Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

ok boomer

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Nah I'm good.
Dont you have a trap thread to attend?

Views on people watching sports for social purposes?

sports is gay

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Yep hello regular user

what is it like being a grandmother?

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masturbating to these keep it up

If you get off that easy that's pretty pathetic

Didn't ask for your opinion, I'm into BBW's and you sound like you're on the larger side, so it's perfect for me

Well I'm not so there goes that lol

How far can you squirt

How far can you squirt?

Thoughts on love/sex coupons? Have you ever given/received them?

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Squirting is piss.

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>be me
>worthless beta
>starving for any forme attention
>female I have know for 2 years stars giving me attention
>one night sting in her car talking bout our ex's
>my car is broken
>both of us say we would never do what the other person's ex did
>she ask if she can come inside do use the bathroom
>i say ok
>after she is finished she immediately sits on my coutch
>we start talking about our favored moves
>she says “I dont want to go home then looks at my clock on the wall and says oh shit is is midnight I should go
>I say goodbye and she runs off
>i think she likes be because of this
>next week we are having dinner out with frends
>she starts telling everyone how she is sad that she is going to be alone on everyone goes home.
>get home and text her “i would like to send she says no
>she says i violated her trust
>our friendship is kill
>starving for any attention even more

my Q for fem user
how did I fuck up?

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britbong here. Why the fuck do you entertain virgins on Cred Forums? Do you literally have nothing better to do?

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Man the fuck up and stop playing the victim?

how?

So why did you decide to get with a guy who can't provide for you and your child and you have to live in a room

I'm not even the femanon I'm just telling you straight up bro. Feeling sorry for yourself is one of the most unattractive things you can do.
My advice would be
Stop fapping in your room in the dark
If you're a NEET, change that ASAP by any means if you actually want female attention.
Start jogging + gym
???
Pussy

how do i get a girl to like me when i look like this

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Honestly that's why I didnt answer because I felt the same way but I didnt wanna sound too much like a bitch lol

A lot of weeb chicks love L

Crazy idea, how about you get a job as well?

this is my Q for fem user
1 please watch this vid (7 min)
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2 what is your opinion? is he right, or just woman hater?

Why do you still replying to these morons?

Imagine working your ass off to provide for a below average looking bitch that doesn't work and stays home all day saying stupid shit on Cred Forums

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Because she wants people to ask her questions, kys white knight

This is literally my thinking, she must have some sort of redeeming quality other than pussy. Shit literally makes no sense

i did this for 3 years.
her holding me took my pain away
she was the only one who did that for me.
she left me for a unemployed chad chad

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Because I'm bored

would you allow a male acquaintance to cry on your shoulder?
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please?

>below average

That's hilarious

>I have shitty education and learning disability
Ah, it all makes sense. No further questions your honour. Have a good day the britbong is out

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Actually I do have further questions. Why are you trying to raise a child when you have a learning disability?

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explain faggot

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Shes fucking gorgeous.
Have you not seen her? If you havent then it's stupid of you to say shes below average in the first place

Posers.

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>good at raising a child
>I get angry and have temper tantrums over small things in work
HUH....

Do you believe that Jeffery Epstein committed suicide?

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yea I've seen her below average looking ass face

will you please lie to me and tell me that i am not human garbage

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What’s your opinion on a “Period Kit” I made for my gf, of which she actually likes?

Contents:
2 Multi-Vitamins(normal & Extra Biotin)
Mini-Wheats(chocolate & Strawberry replenishes lost Iron)
Normal(3) & Dark(3) Chocolate and her fav Reese’s Cups(7)
I ensure she doesn’t skip meals to help prevent bloating
Phazyme & Tylenol for gas & pains respectively

For confused anons: I don’t run from the beast that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die. I tame it and own it, her name it Bun Bun. My killer rabbit!!

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Naaaah

That's just your opinion but ok.

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Greetings, Femanons of Cred Forums. I have a couple questions for you:

1) Do you consider your anus as an integral part of your sexuality?
2) Have you ever received anilingus before?

Thanks in advance for your answers.

For national pride sure, but shit like the NFL is kind of retarded to me. Won’t watch it anyway because the kneeling niggers.

Not a grand mum yet, hopefully soon. My son plans to propose to his girlfriend this year.

Never actually measured, a foot maybe? But that stuff you see in porno is just piss.

Kinda cheesy, but I suppose they can be fun.

I don’t know, I’d never just randomly go to a guys house and stay if I wasn’t either interested or very close friends. Your guess is as good as mine friendo.

Seek help for your jaw deformity.

Yeah, I’m the mom type, if somebody needed someone I’d try to be there for them.

Lol no.

I think you’re alright user.

~Anna~

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Wait... Are you Isa? Isabel?

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??? No that's not my name

Kek women trying to meme

Everyone memes

Aight good talk, who knows maybe you'll actually raise the kid well. Gonna go browse other boards now and stop shitting up your thread until i pass out before I kill myself. Britbong out, for real this time.

Got a good chuckle out of me. That’s actually very sweet user. Kudos to you. Never had anything similar to a period kit...but I did have a ‘I’m sorry for fucking you until you bled’ kit. It had a bottle of water (fancy in those days), chocolate, Midol, and a Kotex pad. Good stuff.

I’m not particularly, but yeah when I was being eaten out before.

~Anna~

Women have no passions besides themselves, its funny to hear a cunt try to rationalize a man having passion for something other than themself. Men take pride and certain things unlike you whos probably dead inside waiting for a man to come along so you can leech off him like some parasite. Then when hes tired of fucking you and he comes to the realization that you have no personality he'll leave you for a more younger attractive female. Stay in the kitchen where you belong, and keep your mindless comments to yourself.

You sound incredibly uneducated. It's mentally painful listening to you speak. user posts a one sentence request or question, I click on the vocaroo link and the clip is 5 minutes. Brevity is the soul of wit.

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White women fuck dogs, why do white women have such an affinity for such things?

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Its called being an attention whore user, some women dont get enough attention irl so they come on here to fulfill their narcissistic needs. Pussy has no power on Cred Forums dont know why you guys keep engaging it. You tell the whore to show her tits and timestamp or gtfo. Fucken newfags.

Ok sports nut, calm down

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White knight Faggots kys

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Wow you're pretty retarded.
Talking down to someone for taking the time to tell someone they arent garbage?

At least she gave a shit about the anons actual feelings

You must be autistic.

>update

i just got a text from her
she has accessed my apology

but now were in the friend zone

I'm white and I dont fuck my dogs. I dont see them sexually

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1. No. What's the point when my vagina is right there?
2. No. I don't even like cunnilingus.
I'd see it as excessive if I received it, since my periods aren't severe, but if she's in a lot of pain it could be cute.
Nobody is inherently human garbage, and every day is an opportunity to improve ourselves.
Option 1) Go back to 2008 and meet any female anime fan
Option 2) have good hygiene, be well put together, don't be an obvious dead weight (ex neet for 3 years).
I'm not terribly interested in it, but it's fine.

>competitive barbecuer
Hahahahaha I stoped at that I couldnt stop laughing. Holy fuck you just proved my point. You have no personality, just show your tits or gtfo cunt.

How can I have sex with a women without getting called "rape"?

>Caring about an in-genuine shit post
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
You must be new here.

you sound like a black schizophrenic person
i don't know if that's the way u talk or things you're saying. no offence

What's funny about that?

I asked before I gave her the kit and she actually asks for it repeatedly after it’s first success. It helps her emotionally and scientifically to ease/stop the pain so she can feel better. I legitimately love her and she sees it as an expression of love and spoiling. Like you she loves both.
Thanks. I forgot that I ensure she’s hydrated and I do whatever she asks as far as little things. Waiting on hand and foot is only if she has food poisoning/Pneumonia, literally bed ridden.

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Well that’s good to hear. What’s your body count?

Start a relationship before having sex. At least a few weeks before.

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>I don't even like cunnilingus

What? All the girls I've been with liked to have their pussies/clits eaten (but I have been with few girls, to be honest).

What exactly you don't like about it? The feeling? The wetness? Your own BO?

You don't like to suck dicks, neither?

Cant even string a sentence together lol either youre schizo like the other user said, or too much barbecuing smoke inhalation caused a lack of oxygen to your brain, fucken potato lol

People actually would like a pick me up every now and then. I think she delivered and then some

You're essentially shitting on someone for being a nice person.
The only uneducated one here is you

Does asking for consent turn girls on?

Is "rape" still "rape" to women?

Fuck no user you just take that shit, girls like a guy with confidence.

That's the weird thing, I enjoy performing oral but not receiving it. I think it weirds me out to have someone's face in between my legs, too vulnerable. and also I find my vagina gross. It doesn't smell bad, it's just like... I wouldn't put my face by one. I think if men didn't see their dicks every time they took a piss, some would find their genitals gross too.

Enter into a relationship, ask her if she wants to have sex, if she says no or is drunk/high don’t have sex.

Yep, take care of her sweet user, hope your relationship continues to go well.

Not me, no, but I pretty much let them know with my body language anyway.

~Anna~

White knight faggot detected

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stop smoking crack before its too late

Asking "Wanna fuck?" after gradually leading up to it with cuddles/foreplay is nice.

Pretty sure youre autistic, go get a mental evaluation.

How do I buy a woman?

She doesn’t see it as excessive. I got the list via YouTube and talking with a doctor. She loves it.

Backpage

That’s human trafficking, which is illegal. You “can” pay for her time(prostitution)

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13

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Read hentai and roleplay about it with a fat man online

Got to Nevada and get a prostitute.

~Anna~

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Personality or individual physical traits (bat dick because obviously) that women talk about or like most in men.

Bar**

I listen. Unfortunately I permanently think logical, scientifically and I overthink everything. Double edged sword sometimes. She still love it all the same

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I've never done drugs. Not my thing.

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assuming you whare not with your husbo

what would you do if a friend zone dude made the first move?

>trust
>emotional vulnerability & support
>compatibility in sense of humor
>cuteness (but specific preferences vary from woman to woman)

How do I use Vocaroo to post sound bites like you?

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Well as long as she loves it then it's all good user

13, how old are you if you don’t mind me axin?

I would suck him off in appreciation as I don’t really care about any man in my life because I’m not capable tbh.

~Anna~

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Letting him down gently is the only acceptable move

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I'm 30. Lost my virginity when I was 16

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I’m mobile also. iPhone

Eeww

I’m sorry. You will probably end up like my daughter. I’m so sick of supporting her. No man is good enough for her and I’ve tried to help but s.m. Has completely fucked her mind tbh. I’m venting, I hope things go good for you!

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Thanks for the replys, I've always found it interesting to hear the differences between expectations that lads have vs reality. Humour one is pretty well accepted though.

Now based purely on physical, let's say looking a stranger in the street but not talking, what would you say is the most stand out or attractive feature of a guy? Dress? Hair? Eyes? Etc.

What’s your opinion on Transgenders?

I don’t agree with the surgery that damages sexual organs beyond repair. People change their minds over time, young or old. I know people are free to do as they please, but people change. You alter/cover a tattoo you got when you were 14, now you’re 45 and “Cunt Destroyer” on your chest is no longer funny. Also it’s showing that the surgery doesn’t help since 40% of transgenders are going An Hero.

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I don't care. Not my business. If I were an athlete I might care, but I'm not.

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Do you think this music is good?
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is your man ok with you not doing shit all day?

Your an amazing man! Add some water pills for the bloat! Those lower back warmers are awsome flipped around for cramps!

This is the gayest shit I have read all day.
At least she fucks Tyone on a full stomach.

Lol thanks. I always aim to stop her pain naturally.
I’ll verify with a Dr about the water pills. So far what I developed works. I love science

Scuba dive with full weights and a nitrogen tank. You’re not needed on this earth . . .

Jesus sweety what kind of drugs are you on, you’re rambling. My daughter has so many cats in her future and it pisses me off cause I won’t have any god damn grand children.

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Sorry I had a lot to say on that and I reached the cut off limit lmao

Dang. Struck a nerve huh? I guess im right.

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Yeah I kinda guessed it would be a personal thing, same with lads.

Last question because I really should go to fucking bed. Do you think the average woman would find it bad if a guy isnt affectionate or anything, like ar all? I ask because I've been described as just cold or 'vacant', I talk, joke around and listen but I'm just not in any way affectionate or huggy or whatever, really hate that stuff, I just cant do it. And this is just in general, If I've nothing to say i just listen, and it seems to erk some people sometimes. I also love being alone, and need it after a dayspent with people, usually just wandering the city for hours listening to music, and that has ended atleast one relationship because now that I think about it it does look a bit mad. I'm starting to rant about my shit so I'll leave it there.

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No drugs. I explained my condition already

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How can I get women back to kitchen?

Do guys really think this is an insult?

Agreed, it’s a mental illness that’s not getting the proper solution to mend the source of the problem. I want people to be happy. Being an experiment for medical possibilities that’s a dead end is NOT the solution. They need to be honest with themselves so that a solution that WILL work can mend the pain. But no one these days(Americans) wants to do the tedious, thorough work. They want a quick fix for instant gratification. A waste of everyone’s time and a cry for attention, but that’s none of my business[pic related]

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I actually love my woman who loves me for me. Fuck you neck beard. Get some sun

Shit it feels weird hearing someone else described and relating almost 100% too them. Like I have a big circle of friends too, but I somehow still manage to feel like a total loner, it's weird.

Cheers for the chat anyways, dont ever talk about this kinda shit to anyone.

How do I fuck a woman without consent?

Canine Toxoplasmosis?

Illegal. However it can be done 2 was: 1) bound with restraints(rope, etc) and your hand 2) chemicals(alcohol, Xanax, roofies, etc). Lurk on Cred Forums and people will spill more than you think

Dont be retarded

So what's it feel like to be pregnant?
Like does it freak you out to feel something moving inside of you? Does it hurt?

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Bump

My link has a question
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How do i get a gf if I’m on probation for being black?

>be Cred Forums
>see picture of basic female anatomy
>firestorm of responses
>we're womanizing badasses

I dont think you get the thread...

Children and Discipline
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bump

Aww I'm really curious to listen to your vocaroo. Unfortunatly I cant listen to or make vocaroos for the night anymore!

It works and I had no idea there was a limit. G’night

That bitch is nuts user, you're way better off without her.

My new girlfriend just moved in with me after we became Facebook official but she still talks with her ex. What's this mean? She also doesn't accept when I tag her in pics

how often do you fart?

my university is having a charity date auction
are these bullshit or can I actually find a ltr?

Girls with long hair,

When you throw your hair over on one side in social situations, are there practical reasons for this, or is it solely a flirting thing?

In case you're serious and not trolling you really need to kick her to the curb. It's clear shes hiding something.

I don't really like it either, sometimes it has its practical purposes but for me It just doesn't feel that good.

That's what I'm thinking... Sex is good though so I'm not complaining lol

If I've friendzoned him then there's definitely no romantic attraction, but if I find him sexually attractive then I'd probably go with it, but only if it was clear that its just a sexual thing, and isn't going anywhere. I wouldn't do anything if i thought it would lead him on/send mixed messages.
-M

Literally if he stands out. I like unique looking guys, and that could be any number of those things, I feel like eyes can definitely make a huge difference, try and dress to them, wear colors that compliment your eyes/ bring attention to them. And clean hair, cannot stress this enough, whatever hair as long as its clean looking guys, goddamn.
-M

I had short hair since I was a kid (bit of a tomboy), but I have been growing it out recently and it's pretty long now (past my collarbones) I find myself fucking with it all the time when i have it down, not sure what its about I think its a semiconscious effort/habit to make sure its sitting right??
-M

okay let me rephrase the question
lets say I get a date through the auction, how should I act/ whats my expectations

Teeth gently on oral(eating her out)?