How the fuck do you properly decarb weed?

How the fuck do you properly decarb weed?

I don't want advice from lightweights who would get fucked up off edibles even if they did it wrong and barely extracted any thc.

How do you heavy smokers do it to get maximum efficiency? There are charts and opinions all over the place.

One fuck says 225 degrees for 35 minutes gets him fucked up and it has "always worked for him". Literally everything I have read about time and temperatures tells me this guy is an idiot who would get fucked up from one puff without inhaling.

240 for 45 minutes? 240 for an hour? 250 for 30 minutes? Two-fifty-TWO for 27 minutes? 235?

Covered with foil? Open the oven to mix? Glass or metal?

People have been smoking weed for a thousand fucking years. We study obscure shit like the mating habits of fucking parasites.

So where the fuck is the actual scientifically backed fucking information (THAT IS NOT OUTDATED BY TWENTY YEARS) about how to efficiently decarb?

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420 at 42minutes... obviously.

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225-230 is what you decarb at.

Grind it into some rapeseed oil
Simmer on very low heat for an hour

The rapeseed loves THC and CBD
Gives you a breakdown of the full spectrum of compounds

Your welcome.

Weed has no fucking carbs, just cook fucking low carb edibles you idiot

just rapeseed your sister and blame it on the weed

I see what you did there

>smokes weed and follows incest threads

Why don't you put a little fucking effort in and find your own recipe, you numb nuts fuck wit? Lower temps means a danker extract. Read a book. Smh

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If you want proper edibles nigga you need to cook that shit for a whole day

Go look up the temps for decarb i don’t remember what it was or whether you need to do it but it has to be low enough to not burn the good shit in it, use fucking coconut shit or some fatty ass stuff

Also keep in mind some shitty ass recipe might have used some shitty oven that has non accurate temps

What a not only brilliant, but scientific and exact method

If you do all this right you won’t be able to see

Made me laugh

Put atleast 3 ounces in

Yeah I am more of a wait for my weed to cure properly kind of guy. Decaf bong ruins the taste and can effect thc quality. Just get mason jars and humidity packs (67%) burp the jar every day for about a week or two then you can switch to burping once a week. Leave the kids off long enough to properly cycle the old air out of the jar. If you keep the humidity pack in there once you hit the once a week mark for burping it you’ll have crop that lasts a long ass time. If you’re in a massive pinch then what I do is put it in a glass dish at 235 and monitor it my oven is fucky so sometimes it actually heats in 15 minutes most of the time it’s more like 30. Again this makes it taste like shit and you’re a fucking animal if you can’t wait to smoke haha I smoke everyday and I’ve been in your current place. Look for a more steady source. You’re ruining the quality of your smoke to have it a bit sooner. It doesn’t make sense in the long run. I’d rather wait a week and smoke good dope than smoke shitty decarbed uncured pot. Although I am a random user and nothing I say matters. You’ll figure it out bud. I believe in you.

Nigga youre retarded

250 for an hour does it for me, makes for good edibles

Classic.

He said edibles turd eater

SEAL THe TINFOIL
Do the crock pot methof dont be a dipshit and waste ur pot

go look up reddit trees for a proper recipe

Humidity packs are for scrubs, also 67% is only what you use to cheat weight. 62% smokes best imo, 58 is good for vaping. And decarbing is for edibles. I use jars with humidity doodads on the inside of the lids to monitor.

I cure my trim/ugly nugs too, before I make edibles, not necissary but I like to make my harvest as worth it as possible

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so i'm a lightweight who gets high once every few years, but I worked in a distillate lab for a while. everything in chemistry is probabilities. there is a minimum temperature that decarbing starts at. the higher the temperature, the more likely a particle will decarb. once the temperature gets too high, cannabinoids start breaking down. 250 F is a fairly fast, safe temperature. stay there for 45-60 min. All the variables you mention are just playing with the ratios, and you high is most likely dictated by the thc content of the plant in the first place.

220 on a metal cookie sheet for 20min. bud should be broken up before and when done it should be just slightly brown.

Pick any decarboxylation step by step manual that you like, it doesn't have to be for weed, it can be for agaric mushrooms or even less related things, it's all the same chemically speaking.
Do not follow eyeballing methods, best don't even look for them, any chemistry textbook will help you more.

Also the process didn't really change that much the past 2 centuries or the thousands of years before, where it was done on a less scientific level.