Circumcision IS BETTER.
I got circumcised as a kid and I'm grateful for it.
God gave me the ability to face fuck my girlfriend without mercy so fuck your uncut hot dog.
Circumcision IS BETTER
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Wait what u mean you no mercy face fuck circumcised, im uncircumcised but i dont get it, i guess ive never gone all out?
oh my god what is wrong with that dick
Rubbin against your chicks face constantly til cum
Nothing is if you don't think there is you can't see.
Good for you mate.
(I'll keep my foreskin though)
You can face fuck her because your dick is tiny OP, not because you're mutilated
Idk how old you are but judging by that dick better start counting your days mate.
You won't be able to face fuck her then.
My dick is huge and you're just jealous.
It's not mutilated either, it's fixed and fed.
>Comparing a penis to a hotdog
You see what happens when you circumcise?
My towering dick outweighs your remarks sorry.
Also I'm 30 so I don't need to yet.
Uncircumcised penises look like hot dogs.
The man is retarded.
>You won't be able to face fuck her then.
Gosh, since I'm such an insecure child, I best hurry to the nearest clinic and have my cock sensitivity surgically lessened right quick!
...nah, I'll still keep my foreskin.
Shut up dick cheese.
Your parents didn't take care of your hygiene.
Kek when you can't shower more than once a week.
The absolute state of americans who got sexually abused straight out the womb.
> brainwashed amerijew
And your parents fucked you up the arse with a rusty hammer.
See, I can make up stuff too.
> mom i posted it again
No it's not.
I shower everyday, everyday your uncircumcised
penis gets dick ick cheesey prick.
I'm not a Jew.
This is not made up, it's your parents didn't care and neglected you.
This isn't bait.
>everyday your uncircumcised
penis gets dick ick cheesey prick.
Well you would know, you're the one sucking it.
You got your first blowie from an old jewish rabbi.
I got mine from your dad.
I must lol, jealous of a tiny mutilated dick, top kek
My uncircumcised 9er has no concerns for baby d jewboys with lower IQ than spermcount
I'm a straight man, fuck off. Have you not been reading that I face fuck my girlfriend?
It's not made up, you parents really shoved a rusty hammer up your poop-chute on a regular basis. (and you liked it) I know this because I do. I'm magic this way.
I'm not Jewish, so no. Sorry.
My IQ is 156, my dick is big and not mutilated, I'm not Jewish.
You're an idiot.
Yes you are.
>I'm a straight man
Spaghetti is what you are.
>Have you not been reading
Implying anything you say is even worth reading
>I face fuck my girlfriend?
>I face fuck my dog
Fixed that for you, must be where the foreskin went. Did you try fish it out the dogshit afterwards?
Rusty hammers up the shitter, face fucking his dog!
Is there no limits to OP's degeneracy?
>I'm not Jewish, so no. Sorry.
>Not jewish
>Circumcised
Pick one nigger.
>My IQ is 156
MFW you think this is smart
>my dick is big
It is literally 10cm at most
>not mutilated
Cuts off ear, this is totally normal, i'm still whole
>I'm not Jewish.
see top
What is this elementary school?
>Spaghetti is what you are.
Actually I am a man with a penis.
>Implying anything you say is even worth reading
So then you haven't been paying attention.
The rest of your post proves you have autism.
Samefag harder, fucking faggot.
how do you even jerk off?
You set the elementary school standard, so I just behave accordingly.
Also, your face is ugly, you're fat and you smell like rotten farts. Hammerfucker.
Being circumcised doesn't make you Jewish.
Yes my IQ is 156.
How can I be a nigger and a Jew at the same time?
It's 12 inches.
Cutting of the ear has no benefits, circumcision does; it looks better, women love it and it has less dick cheese if any.
Why do you want to know are you gay?
I won't justify this with a response.
no, I just like to hear the delusion of how you cucks think you enjoy yourself
But you did respond, I feel justified.
Furthermore, you suck farts from dead animal babies, your father was a drunkard and your mum set fire to public buildings.
It's ok OP. Math and measuring is difficult for sun 160IQ ppl, so while you may think all of this is true, the world is laughing at you.
Please continue, free lulz
I don't need to jerk off, I have a girlfriend to fuck face.
You're autistic or absolutely messed up in the head. The world isn't laughing at me? Ask America faggot.
> she must love the fact that you need lube to not hurt her during sex.
if you have a gf, and i modtly doubt that kek
>Being circumcised doesn't make you Jewish.
Coping this hard.
>Yes my IQ is 156.
Pleb tier
>How can I be a nigger and a Jew at the same time?
Someone failed at school.
>It's 12 inches.
30cm? it's literally 10cm at most. Timestamp nigger.
>Cutting of the ear has no benefits
Tell that to Van Gogh
>it looks better
More cope, harder
> women love it
That's the jewish rabbi crossdressing user.
>less dick cheese
learn2shower
for now your her object but what if she gets bored of the dyed out mess that is your dick, then what? how to you simulate a vagina without foreskin?
It sounds like you've never had a girlfriend.
You can't even remark towards these things without some childish remark instead of an honest conversation.
She's been around 7 years, also she isn't tired.
Well, my IQ is 240°C
My cock is at least five metric tons long and I get all the girls with my slidey foreskin of pleasure and joy.
I'm also 7' tall, speak 300 languages fluently, dabble in astro-physics and practic basic daily hygiene.
I make a gorillion blutoks an hour and own several cities.
There, beat that, rustpooper.
Pic unrelated
how many dildos does she have?
>You can't even remark towards these things without some childish remark instead of an honest conversation.
The hypocrisy.
You just mad because, as an american who loves cheese, you had the ability to produce your own taken from you.
>TFW you have to talk to girls and convince them to like you instead of letting your natural musk spread for miles around attracting the bitches in droves who leave a trail of slime leading to your door after the first hint of dicksmells.
She doesn't need any when she has me.
You are autistic or disgusting or both.
Lmao this nigga retarded and has a short cut up penis too lol. I have a 7 inch uncut cock cool this other dude got 9. But I'm sure his 9 inch and my 7 have no issues face fucking a mouth. Cut or uncut. U need to know how to use your dick. Fucking kindergarten penis this guy
Does a dildo have foreskin? No. Idiot.
>Does a dildo have foreskin?
Yes.
You're either black so you're not worth talking to.
>You are autistic or disgusting or both.
No u
She has ten, and when I say dildoes I mean bones, for chewing, my girlfriend is a dog.
Golden retreiver, nice plumage, the Golden, never fades.
I comb her hair and feed her tidbits and sometimes she lets me wipe my crusty, dry, mutilated pecker against her muzzle.
She hardly ever bites.
Unfortunately I have to stand up for everyting, my colon is scarred from all the rusty hammers.
>childish remark instead of an honest conversation.
>so fuck your uncut hot dog.
>my colon is scarred from all the rusty hammers.
Op is literally getting butthurt from all sides. If he was a grill, this is legalporno the thread.
To circumcise yourself is to taint the image of man and God. The only reason it's so widespread and popular is because of (((them))).
I feel like you rely on her warmth, without it your idea of sexual please is nonexistent
find me one with circ scars
Agree with OP,
uncircumcised dicks are ugly and circumcised is superior.
>an honest conversation.
Let's have one then.
When did circumcision start in the united states, who's idea was it and why?
I love how every defense of circumcision starts with "I got circumcised as a kid" but you never see people like "I'm 25 and uncut but damn I wish I was circumcised, it's so cool!!"
Idk who by, but it was for health reasons.
That's the best circumcised dick i've seen, barely any scar tissue. You have a pencil dick though.
Girth>Length
Agreed, also easier to clean up after a good arse fucking
Ahahhahaha seething cut days.
Keep making these posts to help yourself cope.
Meanwhile us full, completed men will keep on laughing at your pathetic jewy asses.
Imagine having parents so mentally pathetic they were convinced by Jews to have your manhood snipped.
Jews because religion and a wish to lower the enjoyment of sex and/or masturbation.
Forgot to add
Hey cut days?What's your favorite lotion to use to jerk off with?
having a foreskin is a privilage. you're just saying that just becouse you can't have it back
God entered my body, as a body. Same size. God penetrated my body. Father son and holy spirit.
>What's your favorite lotion to use to jerk off with?
Based
There are methods and operations though.
It'll never be 100% but it's better than nothing.
Keep coping with a dog dick.
I don't need lotion, I thrust my dick with my semen across my girlfriend's face.
Ah, we got our fave resident nutter visiting.
Dentistry is the answer to all your problems, good luck.
>It'll never be 100% but it's better than nothing.
I would just leave it, i say this as an uncut dude. Stop fucking with your penis.
>Stop fucking with your penis.
You know what i mean.
Does she bark angrily if you get too close to her snout or eyes?
I see wut you did thar.
Whereas you can't even form complete sentences. So (as always) the mouthy racists just make themselves look dumb as hell thereby further invalidating their dumbass stances. Nothing new. Enjoy your paranoia, mutilated dick, and cognitive dissonance that comes with being a racist defending a traditional Jewish practice of cutting up dicks.
Yeah but seriously, no knives near the penor.
No, she's a female dumb ass.
Actually a lot of guys DO wish their parents had them snipped after birth. SO much better. Sorry cheese dick, Still not envious.
God entered my body, as a body. Same size. God penetrated my body. Father son and holy spirit. Do you see what God has done to me?
Yes, a bitch. I know, we've established that already.
So, we've got the hammers, the drunkard father, the pyromaniac mother, the mutilation, the dog, the low self esteem and the utter disappointment in the general low quality responses to your otherwise solid troll.
>Actually a lot of guys DO wish their parents had them snipped after birth
Sausage? Oh i forgot, you only have naked hotdogs.
First go to the dentist, then to a psychiatrist.
I specifically said "use to jerk off with"
Why are all cut days mentally deficient?
Oh wait. Retarded parents breed retarded children
Lmao, a little short there on meat bub...
Keep your fantasies to yourselves.
And if you call my girlfriend a bitch once more, I will make you pay.
>Still not envious.
Why does this thread exist then? It is literal evidence against you.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch. beeeeeeeetch.
I have no money! What are you gonna do about it?
Woof woof.
Your girlfriend is a bitch. She cleans my dickcheese on a daily basis by hoovering it up with her jew nose.
>ITT OP gets raped by smelly cheesy dicks in every hole
That's not even me, I'm OP and you're just a cheeseful of grossness. You probably have to clean your dick every 30 minutes just to keep the stench away.
You're probably a nigger using the word "bitch" so much.
Samefag harder.
>That's not even me,
i don't believe you
>just to keep the stench away.
We've already established the smell turns wimen on.
my girl is a woman btw
You're probably gay for hammers, rusty hammers up the pooper. But only if it's mum and dad driving it in.
Otherwise it's back to rubbing your crusty bits against the muzzle of your bitch.
(I use "bitch" because it's a female dog - I felt I should clarify, as you don't really seem to understand)
Now, she's a bitch, make me pay now - come on, make me pay.
You're a big boy with a small todger, come get me.
Prove it.
A woman canine, woof woof.
No u
I've got more dubs and trips and quads in my life on Earth anyway why would you be so interested in my human female being a canine?
Nice scriptkiddin' there.
'cause she's a dog, it's all rusty hammers, naked dogs and bad breath with you.
It's just how the cookie crumbles.
You fate was sealed on that fateful morn where the tender bits of your todger was snipped and discarded, like yesterday's newspaper.
I'd pity you, but I'm too busy wanking to pictures of traffic accidents. (No lotion needed, I'm penis-intact).
You've lost something you can never get back. I know it hurts, but threads like these aren't a healthy coping mechanism. The true pleasure of sex is forever lost for you - that's why you go for no mercy facefucking, desperately trying to attain a sensation forever out of reach. Honestly, the jewish brainwashing of americans into mutilating their children is such a tragedy.
There's a video you should look up, a jewish guy at harvard who did a long presentation about it. Can't remember his name, he got expelled for it because the jewish overlords didn't like it. Maybe an user can help with that. It might help you to cope better with what's been done to you.
You're an idiot.
Nonsense, I'm a delightful conversationalist, I smell like roses, I'm sexier even than your Golden Retreiver, I don't bite, my IQ is 250°C and I can think in complex abstracts, English is my second language and juggle it better than you ever could.
Also, my penis remains intact and delicious.
I'm still waiting for you to make me pay.
Lmao, delusionals uncircumcisionals not worrying about their hygiene or their kids hygiene. Also circumcision increases your your sex powers.
>Not from an English speaking country
Ignoring you from this point onwards.
Sorry, it's never going to grow back, but find a better to cope maybe?
Circumcision makes the better, increased size on average. This is a proven fact among studies. It exposes the glans giving it advanced sex powers too.
You've made a smashing job of ignoring me so far, even despite promising to not justify my posts with answers AND that you'd make me pay.
It's all those hammers up the shitter, they've clouded your judgement.
Pet you girlfriend from me, take her on walks and stuff.
Anyway, this has been a delightful few hours of kicking you to the curb, time for luncheon.
All the rest of you Anons, keep OP occupied with his feeble trollings.
Pic maybe related, it's OP's fave band.
God entered my body, as a body. Same size. God penetrated my body. Father son and holy spirit. Do you see what God is doing to me?
You may harp on about the benefits, I'm still not mutilating my cock. No knife shall ever touch my willy.
Your posts are hidden from this point onweards.
>my IQ is 250°C
Wat
I don't need to worry about my hygeine, because I wash myself regularly like a normal person. Besides, foreskin is the result of literally millions of years of evolution and is designed specifically FOR hygeine, but yeah you go ahead and permanently disfigure your children, I'm sure they'll thank you for it.
You're going to perish in the pits of damnation if you do not.
Humans also have a tail on their ass, does that warrant or mean anything? Also have you ever heard of dick cheese? Also I wash myself everyday too, but within 30 minutes the dick cheese comes.
Yeah God came down and was like "hey guys I made a mistake in your design, so I need you to mutilate your children otherwise I'll send you to hell. I love you though."
Have to agree with OP, circumcision is better.
It is written.
it's also written that mixing fabrics is a sin. lots of stupid shit in that dumb tome.
You must be a troll surely. You get dick cheese in 30 mins then you must have a pretty serious STI.
Nope, you have no idea what it feels like to have a foreskin, because yours was snipped by evil jews.
I'll keep mine, thank you very much.
lol that's not true Noah
I'm not Jewish.
I don't get dick cheese because I'm circumcised.
You're a fucking Nazi then.
I didn't claim to be Noah.
I'm not Jewish, you people just hate Jews.
>has a cut dick
>says he's not jewish
so...Muslim?
This is Anti-American, I am seriously thinking you're a suspect to the ISIS group.
They will never know this feel. Like god tickling your bellend.
>anti-American
fuck off Chaim, you're too obvious
God has entered my body like the body of my same size.
Chaim who? Why don't you fuck off.
/thread
why would you want to stretch your ballsack out like that?
I'm a Christian.
It feels good. You should try it, sometime.
this is uncircumcised
he fucks and facefuck the living shit out of her
facefuck starts around 23 min
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bait or not many of uncircumcised guys can pull their foreskin all the way down with no problem
yeah I know how you Amerifat "christians" are
Bullshit, you know how tight it is? It strangles the head and the glans don't get the full experience.
no, I'm here to ruin your little psyops
he doesn't have phimosis dumbass, it rolls up and down
I'm actually against Judaism. But circumcision is the American way.
You're insane, I'm a conservative Trump supporter (probably the best president since the first), I'm also for circumcision and against the Jews and the libtards.
Stops the glans from the full on experience.
sure whatever Ira
>pro-Trump
>against the jews
LMFAO
>thinks foreskin doesn't roll up and down with each thrust
you don't know what you're missing.
>I'm actually against Judaism. But circumcision is the Israeli way.
Fixed that for you.
I'm against the sucking of the penis, but circumcision is needed for hygiene and better sex powers.
Trump hates Jews ihn reality.
Circumcision exposes the glans.
Nice meme, but false. I was nothing but happier and angrier during sex after my circumcision.
>I only support a specific kind of baby dick cutting
>Trump is a jew puppet
>circumcision permanently enervates the glans
FTFY
and how old were you?
13
Nice, keep lying.
lol your parents got taken for the ol' insurance ride. A $5 tube of cortisol would have fixed your phimosis dumbass.
No, it was a decision I agreed to and I had no phimosis.
>13
Jew
This is such bs bait as one of the oldfags has already pointed out. So this is basically for anyone looking for actual info....The science is there. If you havent seen an actual circumcision on youtube, you should. The screams of the kid are like nothing youve heard. Like that shit should be on the rekt and gore threads. U cant trigger me fag. Go strap ur kid down and chop off their dick if you want but youre part of the reason the population is getting dumber.
>I agreed to
so...it wasn't your idea
OP admits to jewishness. Opinions ignored.
Not a Jew.
This is far from bait, and those are called BATTLE SCARS. Something you don't have, something you'll never become a man because of
.Fact is you'll never have my abilities or my strength in anger of my dick.
Also, wut?
> Happier and angrier during sex
....wut
And u were 13?
So much to un pack there. Im out. Kys etc etc, u r jewish and a faggot..u know the deal.
>Gets circumcised at 13
>Not a jew
Stealth bar mitzvah'd
Cope.
agree with op as well
my dick was circumcised as a baby
in the long run it was for the better good
No idiot, when I was older I had angry and happier sex than uncircumcised gay people who want uncircumcised dick which is for gay people.
Cope? How? I am happy as fuck. Also 666? Satanist detected.
Statistically the number of guys who do is insignificant. Usually they were dudes with phimosis or some condition that would have been medically justifiable to circumcise for.
Cutfags need to understand this is not a two way street. If an intact male wanted to get cut he could get it done this weekend. You however will always be a sad victim of barbaric genital mutilation who will never experience sex the way nature and evolution intended. We aren't the reason you will never be a complete man so no need to take it out on us. You are mad at your parents not me I forgive you
>someone convinced him to get cut in order to discourage masturbation
>mffw
Jewish religion needs to be globally outlawed.
Yes you are.
>You're insane, I'm a conservative Trump supporter
Ah, that explains why you're jewish then.
OKAT THAT'S IT TIT IM FUCKING MAD NO W YES I AM ONE DAY YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PERISH IN THE PITS OF HELL FOR YOUR INSULTS AGAINST ME
IM NOT JEWISH EITHER IM A CHRISTIAN
THAT'S IT IM GOING TO FIND EVERY BIT OF INFO UPON YOU NIGGERS AND SATANISTS
Dude you don't even know and never will how good natural sex is, i can facefuck anything same as you, but have greater pleasure doing it.
Christians are jews.
Full experience you say?
Best of both worlds I hear you cry?
Why yes.
Circumcision is natural, if it wasn't God wouldn't have given us the idea to invent it.
No, they're not.
>Circumcision exposes the glans.
So does every movement, only the glans is protected and like soft silk.
Have you ever heard about a BASIC HYGIENE, you mutilated faggot.
Look at that sad dog dick, you have no glans exposed thus less feeling.
You may want to visit an optometrist.
>No, they're not.
Yes. They are. This isn't even up for debate. Christians are literally the only ones delusional enough to be enraged by their classification. In the scheme of religious classification, christians are just a minorly different apocalyptic offshoot of mainstream judaism.
"dog dick" is poorly concealed code for "I am a jew". Good job blowing your cover, schlomo.
How the fuck do you know, how often people get "dick cheese", if you don't have foreskin, witch couses it?
Faggots like uncircumcised penis, that or animal fuckers.
30 minutes is all it takes for the build up of dick cheese.
>Satanist detected.
Topkek
*Imaginary girlfriend... Girls fucking hate mutillated dicks....
>30 minutes
>trying this hard
I mean, unless there's some kind of issue like phimosis, you must be able to pull all the way down with no problem whatsoever, doctors check this when you're a little kid or whatever.
exactly, you're supposed to pull back the skin when you piss and use toilet paper to wipe it in case some piss gets on your dick you actually think God made mistakes when he created you if you're such a Christian? (let's not forget that only jews and Muslims have their genitals mutilated)
If you would have IQ of 156, you would not brag about your ruined penus on Cred Forums.
Dude are you fucking nigger? Or just don't reallyze, that many people have bigger penisses, circumsized or not...
No, it's not. You're serioulsy mixing things up.
What's that?
I'm not a Jew.
I've witnessed as a doctor myself infections by it.
You're obviously not American.
Idiot.
I never did, read above.
Bullshit.
My penis is perfect and die in Hell.
You don't even need to do that, just shower once a day, and dont forget to wash under the skin, thats it.
I'm not a nigger, I just know that circumcision exposes the glans making it bigger.
Thats just made up bullshit, you are fucking reatard if you think 30 min is enough for "cheese" to build up.
God entered my body, as a body. Same size. God penetrated my body. Father son and holy spirit.
Literally kill yourself you worthless piece of shit
>30 minutes
if it only took 30 minutes, the amount of smegma generated every hour around the globe would be enough to solve our energy crisis. oh yeah, let that mental image bloom
Nice and slidey, protects the glans when not fucking, no chafing against the pants and pulls all the way back for nice sensitive action.
Sorry OP.
Even if so, it makes the glans bigger. So call me a retard all you want.
Nothing that is man made or alltered by man is not natural...
yeah well body parts tend to swell when you damage them
Optometrist = eye doctor.
Since you can't see.
Mutilated AND blind, poor sod.
... then there's the sad story about the rusty hammers...
You must be very insecure, or complex about your penis to defend it like this on Cred Forums.
It's like a hood, all natural, when your dick start to get wet foreskin get loose and you can pull down easily, either way it feels good cause you rub up and down all over the sensitive spot.
Nice try, it also exposes the glans.
Yes, that's the point. Foreskin slides all the way back if and when needed. Hence the vid.
Sorry maggot dicks, women love it more. I win.
Sorry crusty dogfucker, you're a farty monkey and you lose.
See, I can do that too.
What was it about you parents fucking you up the arse with rusty hammers?
My dick is a beast.
Oddly, OP's beast is a dick.
Coincidence? I think not.
Yes you are.
>Yes my IQ is 156.
>How can I be a nigger and a Jew at the same time?
Genius level IQ, yet doesn't know the difference between race and religion...
Also: Ethiopian jews
>It's 12 inches.
I think you means centimetres.
I had great parents.
My dick is a beast*
I'm not even genetically Jew.
Seems you're all pissed off that my dick is superior.
Then you're spiritually jewish. Either way, you're a kike.
Seems to me all you have to bring to the table is weak ass bait...
Nah, your parents fucked you up the shitter with rusty hammers, also I thought you said you wouldn't answer my posts anymore?
And that you'd make me pay?
Gosh I'm still waiting.
I just follow my simple rule.
Don’t care if it’s cut, just put it in my butt.
Neither, I'm a Christian.
Disgusting foreign cheese dick.
This aint bait, and it seems you're new here.
I can't tell who's posting on Cred Forums because all you said was "nigga yo" like a faggot or a nigger.
you're a jew, just learn to accept it. Maybe grow your sideburns out.
Agreeing with OP on this one.
Ha, keep telling yourself that, mutilated slave.
Nah, I said "nice plumage" and "optometrist" and other such terms that you weren't familiar, despite your education as a doctor.
Perhaps you didn't attend when you were to choose your focus? And thus missed some basics of Lingua Medica?
Go listen to Linkin Park or whatever you millennial faggots listen to.
Youve already had your dick mutilated, go ahead and get bottom surgery faggot
It won't help, all those rusty hammers has made it impossible for OP to even sit down.
I have moderate autism and have trouble focusing on shit, thanks for that.
I always see these threads and think is so silly like you get a choice as an infant on the matter and then people just fighting for one side or the other like they chose to get circumcised or not. (I am circumcised) however there’s nothing wrong with either option, hygienically circumcision is cleaner according to heath experts but that’s literally the only difference. Also this is according to EXPERTS who went to 8+ years of school. Regardless all dicks should be love am I right fellas?
>hygienically circumcision is cleaner according to heath experts
The same ones paid to cut off your foreskin or different ones?
The same institution that sells pills that give you cancer and the stuff that treats the cancer?
The same institution that says vitamins have 0 benefits?
Uncircumcised penises look like dog dicks.
You also lie a lot and behave stupidly, despite of, of maybe because of your autism.
Nah, despite it, I know autists with clear minds and a good solid vocabulary - you're just a dim, arse-hammered dogfucker.
Here, enjoy the smooth action of an intact penis.
I’ve never sucked an uncut cock but the pics in this thread make me wanna try
>intact penis.
>no frenulum
Fuck off, you're literally the mutt of dickcutting.
Or LONG frenulum - you decide.
Have some more wanky funs.
What the fuck this is the weirdest shit I've ever seen
>millennial faggots
so you're either an underage zoomer or a creepy old guy
now THAT is something a muslim would say
No frenulum. I didn't decide, it's just fact. In all seriousness it's not bad, just a bit jarring initially because i know a guy who snapped his.
I snapped mine, but not entirely - so it still fulfils its function.
I can do pic related.
Agreed. Dog dicks look like candy. Only muzzles hate dogs. And chinks, but chinks only mutilate people for organs, not for jews.
I'm 56, also I don't have autism. Quit pretending to be me.
No, it's something a normal American would say.
I read this as desentrny lmao
Cringe, plz no. Don't tell me that. I still have dreams of the first time i was told.
Dicks are dicks who gives a flying fuck. You don’t have to come in contact with anyone’s but your own. Now if this was a thread about gay dudes arguing which they prefer that makes sense but honestly you guys sound dumb and insecure as fuck
>56
waiting for some CP like the old days eh?
normal americans at your age aren't posting on Cred Forums you perv
All that rust have made you both bitter and dumb - poor soul. Pet your dog... I mean girlfriend from me.
Lol like that's a bad thing.
I've been on here since 2003 and you know what? This place has gone to shit, you're right. Also I'm not into kids, only 20-30 somethings.
OP care a lot, we're just giving him a chance to grieve his loss and move on.
That looks delicious. Uncut wins
You mean dogs, you're into dogs.
Golden retreivers and English setters - blonde if possible. How's the anal scars?
Have another whole dick.
Uncircumcised dicks are for gay people, faggots. Faggots who like dog skinned dick.
Wtf is wrong with you this is gross. I expect high quality images of proper cocks not this low res shit.
Absolutely destroyed by literally everyone else. Even the cutfags ripped you a new butthole.
>56 fucking years old
>obsessing over dicks on Cred Forums in 2020
You’re the one arguing for dicks that seems pretty gay to me
I hope all of you get cancer and die slowly
based
Why the fuck do i have a pleb tier version? Am i a pleb?
I mean gonna probably happen just tryin to enjoy what i got now. Thanks tho
I'm terribly sorry, OP - here's some better quality.
I was just teasing you about the dog fucking and the anal hammers - I know you just wanted some pretty pictures of intact penii to stimulate your wank sessions.
Didn’t know how to break it to you friend...
great minds think alike
Tfw you need lube to jack off
Are you people gay? I came here as a representation of why circumcision is better.
I’m not op just a bro who likes uncut cocks. Op should open his eyes
Are you not? You’re literally looking at pictures of dicks on the internet. For quite an extended amount of time.
I'm not, I'm just trying to make a case that circumcised cocks are superior.
Why does it matter so much? Are you that insecure about your cock that you have to go online talking about how amazing it is?
And you're failing misserably.
If anyone here, who's uncut, wish to try what it's like to be cut - pull your foreskin back all the way and leave it like this for a day or so - have your glans chafe your undies and dry out. Then you'll know.
If you're cut and want to try how it is to be uncut.. well... tuff. Sorry.
the jew jimmies are rustled but the FACT is that this shit never happens to intact dicks
you're failing miserably you dumb jew
But this delicious movement DOES happen a lot to uncut dicks.
Listen asshole, I'M NOT A JEW. UNDERSTAND THAT? Also seems I'm winning judging from the outrage of the fucking uncuts.
lol'ing at the Americans, trying to justify their Jewish dicks.
They don't realise they're slaves to the Jews.
Thick f'kers should have stayed a British colony instead of f'king themselves and claiming independence.
methinks he doth protest
yeah, cut looks much better lol
the only outrage it seems is yours.
Poor sod.
uncut American here. Thankfully my Austrian great grandfather taught his children well that dick cutting is for sandy goatfuckeres.
Ya, I think I'll also remove my tastebuds, salive glands and cut off my lips, to become a better kisser and to enjoy the flavor of food more.
>I'M NOT UPSET YOU'RE UPSET ALLCAPS UNLEASH THE FURY ZOMGWTFBBQ!
If pic relate is your wiener then it's worse than almost any uncut dick I've ever seen. Why is it so small and lumpy?
Aww, poor baby, are you down to "no u" now?
Is that the best you have at this late stage?
Have another whole and delicious uncut meat to soothe your troubled brow.
You’re the only one enraged
I was making fun of him, not you
that's not uncut retard, that's just a loose circ
Whatever you say.
Sorry - I was on a roll :P
agreed, not intact at all
God has entered my body the same size as my body. Do you see what God is doing to me?
As not to devolve into just penis-talk, here's a young woman in mild if playful distress.
And I'm out - thanks for playing everybody.
Enjoy your foreskins, and to you cutfags, I'm terribly sorry for your loss.
fun that jews will never know