ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC

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I need a female or sissy keyholder for my chastity cage

I am Spartacus

I carry a lot of guilt over some things I did and relationships I ruined in my teens/early 20s. Like, I had a gf my freshman year and her mom and bf took us to an amusement park. They paid for everything and were great to me, but I forced my gf to blow me in the back seat of their car on the ride home. Right there behind her mom and mom’s bf’s back.

A different girl got caught by her mom right after I plastered her face in cum. Literally cum dripping off of her daughter’s face and I hadn’t even pulled my jeans up yet. I got ripped a new asshole for that one, but it didn’t stop me from doing it again and again. I treated that girl like garbage to appease my own fucked up sexual desires and was generally incredibly disrespectful of her and her family to some extent.

I’ve hooked up with girls who were dating or had recently dated friends. Those good friendships were absolutely ruined just so I could play with some big titties and blow my load.

One girl I treated like subhuman trailer trash, so much so that I pimped her out to a friend without a second thought.

I’m fucking a popular gaming YouTuber’s wife.

Sometimes I bump threads

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

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I presume you’re doing the financially prudent thing and blackmailing her?

So uh did you straighten yourself out.

Wife of a guy I work with gave him divorce papers over Christmas and is leaving him. Told him she was done with their marriage and wants out. Has sworn up and down she's not cheating.

We've been fucking on the side for 3 months now.

My husband raped me

Nope but shes been sending me sexy pics while I'm at work.

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I fantasize about raping my lesbian coworker making her realize she’s not into women anymore despite knowing that’s not how it works

You could teach her how to make pasta

I was 12, my sister was 8. Our mom had gone to go grocery shopping. My sister decided since we were the only two at home that we would play house. So I decided to take it a step further.

I kissed her and forced her hand down my pants (my friends and I had recently discovered porn, so I had an idea of what should happen). She resisted at first, but when I told her it made me feel good, she played along. I fingered her and convinced her the best feeling was to fuck. I fucked her from that day until she was 17 and finally got a boyfriend and didn't need me anymore.

You deserved it

frfr?

Damn im a virgin not a kissless virgin although that was a dare but still everyone out here getting pussy yet here i am beating my meat

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my mom goes out on weekends to have sex with a lot of men

2019 was a complete disaster for me.
Started the year with a great girl.
We dated for 5 years.
She's a solid 9/10
I'm more of a 5/10
I had a great high paying job.
New company car.
Expenses paid.
Lived with her.

Jan 2019 - she dumped me.

Extreme depression.
Lost job and all the perks with it.
Now unemployed living with parents.
I'm trapped.
I'm still depressed as fuck.

Don't know how to go on most days.
Stopped going out with friends for the absolute FEAR of bumping into HER.

Literally ruining my life.

My ultimate fantasy is to run away to Europe with my best friends GF. Have already fucked her a few times and she is better than my wife in bed. Feel bad for betraying my Bro and my wife.

She doesn't feel anything for me emotionally and just likes the sex. I wouldn't hesitate to leave everything behind if she bought the tickets. What is wrong with me.

Summoning frat girl.

Had a couple of encouters wnere I could have sex, but anxiety of losing my erection made me lose my erection. I did put it in for like 30 sec before losing it. Still feel like a virgin.

Nah. I’d rather just fuck her. She’s crazy in bed.

Summoning 40yo fat virgin larper

They're probably paying her.

Probably she is being drunk gang fucked now.

I like to use worn girls underwear to masturbate with.

But everyone likes that

Steal them every chance i get

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

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Join ut friends faggot

Ah, the '93 slider slaughter, I remember that

I've been using anons to help me get off to a girl by changing their discord avatars and names to act like a sort of user copy cat/fill in and I can't stop.

yo J if youre here post our friends, all 3 of them
sad you only ever posted the blue hair pic once!

She can't keep getting away with it!!

2020 got new job, got new girlfriend, learnt from my mistakes, educated myself and pushed myself to the next level

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I've been collecting (stealing) lost gloves to fap with ever since I hit puberty.

I stopped stealing however as soon as I could buy them online.

Some of my favorite gloves are opera-length, white satin gloves and 50s women's short white gloves.

viagra

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I fucked me cousin

dark times.

I have secretly recorded myself having sex with women I have been with and I still watch the videos despite now being in a relationship for 8 years. Also im pretty sure i dont love who im with... probably going to marry her anyway...

I find college aged nerdy guys and take their virginity. Vag and anal no condom I don't like to leave anything for their future girlfriends. Guys are too stupid to care.

>i dont love who im with... probably going to marry her anyway...
Been there, bud. It doesn’t pan out.

I lied about being raped and gave my boyfriend AIDS. I still haven't told him.

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I had to help bathe my 11yo niece several times and it was honestly pretty fun

I do this too, and I've been wanting to dress a girly boy up in high heels and a wig and call them by her name while I fuck them for a while now

how old are you?

I let my flatmate fuck my little sister when she comes over.

I cancelled Sliders back in 2000

>pussy

Get some glasses

i like fingering my asshole and smelling the anal mucus that comes out

Cialis is much better; last longer.

the bible app is free bro

You sick fuck I truly hope this is just a made up thing and you're a 40 year old virgin masturbating in a dark basement

40

hi DW

Bumpz

Been down that road, user. Its pretty fuckin easy to say ya just need to get back up, but that's how it be sometimes. Get a job if you aint got one. Dont matter if its shitty. We've all been there. Start putting some irons in the fire. See if you can get yourself out of town. Places can be pretty toxic to the mind if you let it. Especially if youve got too much time to think about it. Best of luck friend. You'll get there.

I used to choke cats. I lit a lot of fires when I was younger and almost burned down two houses. I wet the bed until pretty late into my childhood. I might have been molested three times as a kid, haven't really decided. I laughed when I found out my brother hung himself. And most recently I cheated on my gf of 4 years with an escort, which ended up being a fairly awkward encounter. I think that about covers it.

Damn uh hi, i wanna fuck an older women so bad, and im a virgin.