Good looking guy, but autistic and poor

good looking guy, but autistic and poor

how to get laid?

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> roll for charisma
> 20
> "Hey, im white, but my dick is black"

Yo nigga i think u cant even fit in the pussy without tearing the shit out of it, sadly you won and lost the genetic lottery so u probably cant have sex, unless its just the shot cuz the girl is small af

be black, have a big dick

grindr

i would but don't want my face on that shit

Anyone know who the girl is? Cuz fuck...

Want to know too

Silly user, the face is the least cared about, just skip having those images.

Worst. Photoshop. Ever.
I could do a better job in MS Paint in about 15 minutes.

Why is the Latino guy's dick black?

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Slampigs. Worked for me. Got all that angst out of me so that I wouldn't be a horny, off putting mess when I chased better overall women,

Katya Clover

Katya Clover

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btw, fat girls feel the same as skinny women, sometimes better (much tighter, genuinely too tight sometimes) and if you fuck face to face, they don't really look that much different in the moment either.

sounds like someone who has never fucked a skinny girl.

I have, plenty now, and there are some parts of a fat girl that are better, others are not. Lots of girls like to take it from behind and with fat girls that can be awkward if they have a big butt (as you have to angle upwards from below), with skinny girls, pretty much all positions work with ease (although they aren't as fun to fuck in missionary to be honest; there's something nice about the cushioning of a fatter girls body that's very nice). Also fat girls pussies feel the same 75% of the time, and the rare differences are usually because they are a bit tighter; lots of rationales why but it's definitely a trend I've noticed, particularly during foreplay when getting them off the first time; I've had fat girls almost break my fucking wrist, skinny girls never have that problem.

My man

Shut up faggot, no one cares about your dreams and how your virginity experience is

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is this from a porn? It doesnt turn me on at all but I want to see this just for curiosity's sake.

travel the world OPIE. use couch surfing to find fun events. eventbright. ticketmaster. look for fun free events.

if my post will get dubs...
Youll put a 7 inch salami in your jeans and ask 100 random women out. Make sure its the soft type of salami so that you look flaccid at 7 inches

7 inch is dicklet tier .. more like 8.5 but you get the gist

cope.

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i have no problem asking women out, the problem is how to treat them right while being poor (and where to take them to fuck)

a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

You both have a point. most of my girls have been like 5'0-5'5 and I've had plenty of both.

The pros of dating a skinny chick
-You can literally just pick them up like nothing if you're not weak
-They tend to be more attractive to look at around the house
-their vaginas usually are pretty tight if they aren't whores

cons
-They quicker to start shit with you
-less loyal
-extremely insecure
-will talk to other guys just to make you jealous
-likely to cheat
-more are gold diggers

Pros of dating a chunky girl
-Loyal-ish
-"more cushion for the pushin"
-generally get wetter
-often times get narcissistic about their looks
-if you get boastful they get pissy
-they usually are better at keeping the home maintained
-more likely to put up with your bullshit

Cons
-Hygiene... It's often a problem cause their pussies smell worse
-more likely to fall for feminist bullshit and turn into a man hater the first time you hurt her
-less likely to call cops if you hit her(not judging but shit happens)
-she's fat, if that bothers you
As far as OPs initial question. If you are autistic enough to post a BBC thing on Cred Forums and ask for dating advice you are probably too autistic to ever make a relationship work for more than a 1 night stand. At best just keep hoping you get to be some thirsty sluts backup plan. I've seen it happen for ugly incels it can happen for a decent looking incel.

OK idk why but that post super jumbled...

work and make friends in a charity

You're doing something wrong if even faggots like me get average looking girls

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Who's the girl?

Read more faggot

nice try for personal army. No one gonna try and ruin that faggots life, despite him looking like a punchable douche

I am that faggot, do i really look punchable? I'm actualy a nice guy :(