How do I convince my Christian girlfriend to have sex without getting married?

How do I convince my Christian girlfriend to have sex without getting married?

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Tell her it doesn't count if it's in the butt

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Find a new gf user

All Christians are hypocrites about everything, just find an angle and she'll be your semen demon in no time.

Tell her your converting to Islam so it doesn't count

Just touch her and do whatever you want. If she really does like you and wants to be with you forever, she will accept it and be you meat wallet

explain to her in the eyes of the lord blowies dont count as sex

My highschool sweetie was a very staunch “no sex outside the holy bond of marriage” sooo what I did is I would constantly take making out and such to a more physical level (dry humping more or less) just anything to get them hot and bothered, and just keep doing that, sooner or later it’ll venture further into fingering and the such, and then one day she’ll have had enough and basically be begging for cock. Sooner or later the sexual frustration gets the best of their values. We’re all human.

If she is just one of those feminazi sluts, she just wants u to be a cuck anyways and will never fuck you. Good luck with ur bullshit religion and stupid feminist "girl friend". One question. Does she have a natural hair color? Or is it some unnatural color like blue or purple or pink ?

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Gentle and slow. Lie next to her and cuddle during a movie
Crack a boner, gently move it into her butt crack
Wait for her breathing to get heavier and start kissing her neck
Go from there

Ding ding. Granted, if they're hunting this hard for sex with someone who doesn't want it, chances are high they're not husband material until all their other options run out.

I will try

That's what I'm doing, but we have almost 2 years together and I'm dry

Nope, She has her natural hair color dark brown.

Be smoking hot with a thick cock and God will give her a pass every time.

So how far have you actually gotten OP? Anything that could be considered playing with her? Even if it’s through clothes

I love her, but I have already had sex before her, and for me if it is a necessity I can say that I am a SEXUAL person

Rape her.

If you get her a little tipsy she’ll most certainly want your sausage. But not drunk, you gotta make her think it was her idea or she’ll never forgive you for “ruining” her

The farthest I've come is to touch her genital part, on top of panty hose, No boobs, no butts, no fingering, only paws? on genitals.

Does she let you do that often? If so start playing with her a bit, get her turned on. Also maybe do a little religious research to back up this statement “why are you living in the old testament when the new ark or the covenant washed away the old laws”

just have a fake wedding

You don't. Move on to a sloot or deal with it. She will resent you if you mind trick her into fucking.

tell her you are a massive faggot

Just point out that even virgins can get pregnant so she might as well take some cawk.

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tell her God came to you in a vision and said that you must prove your love to her with your body. Tell her you're just obeying God's own commands and if she questions why it contradicts stuff in the bible tell her she's of little faith.

lots of Christian girls are extremely horny and ready to fuck

Leave her alone you deplorable piece of chewed up jew shit. Go fuck a cactus you dumb nigger.

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she wants your seed as bad as the next girl, its the guilt that she's breaking her sky daddy's rules that's stopping her.
basically, break her belief in god and her true sexual nature will be released.

Anal

This. Direct her to one of my godtard threads. No-one escapes with their theism intact.

Prove the point of origin

Become her uncle

Get married with a prenup for the tax writeoff, retard. Sex is just a side benefit. I'd be saving almost $20k a year in federal income taxes if I could get a woman to marry me.