, fuck that worthless bitch.

You're fetishizing your sadness like some sort of whiny pre-teen doomer. You're done growing up? You're probably the youngest one in this thread.
Kill yourself or dont. The only reason you posted this shit was for attention. You got it. Now go through with it or go to bed you cringy faggot.

Yea I know what it's for "retard"

Just take the pills. You will die one day, no matter what you do. If you die now you will suffer much less.
When you fall asleep and become unconscious this is a form of being dead. Someone could destroy your body after transfering your mind to an identical body. You will wake up in the morning although you died in your old body without feeling any different.
So you might have died many times without knowing. Why fear dying this time? If you have chosen the right pills in correct amounts you will die again. Peacefully without the disappointment of waking up again.

Good then I'm currently nursing a cat with one eye and another with a broken leg they're good since they can take of themselves but they wont be as adorable as dogs. What's your favorite breed?

$3000? Jfc what a dick.

gtfo you redditfag

one shot won't do anything sweetie, you need to have at least 200 ml of whiskey in you.
mix it with cola and drink it as a mixer, if you cant handle it then you will also puke the pills too fast before it kills the liver, a soft stomach will be your enemy in this situation.

not trying to move you out of it, but i don't really get it, if youre surrounded by shit then be a bigger shit, use them all and rise up to what you want.
but i geuss you don't really wanna hear that, so just keep getting drunk with whiskey and cola, it will make it all easier, it will all fade away soon.

I'm not on good terms with literally anyone

It's not her fault. I'm a mistake and shes sick

I just woke up retard

I am glad there are some people with common sense on /b

I'm trying to kill myself. Not have star trek what is a human arguments.

I have this dumb ass movie with Depp on. The Professor. Kind of a predictable cliche so far. Different situation as his character has a terminal illness. But...how about do a complete 180 on your life for the fuck of it. If you are dead set on ending it, nothing to loose, right? Do anything to get out of your head short of illegal. By the way, I’m 44, so I guess I know some shit.

It was my fault for being a piece of shit. He was probably in the right.

Also your right
Its your fault you are worthless
And it's also your fault you care
Especially about people that think you are a piece of shit
If you kill yourself make sure you realize that you are ending it because you want/chose to do so regardless of outside influence

Then kill yourself, the sooner the better. You could save everyone a day. Every second you're still alive is a worse world for everybody.

When I’m feeling like blowing my head off, one of the things that keeps me fighting and living is ruining people’s lives. But that’s just me.

you know what, i just saw you have a dog to take care off.
not willing to help someone that is going to do this shit to his dog.
take responsibillity, it's not fair for him.
do you think the dog gives a shit if youre afaggot or if you wear girly shit?
he loves you and always there for you, if you leave him alone you are nothing more then the niggers who treated u badly.
wait for him to pass from this world then do your shit, let him have a good life.
humans are shitty animals so i wouldn't mind that, but hurting your dog? what are you?

I can handle whiskey. I just feel like puking rn

No shit.

I tried to talk you out of it for nearly an hour.
Its obvious you dont want to do it.

Its obvious your blaming yourself for others.

You need to get fixed back to reality.

"Nobody cares" a few been here for awhile talkin .

You keep slapping the hands that want to help . So I dont know now I guess from here it's out of my reach and those who actually want to help. So it's up to you.

Everyone else reading who isnt the thread creator just dont even reply here the person Is fixed on it or just wants attention.

I dont have a dog

Adding, I know that there are people who would say, “He finally did it! Yay!” So, I don’t do it and make their lives miserable. Good times.

Take up surfing.

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ok then it's easy, keep drinking whiskey, if you have tams to down with it it will be even better.
you either pass out from the booze before you take the pills and wake up suffering, or you use the right timing and take all the pills when drunk.
you probably won't do it even when drunk, the human body will do anything to stay alive.
right now he is winning, he stopped you from eating the rest of the pills.

currently youre losing to everyone, including your own body.
honestly i have nothing smart or insperational to tell you, life is just life, it might change and it might not, staying alive wont change much, dying wont change much.
if it were me personally i'd choose life over death and manage somehow.
when youre alive you can still enjoy drugs, food, booze, all those small stuff.
if you can't bear the pain just drink the booze and end it fast.
good night sweet prince

Right now I'm just tired. I'm hoping seeing encouragement will get me back in the mood to end it

In Michigan? Wat?

If op then stop making excuses
Kill yourself in a mirror and tell yourself
I want to kill myself

I want to die. Why cant I

>Pills
Gayest way to an hero. Kys

because it's the human nature.
i really have no other way to help you with ending it but the advice i gave you.
if you want someone to talk to i'll be here, i know you just want someone with you right now.

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You don't. I do. I have a plan and when the time comes I'll do it not make a thread on Cred Forums.

hmu on discord, could be fun: butteredbreadslice#0592

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I'm not wasting anyone else's time. That's part of the reason why I want to die in the first place

Aren’t your lakes big enough for surf? Pic is from L Superior, not mine.

Take some niggers with you. Thanks.

you are not wasting my time if i choose to stay here.
stop acting out like a teenager, it's ok for humans to help other humans.
it's not for me to decide what you will do with your life, but i can see your pain and i'll stay by your side in the meantime.
if you will choose to end it tonight ill be here by your side, if you will want someone to talk to in the meantime i'm here aswell.
if youll change your mind and need help, i'm also here.

it's up to you now.

sounds like someones been a bit of an attention whore all his life and then found out the world doesent orbit around him

Put all your energy into a last good plan. Good means ideologic and perfectly overthought. Dont do it with pills. Die for something deep. Dont be a another corpse in a fucking metal tray. You dont want to be. Stars are a good metaphor to lifetime. If you never shine again then fucking blow up before vanishing. Get high on all fucking drugs you can get, drink booze like you are a car and its your fuel, and then release all your energy you would need for living into a plan that changes alot to perfection. You will need to define perfection. Terror or peace - its your decision.

There are no waves

Not if I'm worth less than a human

is there a way to contact you on discord or some sort of app like that?
not a trap hunter, just want to hear your full life story more easily then in posts here.

Yeah. Give me a second to change my name

Dabmaster69#9999

bothering to do something so silly when youre about to die?

If for some stupid reason I do live, I dont want randoms to find and call the cops on me. Additionally I dont want people I know to be harassed

understood, just hit me up with the id when you wanna talk

The Id is literally dabmaster69#9999

You are obviously retarded. Probably too retarded to even kill yourself. So continue suffering.

I jumped from a bridge when I was 21 and hit the water feet first. Hurt like all hell. Fire dept got me out of the water 20 mins later and they put me on a form in the hospital. Biggest regret of my life was exactly 0.5 seconds after jumping. Hospital got me back on my feet. My lifes not perfect but i enjoy cocaine and beer so theres that. Good luck user