I just accepted on taking a13 year old teen girl out for lunch and need help.
Wtf do I do bros? I'm in my 20s and I'm a shortfag so I'm not too concerned about looking because people will think we look like a normal couple but how do I not make this awkward? It's kinda my first lunch date thing.
PLS HELP ME BROS
> 13-year-old girl
>I'm in my 20s
>I'm not too concerned about looking because people will think we look like a normal couple but how do I not make this awkward?
>PLS HELP ME BROS
How about you don't try to date a 13 yo.
help with what bro? Don't do it you idiot.
20 and 13... but no, you’ll look normal
So are you tryna fuck her or what?
There was a guy like this in my school. 18 but looked 13. Went on holidays to Spain every year and hooked up with 13/14 year olds. We were all looking at him shocked and he just laughed and said how the fuck else was he ever gonna get action.
is this you op ?
based pedo
No I'm not trying to date her or anything I swear, but for a long time she's had a real big crush on me and for about a year she taught me how to play a guitar which I've always wanted to know.
She worked up the courage to ask me and I'm not a piece of shit I don't want to break her heart or anything. It won't be a date date but just a lunch.
Lol I'm about an inch taller than her but yes I am a Manlet.
No see reply above
I get action from girls my age. I'm not looking to fuck her or anything geez she's only 13 lol
If she asked you to fuck you are going to do it with no doubt. Who are you trying to convince... Yourself? Liar
Just imagine how tight that pussy must be though.
y do u say that, user?
The responsible thing to do is say no because you know she has a crush. You're only blurring boundaries by taking her out.
I fucked a 15 year old when I was 19 thrust me best pussy I've ever had
I've seen 13 year old girls look 18+ and I've seen 20 year old men look under 16
It could happen
Eat her ass lick her pussy have her blow you just no penetration.
Paul, is that you?
Call me now!
If you aren't tryina fuck then it shouldn't be awkward
Is she really 13?
How could you ever be mentally or physically attracted to someone so young?
Why would he DATE a 13 year old?. If he want onky friendship its just hanging up with a friend. But a DATE? Cmon.
You pack your shit and get ready to be put on the sex offender registry. Might as well hire a lawyer while you're at it.
haha poop lol
Drop a happy meal at her door and run the fuck away and pray to god you don't do some shit like that ever again and noting comes back to hunt you
It's simple bro just put a loaded gun in your own mouth and blow your brains out
>inb4 the 3 letter boys track OP and throw him the ol' partyvan surprise.
I dated a superslut 16 year old freshmen I was 19. Never had anyone gag on my dick like that since. So tight I could hardly fuck her. Couldn't imagine how it would have been if I lost my virginity to my 13 year old gf when I was 14.
Date her until AOC then bang her. Lucky bastard.
Yeah i did the same thing in my 20s too, manlet with a babyface and i had a job thst let me travel. When ever i got to a new city id look up local schools and buy the uniforms and scout at the afterschool hang outs. Sometimes if the security was lax i could sneak in during lunch hour and hang at the school all day with my targets, it was a fun time
Well just hope your in Europe and not in the retarded States of America ;)
Than it would be only a year in some jurisdictions
This. Dude is more than likely a fucking creep. Hopefully Chris Hansen gets his ass
Your a retard and the girl is baiting you so she can cry dady and live with handouts the rest of her life for playing the victim ... your sick bro get help be for its to late and go's to far . Just say no
Sjw moralfag detected
This.
And SAUCEE shes fucking perfect
I got to smack a twelve year old girls ass yesterday! Goddamn that ass was tight. Bounce a quarter off it. She looks a like girl in photo but blonde.
> projecting this hard
>Thrust me
Sorry no sauce. Found it here on Cred Forums months ago.
She is one of my favorites. Have some more.
Dude you're the adult, say no?
Or take her out for lunch and explain to her that you only want to be nice but nothing else can happen because she is fucking 13.
Girls that age like older dudes but hell don't make that mistake. If her parents find out you could get in big trouble. It won't be worth it.
So beautiful and quiet.
If your a manlet and got a baby face just go get some older bitchs to fuck and if thay are well to do thay will like. By you shit and move on thare own in like 3 months old woman that like younger looking gye will fucking rock your would brother you will never consider fucking a kid again after it
I already told her that I can take her out for lunch and whatever but we can't be 'dating' or anything like that. But she was So happy and when she hugged me honestly man I just could've collapsed right there she really is a pretty amazing girl and she's so beautiful too.
Um but yeah definitely no dating or anything I don't wanna
Idk where should i take her bros? I was thinking of gonna take her somewhere real nice like an expensive restaurant or whatever. What are your thoughts Cred Forums
Read the thread
Haha lucky I'm not American
Idk what to do or say when were having lunch
There is more than one honorable path to take.
1. Explain that the age is too great but you wish to remain friends.
2.Platonic dating until she reaches AOC, may require parental involvement.
3.Patience
If she's truly amazing you both could wait a few years...
just be careful Cred Forumsro!
Why can't 13-14 yo teens just be legal? They're so perfect and beautiful
You already know her it is easy. You should know what some of her interests are. If you spent enuff time for her to teach you guitar.
Take her to a nice restraunt not fast food.
they are where i live :)
take her out for coffee then back to your place for a movie, see how she acts towards you
general pedo thread ?
Thanks for all the help bros I'm tired now so Imma head off goodnight leave your kiks if u want update
Aight this thread is now seized please get down on the ground with your hands on your back
Breed her
Fuk u nigger
>tfw lanky twink guitarist guy I have a crush on takes me on a date but only to build up my hopes and not fuck my brains out with his rock hard cock ramming into my young cunny
Cake! DFC!
Yummy
Cutie pie
Netflix
Mmmmm
Just be cool and not boring. She'll totally fuck you.
Jesus Christ user, how did you not think this would look bad
Exactly
>Three letter boys
Nice
Have pics of the 10 year old from last of us but claim ur not interested in this child. Kys
you are a pedophile.
dont think the person who posted that webm is OP
do you want to go to jail? because that's how you go to jail.
Nah you're just scumsalt
I said breed her dumbass. Ignorant Fuck.
Do do it retard?
I want my future back. To be 13 again, when the world was bright and beautiful. When your future stretched out in front of you like a field of unbroken snow. When life was for your taking.
Dated this huge 13 year old slut when I was 17 and easily best sex I've had, she's still a mega slut fucking every older guy she can 3 years later
fuck her user and fucks the haters!
just tell her it has to be somewhat a secret cus shes too young.
but it's all good!
I banged a 14 y.o when I was 19 for a year. then we meet again when she has 19 and we have been dating for 4 years!