I'm bored, rate me

no

I can't do that

cool

me too

my pooper hurts

okay

Tits or gtfo

timestamp

3.9/10 guy here, w/out shirt and glasses I raise it to 4.8/10. If you add a point for smelling good, and a point for personality (if both were good) then we're in business.

Hot. Show benis!

Timestamp or these horny dudes won't believe you

Lets see dat dick

bad posture, you look boring and willing to be taken advantage of

Hello sir.

>
timestamp or im leaving

7.5/10

was it dad or the pastor that touched you? mom blames you doesnt she?

timestamp to prove your actually who you say you are

I dont have tits yet

no

I dont care, I just wanna be adored

no

taken advantage of? how?

rude

Actual perfection.
Probably K-select
Fangs
Origin of species eyes, hair, skin
Posture from cell phone nightmare epidemic destroying our society, literally everyone has a neck problem now so moot point
probably a or b cup tho but usually means a nice ass and bad / clumsy balance

yuor pretty hot id rate 8/10 also how old are you

there it is, go wank somewhere else boys

That's a man, baby.

cool cool

Is it normal I get wood when people read me?

Attached: HLDR3.jpg (1080x1080, 117K)

are you a man

thanks
21

rude

no
I have a ladydick

would do naughty things with you...like...call people on the phoen and just hang up
Kinky shit

Is it normal to dress like a woman when you are not?

real kinky shit

rude

do you watch anime

i'm gonna try not to be rude, trap?

was mom overbearing? punished you for dads indiscretions?

yes
I used to watch ranma 1/2 A LOT

you have to admit I look better than most other girls without a dick

its literally not difficult

you let me eat your ass, when when i bury my face against it you clench your asshole and pinch my nose. you can also just sit on my face and stop me from breathing i dont mind dying at this point i just want off this planet

-.-

Attached: HLDR4.jpg (1080x1080, 231K)

>you have to admit I look better than most other girls without a dick
Girls without a dick are less fun

not bad. is it weird to like a ginger when i'm a ginger to

Im weirdly turned on by this haha

why does reading this make me hard haha

you look a lot better than most traps honestly

7/10 i'd eat your ass

you should watch keep your hands off eizouken its a pretty good slice of life anime im gonna go watch it now. later

41%

Attached: SRS trannies-fourchan-pol-227436657 (4).jpg (600x800, 51K)

thanks
I guess

wanna be my gf?/10

Weird bathroom, where you from?

Be my ppgf I need an europassport anyways.

the anime just started so you could probably get caught up tonight only like 5 episodes

How tiny is pp

passable, didn't realize u were a trap until replies

Would it be too out of the blue to request a kiss from you?

lots of germans an euopeans have laundry in the bathroom for some reason

maybe
can you make delicious food for me?

why is it weird to you?

ppgf sounds funny haha

counting on it ^^

4 inches erect

got any feet pics?

Is that an enema? How far up your boypussy you shove it before a date with Emir?

...

its not
...but its been up my ass

just ate 2 tacos im about to destroy my bathroom then get 2 more tacos

Before a date with an refugee... right? Pls say so. More pics?

You look decent.

>why is it weird to you?
Theres no bucket or hole in the ground.

>can you make delicious food for me?
do you like sausages?

Gabe from the Office/10

If only you could give me white kids.

You have a very familiar face.
8/9

6.5/10
Eat some meat. You have vegan skin tone

me too mate
me too

I have not dated a refugee yet
I wouldnt mind but I rarely meet any

Attached: HLDR5.jpg (1080x1080, 129K)

>maybe
>can you make delicious food for me?

Of course, I'm not your stereotypical guy, if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. =D

Whats your height? Got some cute heels to show off?

thanks
cool

indeed

yes

Hi Im Gabe

I cant give you white kids

cool cool

Im a vegetarian
couldnt live without cheese

someone shooop some cum on her face.

great
my very own kitchen slave

5,6 feet

4/10. no better than 5/10 on your best day.

>last thing an AIDS free former heterosexual muslim sees before commiting haram.jpg

well? you dont have the right to suffer other people your delusions without facing their truths.

7/10 would love to make out with you, and eat your ass.

lol

Attached: HLDR6.jpg (1080x1350, 227K)

I do have to say you fooled me buddy.

You have a thread full of people who want to taste your ass.

If this isn't a success story I dont know what is.

is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

hm

>all that stuff

You seem like a big nerd and dork, perfect gf material tbh. Might even be loyal.

Attached: 1530288635026.png (407x564, 470K)

Cute

You are very cute!

Attached: Krek.jpg (569x427, 23K)

Attached: little-bear.jpg (1012x1350, 155K)

Sandy Rogers - Fool for Love

Im new to this and only here because I got dumped
now Im sad but with a full hard-on
not so bad

Attached: 1529947527703.jpg (528x960, 113K)

So, you like sausages, have a 4" pp and 5'6" tall? I guess you are a 9/10, unless you have ugly feet... do you have ugly feet?

Would lick butthole

I am a big nerd
I play warcraft a lot

^_^

You like your neck being kissed? Why would anyone dump you?

Attached: 1541342954242.png (426x568, 490K)

Easily an 8.5... My type for sure

Attached: krek2.jpg (526x395, 23K)

did you play reforged already? I hear is shit but who knows.

High deer I have question. Would you venture to date outside your race? Spice things up?

Attached: x1em2z6mc4v21.png (946x716, 988K)

so are you a trap or not

>only here because I got dumped

How was he? 7' tall, ripped, exotic accent, with a foot long dong and a millionaire?

I dont
and thank you

Attached: 001.jpg (574x375, 28K)

What an ugly ass dude

I do love redheads, so I'll be bias.

are you a dude just want a yes or no

Wait you're a trap? bous points you should get gang banged.

10/10

Attached: Shekelaka.jpg (706x673, 69K)

its ultra shit

if you cant tell, does it make a difference?

poor, fit, tanned, horny all the time haha

You look different in every pic. Still cute I rate you a 7/10, I'd treasure you like a 10 though.

Of course it's a male you fucking idiot. Are you really that dense?

see? that's what u get for dating a chad ma... cho guy... wait a minute.

Im a lady with a ladydick

I'd like to try
but like
nice and with a safe word maybe

>horny all the time haha
He was never asked to use a condom right?

honestly pretty cute ifeel bad Cred Forums is where you look for rates we are horny assholes but you are pretty nonetheless

You're like cold pizza. Not bad, not great. But I'll take it.

Trap or not i would still love to make out with you. And eat your ass, you're very cute

Why are you choosing to live your life as an ugly woman instead of an average guy?

You look like the classic cute, nerdy secretary that gets murdered by his boss/10

I kinda threw myself to because I wanted easy confirmation that Im desirable I guess

no

its okay
Im sad sack today
but this made me hard and I can feel it pushing against my thong rn

we have so much in common
I take cold pizza too

fuck
always the ass eating
it turns me on like crazy haha

rude

Attached: 002.jpg (452x437, 21K)

can I come back as catwoman, Max?

This pic upgrades my rating to 10/10. You're incredibly fucking beautiful

6 to 4 dicks 2 holes 2 hands, there's a will there's a way .

I need to make the -.- more often

I think its exciting
but Im also a bit scared if its too much to handle

Attached: 003.jpg (519x438, 25K)

Need to eat that ass right after a long raiding session.

>I kinda threw myself to because I wanted easy confirmation that Im desirable I guess
You look desirable enough, at least for me.
no u can't

If nothing else, post o-face if you end up fapping?

Post tits pls?

Play wow while sitting on my face.

more like the RTS
but I really love to have my ass eaten

thanks for saying that
I had low self-esteem when I met him
being a lady with a dick isnt always easy

what makes you think Im not touching myself in hat pic?

I dont really have tits yet...

Attached: 004.jpg (506x432, 27K)

>I dont really have tits yet...
So early in transition and you look so hot. So are you over bad boys? Or are ready for more? You could be the one that got away for a nerdy average guy, you know.

you a dude? wellwhere you a due im confused

>well I dated a very chad macho guy
How was the sex? Story time?

so? you planning to remain as a lady with a dick or you wanna chop chop?

I wouldnt mind something purely sexual with a "bad boy". I'm kinda turned on by these kinds of guys honestly.
but I know now I deserve better long term

*casts confu on you*

>rape me
Gladly, but I'd prefer if you were a willing participant.

the sex was amazing

we fucked on the first date right away and I would somtimes cum in my thong out of excitement when we made out early on...

he loved to take me from behind and was pretty dominant
spanking and rope too

anything specific you want to know?

I will keep my dick but work on my tits

Attached: 005.jpg (488x382, 23K)

You're cute why aren't you on Twitter posting pics and doing this exact same thing but with more fishnet and skin showing?

I wanna make it a streamer
not sure I wanna end up doing porn

You're cute OP, I'd give you a 7/10 face wise.

But take into account that also having a healthy weight is attractive (and you seem to be in that range) so an 8/10 physically imo. Also important is your personality and how many things you have in common with someone, so if you're into games you're already ahead than most girls.

It's way easier to find someone as a girl, trust me. Most men you've met have wanted to at least have sex with you at some point for sure. Me in the other hand I'm told I'm somewhat attractive and interesting (although I don't really agree), but women in general expect men to go after them and not the other way around (a girl I was dating a few months ago for example told me "I was waiting for you to go for it", as well as a few other female friends), but since I'm very shy I'm fucked in that regard and probably will end up alone.

Don't feel the need to change much because you're already attractive, I mean it. Men in general have very low requirements for girls: don't be ugly, be cool and you're in, and you more than qualify.

>I will keep my dick
Good girl

>I will keep my dick but work on my tits
Well, I find girls like you more cute with their dicks intact.
And about your tits, are you planning to grow some naturals tits or you wanna get implants?

>anything specific you want to know?

You let him cum inside? You wore something special for him, like lingerie? Whats your favorite sex position?

> I would somtimes cum in my thong out of excitement when we made out early on...

The fuck? You sure it wasn't precum? I made some girls wet when making out but that would be the equivalent of making them cum. I guess its all about how you look. Fuck my life!

Oh uh yeah good point do that, Should probably should lure them in with cuteness though.

I just realized you're a trap, oh well that ruins if for me then. I'm not into that so I can't really rate.

lol, why does it matter? Cute is cute.

I love to eat ass and pussy a lot

Ha you're gay.

>and pussy

>lol, why does it matter? Cute is cute.
Not cute enough knowing what lies below.

Did he ever please you orally? He ever suck your lady cock I mean.

thanks

I'm planning to grow naturals. Implants maybe but probably not

I bought some special lingerie for him
I like getting pounded from behind with my head pushed down not a pillow or similar...

I....I sometimes get a little excited when people realize I have a dick and I got hard when we made out...sometimes in a train or similar and my bulge was visible and...well...I got more turned on by that and it made me cum

trying my best

maybe we can share a slice of pizza instead

Attached: 007.jpg (502x360, 40K)

no..but he played with my ladyballs a lot when fucking me
or just grabbed under my skirt in the bus or similar...

>I bought some special lingerie for him

Show us.

do you like being choked hard? Also what's your opinion on frotting?

I love choking

I like frotting in a cuddly kind of way...but I like to get a bit roughed up and pounded more

Attached: puke.gif (200x200, 512K)

Show us a pic you took for him.

>I'm planning to grow naturals. Implants maybe but probably not
Good, you're too cute for fake tits :3

Do you fuck female rabbits and puppies?

Strung out looking/10 time stamp faggot.

Stream name?

5/7 would get trapped. How big is your dick?

chad bf knocked the door, they are fucking raw right now.

You are an unpassable troon, but by all means find comfort knowing that only the most retarded people from the most retarded board on Cred Forums would unironically mistake you for a woman and give you the time of day to chat about your HRT mantits.

i enjoy Hildur's streams
fuck you, OP, for doing this

I'm 85% certain you're a dude

Nose knows...

BUMP