waifu 2.0
Waifu 2.0
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Robot
I still has the noods.
Don't let Kaguya bully you for not being able to get laid.
He's a manwhore just like my other senpai.
Beep boop
Noods?
THE noods
Cool
Bee boo boo bop boo boo bop
kaguya best girl
Noodles are just noodles. What makes yours so special?
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>Not even an idol
But I can't expect someone who eats Poutine to have good taste.
grow up some more, texan
poutine is fucking amazing
But Chika.
Noodle noods best noods
the years have worsened your tastes
>Grow up some more
>I'm taller than you
Indeed they are.
Good morning... Supreme?
>said the worst girl
Goodnight
oof
no u
:|
gud is subjective
nice
Trying this hard won't make your chest grow larger.
Rest well
Sorry, not sorry
It really is.
Whoa there buckeroo.
Y'ought to know now that flat's the only justice in this town.
i sleep
Rest well.
Suppose that means I should too.
It is getting pretty late.
Saying flat is justice is like saying this place has no rules. You can't have a law what doesn't exist.
What
*adding subtitles*
YOU HAS NO TITS said the busty fox while patting you on the chest.
Well I am a guy, after all.
My waifu's tits are irrelevant to the equation.
Flat is justice.
Hey stranger.
Based and Tartakovsky-pilled
I SLEEP
fuck
>My waifu's tits are irrelevant
Cried softly while trying to find a small, insignificant boob down the blouse.
Well, at least you can wear skirts with braces.
cute!
sorry I was in the kitchen.
anyways I’m doing okay I suppose
It’s just really sad it’s Sunday now...
bump.
Bep
thump
Here
Dumb hoe
>she was posting her cute
hallo
hello :)
how are you hmm??
medium
how is you? isn't it like 3am for you or something... >_>
gonna do some vr stuff again later probably
i recorded some stuff too yesterday but since the audio is still fucked i had to layer the audio on top myself and i didn't get the timing perfectly so the video is kinda off bi half a sec or so >~
3:30 yes. is the vr fun? I hope you can fix the problem!
it's not something i can fix, the codec is ass atm, they gotta push an update soon so it's better but i doubt they will... they don't seem to care since the problem exists since start of january already...
ill share sometime later maybe when im done with stuff, but on disc not here
hmmm i hope it fixes regardless and makes sense of you!
Couldn't think of anything else other than Kaguya, she's too perfect.
ok? i think?
you should slep °^°
I know right!?!??!
still waiting for new season...
i don't do mangos...
that doesnt make much sense huh? sorry about that. im a little drunk actually heh
o-oki! ^w^
I never understood how people operate a pc/phone while 'drunk'
it always seemed odd to me...
but they ill wait until you sobered up with sharing my vr vids :3
°~°
practice! i operate this thing most hours of my freetime. why not when im a little drunk? heh ill wait for them!
wat. there is no danger here
just don't do dumb things you will regret! >~<
only when you're sober fren~
she really kinda low key best girl lurking in the shadows ^w^
she'll do something crazy no one expected
is what i feel like
im not doing anything dumb! everything i have rn is fine when im durnk.
numbers confirm! :3
so you wanna see? should i dm you the link now, can you watch videos right now in the state you're in?
i would remember them! im not really doing much so that would be nice really heh
the other thred i was posting in died,
who is this thres doing
well I'm watching the dude that invented tentacle hentai explain how it all happened
it's so funny hearing him speak with this thiccc accent lol
you should check it out too youtu.be
and i'll dm you a link to my yt in a bit, only recorded one yesterday... well was kind of a test thing... seeing if i could just layer the audio on top myself
uwu idk if i want to listen to that guy talk about something i dont have a fetish for uwu.
same
but the accent was really funny ^w^
also... no lewds... °-°
i listened to it a bit and yeah its a little funny heh. sorry uwu.
i asked a girl out today who was giveing me all the singles for the last 3 weeks. i have know her for 3 years.
she sayed no
WTF?
yes :) fun :^)
maybe try tomorrow...
and day after tomorrow..
and maybe like follow around..
maybe like try set up cameras in her house?
maybe like try getting access to any of her social medias?
maybe like slip a gps tracker in her handbag?
you can try all those things :3 some will help you if you lucky
...but most likely you'll end up in prison :^)
im obsessed over this image. i can't resist.. every time you post that...
perfection.
hay
will you go out with me?
hay will you date me
haycan i fuck you?
hay can i fuck you while my friends watch
hay
can i tie you up fuck you and post the vidio on porn hub
shut the fuck up retarded schizo
n-none of those!! >///<
130lbs dude here, hard pass.
I don't do bro-on-bro stuff...
unless it's a gud bro... >~<
good luck! you'l get her eventually if you're persistent! :^)
word on the thrad that yo have a big fat cock
and that you use a girl avatar
you know i have a a big fat cock too
maby we can get together some time and rub them together
stop posting
I'm sorry I didn't understand.
just keep trying fren, she'll give in sometime soon...
no i want to fuck
now
you are using a avatar of a girl
you look like a bottom
>you will give in sometime soon...
sorry :<
no
no
>just keep trying fren, she'll give in sometime soon...
so no means yes, right?
i was talking about the girl! °~°
>Couldn't sleep last night
Today is gonna be fun boys.
>just keep trying fren, she'll give in sometime soon...
you are using a girl avatar
therefore you are a girl
or i will make you one
uwu
cringe
every day is fun when you're around~
)))
you can't make me! °-°
u scary...
maybe i will tomorrow...
and day after tomorrow..
and maybe like follow you around..
based cringe
holy shit what have I done....
I was joking. :|
maybe I will try set up cameras in your house?
maybe I will try getting access to any of your social medias?
maybe I will slip a gps tracker in you handbag?
then when i fuck you in the ass you will be the girl
nice bro
this has to end °-° no.
i will end when the pushing of my dick makes you finish
It's super gay in here.
aegisfren!!!! what you doing?? so refreshing to see you here again :)
did you have a nice nap? i had a garlic baguette earlier was gud =w=
I didn't go to sleep yet, I've just been playing Monster Hunter.
Garlic bread is the very definition of good. I just ate some pineapple.
ah! oki oki :)
but not when it's been in too long and it's kinda hard.... i let it in for about 3 or 4 mins too long and it wasn't as soft.... tho the insides were but the outside was a little bit too crunchy for me
pineapple is gud!!!! i'll eat some lemons later ye...
god i hope they fix the audio stuff with the vr thing soon.. i wanna share stuff >.<
right now recording seems like a wast cuz audio poop
also watching documentaries at the moment, there's some pretty interesting stuff :)
I prefer garlic bread with a crunchy crust, personally.
What sort of documentaries?
garlic pineapple?
~N
The N stands for Nigger.
well i eat it for the garlicy insides :3 so i'd rather do without crust and just like eat a bread-inners blob with garlic butter lol
well earlier i was watching the one i post somewhere here, the one about the dude who invented tentacle hentai, it was rather interesting the dude is so cool about it lol
has a based view on life too
and now im watching this one youtu.be
Aww. I love you too fam.
Nohomo
Hi N poster
the other thred died.
haw u b?
>Couldnt sleep
Impossible
still.. fix that hair of yours! gosh! you look soo funny >w
That's...an interesting topic.
Never homo.
I'm doing alright. A bit frazzled because I didn't sleep, but i'll manage. How are you?
Strange I know. You'd think it'd be effortless considering it's one of my favorite passtimes. I'll just take a nap in a few hours and i'll be fine. Or i'll sleep through my alarms for 15 again.
One or the other.
Funny enough my hair is messy as hell in real life. You sound like my mom.
what i thought ^w^ ye
i tell you i want to homo you
you say no
them you post pics like this?i am faping to you right now
jeez! just wash! >~
i have femail frend i have known for about 3 years.
after new years she started giving me all the singleness
same ones my xgf was giveing me befor xgf asked me.
i ask female frend to spend
Big if true.
Too much effort fren.
I see you've charmed yourself a new orbiter.
Hot take, but tentacle hentai is super weird. I do recall hearing it was made just to avoid censorship, but that's all I'd really like to know about it.
No Homo makes anything not gay.
"i am about to get gaymarred to my husband and after he says i do he whispers in my ear
"no homo"
effort? it's no effort to walk in a shower and literally let it all pour down over you.. and like rub your hair with some shampoo
that'S easy mode! ^w^
im not so sure about that.. though everyone is free to do whatever the fuck they wanna do, even if it's creepy... it's just text, can't reach me :)
watch the thing i liked earlier, the dude explains and it's really interesting and like also how he shows his parents that he made it when all they ever thought was how he'd be a hobo lol
also watch it for the funny accent xD
i want to tie you up, throw you in the back of my car. drive you to my house. tie you to my bead and then sick you off as you try to get free
Maybe you misread her? I wouldn't think too much into it. Women can be pretty confusing at times.
Fair point. Same goes for socks and telling him you love him.
You underestimate my laziness, my friend.
>avoid censorship
you can see everything in la blue girl
EVERYTHING! hair and xrayl
>sick you off
no sorry I don't wanna catch the flu :<
then someone has to do it for you! like take care of you :)
she used the excuse of havng to go to the bathroom to get into my house (i sayed ok)
she then emiditly sat on my counch and startid stalking
seh sayed "i dont want to leve" then looked at my clock on the wall and saw that it midnight
how is that NOT a singnel
wtf is with this guy?
i will use a flavored condom on you.
or we can shere one at the same time
*wink
Slavery isn't legal here anymore.
Otherwise i'd have bought the hair-washing-slave the moment I could afford one.
Good tip I picked up about women from one of my elders. Just don't assume they want to bang. Ever. She could get buck ass naked on your coach and still not want to fuck. Unless she tells you to.
Go for something subtle like "That's fine. Do you wanna Netflix and Chill?" Work your way into it, y'know?
not stalking
talking
~N
at dinner out with friends she was complanening that she had nothing to do on
-knifes you all from behind-
how does that even work...
let's jsut shake hands. °-°
lel i wouldn't trust some slave fuck with my hair.. what if they cut ur throat... you can't trust slaves
not me
2dicks in 1 condemn.
balls tuching
i will shake your 3rd hand
I think I'll pass on a hentai documentary.
Yep, not gay at all.
that does not work wtf
no
nah it's not about that, you just gotta see for yourself I can't force you
you know you love it
oh yes it dues trust me. have you tryd
you can trust your master with your hair
It's a little more straightforward but if you're asking someone out I think you should be.
Confusing? Yes it is.
Well he'd do the hangman's jig for that. Death is a pretty good deterrent for that.
>nigger edits
oof fucking off yourself
You can't even lift that cannon you carry
i am sorry if i am being sexist
but
girl:"i want him do ask me out but i don't what to tell him to"
guy: "i want to ask her out but if i do then i am asking her to do something she dose not want to do"
why are you humans so complicated
*fellow human.
ya thats right
>"i want to ask her out but if i do then i am asking her to do something she dose not want to do"
Are you actually stupid or something?
no
not very christian- at all.
so what are you up to fren ? already had breakfast?
oh rly :3
...naw u right i don't eat enough stuff i have to sit down a lot and not move fast... lol
>I want him to ask me out
>I don't want to ask her out because she doesn't want to go out with me
What
Yep. Chopped up the fries from my sister's leftover Wendy's and threw them in with some scrambled eggs, cheese and sausage. It was pretty good. I'm just hanging out right now. What are you up to?
apperty i am, i will be the first to admit i have no idea what the fuck i am doing
>What
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Pastor Jhon told me it was very christian
we all have god given needs.
don't we?
sounds yum!
oh im just watching stuff on yt.. doing some more rhythm games later, i recorded some where i tried to layer to audio on top myself since the one fromt he recording was poop but it's not perfectly in sync :| i'll link you my yt later on disc if you care to see
also looking into some other means of recording... there's this scrcpy (screen copy) thing that apparently can record better than the built in stuff
naw i don't do that in public.
You ask, she says yes or no. It's very simple.
Thonk
I just use Streamlabs OBS. I'm pretty sure it has a recording function too.
but then you kill the friendship
see chasing Amy
see when harry met sally
oh didn't know you can record vr with obs thanks for the tip
naw im already using the built in software from ocuius and it'S making the audio ass, like i said
No, not really. You only kill it if you let it. I remained friends with girls that have rejected me and ones that I have rejected.
But hey, if you want to live always asking yourself what could have been, go for it.
1 i have tryed doimg that but seeing them heppy without my hurts me. b/c i am not the one who is giveing them that happymess
2 the sun is rising i need to go to sleep
I don't know about vr, but I don't see why not.
I'm not sure if I could keep being friends with someone that's rejected me, personally.
It's not that I feel entitled to anyone, but I feel like that'd put strain on my heart after a while - interacting with someone I have a thing for but it isn't mutual.
But that's just me.
Rest well.
fugc
Do what you will. You can't change anything by not doing anything to cause it though.
I get it. Personally, I've never been too much for romance. It'd be nice, sure, but I really couldn't care less.
hmm oki.. tho not sure how i would get obs in the vr headset library or.. idk... i think it's better fro stuff like recording your desktop
but ya gonna just try that scrcpy thing sometime this evening
Same here. Just felt like throwing in my $0.02 is all.
Goes to show how little I know. I thought it worked differently.
it's oki fren ^w^
why do you even humor this n guy
start eating better -.-
owo
I would.... it's just not possible, i'd puke :<
talked about this many times before.
Kirin Armor is the best.
I'm gonna cut you
who wants a waifu bootleg?
Thread hasn't die yet.
But why?
because of you retard
So considerate, why thank you, you worthless motel cumstain.
that's a nice one, didn't have that yet
thank!
>pat head
who wants a seksi animu waifu?
That wasn't even me
What in the name of fuck?
Oh no.
i got more dont worry... i have plenty of bootlegged
you know... words can hurt too ;_;
i thought fren.
I don't even know who you are?
How does it work? Do mine, do mine!
Lol, I'm pulling your leg, relax.
i started it a couple years ago on tg. never completed, so i am redueing it. so rules are not relevent anymore
you can't do that with me! >~<
I take everything serious... and sometimes am little bit too sensitive... depends on my mood =_=
I had some bacon earlier :3 gud gud... eat anything gud today too????
Hirasawa Yui
r00d
Lmao those are good, I like 'em.
No rules?
I ate raw fish.
Smile!
Slut.
if i was a slut, i would've gotten laid in the past year
so jokes on you!
hah..
even though it's breaking?
inferior than three
what's up cher
>raw
°-°
nice...
...
Don't you have a kid?
Society.
Hold up, vibe check, yo Kaguya where's your pic? NO VIBE.
Not much, chilling, work tomorrow.
Nice.
Anybody mind baking?