You are cornered by a mexican street gang...

You are cornered by a mexican street gang,all of em have pocket knifes and bound on killing youyou have no weapon whatsoever,wwyd?

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Cook them dinner

What dish,precisely?

Rice and Beans, maybe chili rellano, perhaps some chimmy chungas (sp?)

Step 1 is to get ass naked. Mexicans tend to be homophobic. They will think touching a naked man is disgusting. They wont want to touch me to fight
Step 2 is to tell them I have a bloodborne virus or pathogen that will infect them if any of my blood gets onto them, and remind them there is no cure, and they will die agonizingly slow deaths. Not me however, since carriers are immune which helps it spread.
Step 3 is to tell them i am neutral, and not part of any gang. They should leave assuming they are gang members who respect the code of not harming neutrals.
If they are not, step 5.

Step 5 would be to use the various self defense and martial arts styles I have learned in my life to defend myself while I escape. No shame in running from a fight .

If all else fails, I will still be naked. I'll just keep pointing out how the one is staring at my cock like a faggot, and insinuating that the others are also faggots. When they say they're gunna stab me or beat my ass, I'll say shit like "okay faggot you wanna stab me with your dick? Fucking fags I swear" and the like.

Those niggers aren't Mexican, they wish they were.

>youyou have no weapon whatsoever,wwyd?
Yes I do
I HAVE LA CHANCLA!!
The most feared weapon in all of latin America....

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>Mexicans tend to be homophobic.
Yes
>They will think touching a naked man is disgusting.
lol, not to beat your gay ass they wont
>They wont want to touch me to fight
They'll mostly just stab you. They'll especially stab your dick for being a fag

Start praying the rosery in Spanish, and either they back off and I walk away or they move in anyway, but either way the last thing they'll hear from me is "bean niggers!"

Spray them with my gender fluids like a skunk.