Due to her current engagement falling apart...

Due to her current engagement falling apart, my aunt will be living in a studio on my property for an unknown amount of time.
I’ve wanted to fuck her since I was 12, how can I make this happen?
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Just get her drunk and go for it.

Getting her drunk won’t be hard, she drinks like crazy. I just don’t know how to broach the subject with her in particular. She’s my mother’s twin after all

Prolly fake and gay but should be easy since u come from a family of mental issues.

Not fake actually

Get some basketball shorts and walk around with a partial chub while she’s drinking. If you catch her looking, call her out in a joking way. If she jokes back she’s interested. If she gets quiet, she’s not.

Alcohol should do the trick. Newly dumped girls are the easiest.

Bring another girl home when your aunt is there a fuck her brains out. Leave your door open and make sure she really hears how much fun this slut is having. This will probably turn her on even just as a reflex and make her think about you in a sexual way.

Source: fucked my engaged "lesbian" roommate tons of times after doing this. Her gf was always travelling and she used to complain about the lack of sex. I called up an ex who i knew was really orgasmic and loud, fucked her in my bedroom with the door half open and suddenly the "lesbian" was looking at me differently.

Not a terrible idea, deserves an attempt

I usually go to the girl’s house instead of bringing them home. Too many ruined sheets in the past

Is fucking your aunt worth a couple of ruined sheets?

I legitimately don’t know, she’s hot and I like the idea of fucking my moms twin, but I buy expensive sheets. I’ll have to consider that a valid option. Maybe just bring up I’m recently single?(I’m not, but she doesn’t need to know that)

A sheet doesn't get ruined by 2 people having sex on it, you retarded fucking virgin

Set up a bunch of hidden cams first, super cheap

You must be having some really boring sex

You're completely correct.

And you're a fat ugly virgin living out a fantasy on Cred Forums, so that makes us about even

Depends on if it’s her room or mine. But my priority is seducing her first and foremost

You know you can wash sheets right? Dont need to throw them out if you get a bit of cum on them.

just set up some cameras and fap like the rest of us dont fuck your family where do you live alabama?

You buy expensive sheets? How much are you talking?

$150-$200 per

link?

It's not happening and your thread here is an utter failure.

You have zero personality and it's time for you to fuck off for a bit

I buy them at a boutique in town. Very soft

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You’re dullard. Get to fuck