Bored and pregnant

No and I don't talk to people privately

Nah. Even if I wasnt pregnant. Getting high just isnt for me lol

I'm 20 weeks! Hows you're wife handling it? It's crazy how different it can actually be for every woman. I honestly never had any symptoms

Did the father ran away?

Care to show bump?

Nope we are married and it was a planned pregnancy lol

Stop larping or kill yourself you cum guzzling fag

TRIPS O' TRUTH

There are rules here. Just leave.

I dont really have it still :(
I'm pretty sad about it. Doctors say baby is growing normally but sometimes first time moms wont "pop" till the mid 20 week mark so I really dont have much of a bump

Idk why I'd larp satan.
I'm old. I dont get off on larps

Been here since 04. I'm good.

Blessed trips

Bump

Timestamp please

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Do you get horny while being pregnant?

I'm in the dark and I ain't disturbing my husbands sleep for anyone lol.
Doubt all you want. Not like I care about it

I feel like my sex drive hasent been effected at all really and it's always been pretty high.

But women are different. I'm on a couple pregnant forums and a lot of the other girls complain about their sex drive being gone.

Is the father black?

Eww fuck no

Tits and timestamp.

Until then you're just a larping neckbeard

What's the best thing about being pregnant?

And whats the worst thing?

Then think I'm a larping neckbeard all you want user lol

Idk why you think that would make me care?
"Oh no they think I'm not who I say I am!! I have to validate myself!!!"

I'm not 15 user. I dont give a shit.

Best thing?
Apparently pregnancy glow is a real thing.

My close friend haven't seen me in like a month and when we went out to dinner he said that I looked really good and that he was suprised that I didnt look like shit.

Though honestly I think it might be because I'm taking better care of myself now than I did before.
Before I never took vitamins or drank water much.
Now I chug that shit and take my prenatals every day.

It's making my skin hair and nails look pretty awesome!
Worst thing?
So far its been
Round ligament pain.

If I walk for more than a few minutes it feels like my pelvic bone is being torn apart and I also get what they call "lightening crotch"
Which is basically just pain that shoots from my vag up my belly that literally feels like a shock of lightening.

So far those really suck
If I walk for mo

Do guys hit on you more now that you’re pregnant?

Interesting...

Have you already decided on how to give birth?

Gtfo then stupid pregnant bitch. I hope your child is stillborn.

Yea I'm going to use a dragon dildo to break my water then let the baby plop on the ground then use the placenta as a condom and fuck my husband with said dragon dildo while the baby watches. Pretty normal stuff.

Cant really say they do. Firstly I'm never alone to be hit on really. I'm either always with my husband. I mean no guy in his right mind will try to hit on you when they see a guy close by you lol.
Other than that, aside from work I really dont go out much since being pregnant and all makes me just wanna stay inside

How? Well vaginally but I know sometimes it just doesnt work out that way and you'll need an emergency c section. But that honestly scares me more than natural birth.
The idea of being sliced open and having my insides basically taken out and put to the side while I'm away is horrifying.

I'd rather get my snatch torn.

I also want to avoid an epidural if I can but I'm how my pain tolerance will be.
Really I'm just trying to go with the flow and not try to put too many rules and restrictions on myself

Lol nice edge kid

Guys never hit on me now or before the pregnancy, the only reason I'm pregnant is because my father forgot to use a condom one time.

Ever watched natural home birth videos? Not as quick as having labor induced, but it seems like quite the sensual experience...

Cred Forums is full of faggots now, make this pregnat hoe show her tits or tell her to gtfo. Fucken white knight virgins

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You do realize no one thinks you're OP right? Shes clearly established normal rational replies.
Yours are way too baity.

With this at home birth, you'll have financial freedom op.

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I dont have the kinda money or knowledge for that kinda stuff lol.
Hospital births seem way safer

How many white knight points have you saved up for some pussy user?

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That's not how a home birth works.
You'll be hiring a midwife and buying the supplies yourself if it was an at home birth. Plus it's an extra step process for the birth certificate.

At a hospital your insurance typically covers a lot of it and basically establishes your child as a citizen all in one place

Tits or gtfo?

>he thinks dead babies would trigger me

Nigger do you know where you are?

Coat hanger would be alot cheaper tbh

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Do you and your mom (or husband's mom) compare notes on your pregnancy? Seems like a new way to bond with either of them, going through the same thing they did.

Nah I actually want my baby. He was planned.
Cant say the same about you I'm sure though

Try tipping your fedora at her and calling her m'lady maybe that will get you laid

Hormones getting to yah a bit there fatty? Tits or gtfo

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Not my mom at all.
We have a rocky relationship and I hold a lot of resentment towards her. So far all shes done is just annoy me like she always does.

My MIL and me were always distant. Not in a bad way...she just isnt the type of lady to get chummy chummy with someone just because that person's ficking her son lol.
But shes not mean or anything.
Since being pregnant though she talks to me more and asks me how I'm feeling and shit.

...you do realize that was me (OP) that said that said that right? Pay attention kid.
Keep posting your dead babies. They fascinate me.

Uh no? Lol just saying facts

typical whore

>lying on the internet
oops

assuming you were 18 in 2004 though, it's not healthy for the kid to be born to a mother of your age, better abort now

How long till your husband gets tired of your wrecked body from having a baby and he finds a younger chick with a tight body?

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Typical 13 year old

alright, fatty, keep up the larp, we are laughing

nice lefty reply

???
I'm 30.
I was 14/15 in 2004.

You really think some magical force stops you from being here if you were under 18? Lol

Also my baby is doing pretty well

He wouldn't? Lol
In fact he seems even more crazy about me if that were possible.
Hes enjoying this whole process and gets excited when he sees a new stretch mark lol.
To him it just means the baby is growing well.

I love your try hard attempts though..

The dead babies, the run away husband....what else ya got?

How do you feel about starting to lactate? Looking forward to it, or do you see it as a chore more than anything? Will you let your husband drink if he wants to or do you see breastfeeding as strictly non-sexual?

I'm anxious for it to happen. Again though I get nervous because I see some women on my forums talking about how they're already leaking and I'm dry as a bone and it makes me feel like something is wrong but they say many women dont actually lactate till after the baby is born.
So I'm excited and waiting!

As for my husband I'm almost sure he and I both will get curious and try out my boob milk lol.
I'm sure it wont taste like the milk we know though. I heard it taste like salt water almost.

And I never saw breastfeeding as a sexual thing. Just a natural thing.
We don't flip our shit when a dog has her puppies sucking on her nips or any other animal so I don't see the big deal.
I am really hoping for the day some little bitch tries to tell me not to feedly kid though. That would be a hoot

Kek 30 that baby's gonna be fucked, good luck with a sperg or dead baby. And ofcourse he would say that now, just wait till your tits start to sag and your vagina is destroyed by that stillborn baby.

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OP, Any before and after nipple pictures? curious.... :)

Women who get pregnant in their 30s or 40s have a higher risk of complications. Some of these problems may affect a woman’s health. Others can affect the health of the fetus.

What are you going to baste it with before baking it in the oven??? You can get a lot of prime cuts from a fresh baby!

LMFAO my baby is fine.

Also my tits arent perky to start with. I'm a big titty girl and he loves them flopping in his face.

Anything else?

Women after 35 user

Boring and fake and nobody cares please die thank you

Not fake and nah I got stuff to live for thanks

Wait a little longer lets see how it goes kek

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Itll go great but yea I'm down for the wait!

Weve been together for years and my bodies never been his main concern (aside from me being medically healthy)
So were all good user

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No wonder you don't wana post pics Fucken roastie whore

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? Nah I just respect my husband and and my private areas.
That's just the way my mama raised me.

My body is pretty awesome. Just because I have big natural droopy tits dont mean much. If you actually ever encountered a big titty bitch that wasnt in porn you would know that big real titties arent usually perky but you would actually have to sleep with a girl to know that I guess

I was talking about waiting to find out your baby is a retard or Will be stillborn u dense fuck it doesnt happen till late in the pregnancy for middle aged slags like you. Anyways I'm out, good luck with pushing out that dead baby.

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Someone doesnt know the rules. Post tits or gtfo.

Someone end this thread

The odds of that are pretty slim and I've already had tests done that checks for down syndrome and and sort of defects and deformities!

It's all good!

Have fun user good night!
Sorry you didn't the reactions you were wanting from me! Maybe next time!

The irony is that I know them better than you clearly.

Ah you youngins are entertaining

Bump

Bump

Christ holy incels lol. Been here just as long as OP. Never really post. Not a chick. Laughed at stuff here for 15 years +. Op is a chick. Same age. You can tell she’s just a normal Cred Forumsro. Cred Forums is only for small dick incel gamers with social anxiety lol. My b I forgot. Fkn cringe lords man lol

Have you started lactating?

When you do, will you let your husband drink if you?

Are orgasms better now that you’re preggers?
Have you found yourself craving something different from the norm sexually?

Well it seems current Cred Forums is for the incels yea.
Back in my day Cred Forums was a lot less try hard than this. It was pretty chill really.

But thanks for being one of the logical Cred Forumsros user.

Not yet sadly and if my husband wanted to try then he can try. Hell I really wanna try it!

My sexual drive and urges have honestly remained the same BUT I noticed my orgasms are not the same anymore!
They used to feel more intense but they're pretty light now :(
That's about the only down fall in that department.
They used to be so strong they would make my legs quiver or even make me cry now they're pretty darn light...almost like a tickle :(

Is that kind of the consensus, that sex drive goes away? I met my now fiancée when her baby-daddy split on her when he found out. She told me date #1 that her sex drive is impossibly high and she feels like she’s going to bust. Like literally phrased it as a physical health concern. Now I’m worried that this was some Siren-level shit to get me to pay for her kid.

Bump

Weird to say that on a first date.
Honestly idk if I'd like a girl like that.
Seems classless and fishy to just say something like that on the first date.

But also girls are all different when it comes to their sex drive and pregnancy. Many of the women on my forum actually say they have no sex drive since becoming pregnant.

But either way. I'd beware of a pregnant chick who's baby daddy recently left her. She could be looking for another replacement daddy

Please breastfeed openly in public. I grew up in foster care and have always wanted a mother. Watching a loving mother care for a child is the most beautiful thing. You’d be like a therapist breastfeeding uninhibited.

Well I'm certainly not gonna avoid it. If my babies hungry then I'm gonna feed him. I don't give a shit if it makes others uncomfortable and I'd waiting for the day some brave cunt attempts to tell me anything about it

I’m pretty sure it was from a place of insecurity. After dinner we were talking and she broke down crying when I said she looked better than her pics. I guess she had just started showing and felt like she was conning next somehow. The conversation that led to such a private detail was very emotional and seemed genuine. Four months later we’re engaged to be married before the due date. If this is all a ploy it’s a good one. She still cooks me food despite my insistence that she rest and gets really insecure if I don’t let her get me off at least twice a day.

She seems too good to be true, partially for the reason you mentioned.

You should champion this cause. Don’t cover up nature’s beauty, and if someone says anything, maintain eye contact/start moaning to assert dominance.

Unrelated question: have you experienced sensitivity in odd areas with your pregnancy?

How often are you and your partner sexually active? Best pregnancy sex story?

How much maternity leave will you have?

Wtf is this shit

Ok this shit needs to be derailed, post pregant titties because op is a fag

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Show respect bitch. At least post breastfeeding pics.

If you didnt then you wouldnt post faggot

Hes trying to fuck you, faggot

how many different mens dicks has ur vagina taken (that u can remember/werent blacked out for)

This

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Ignore these retards OP.

More pls

Fuck off white knight

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More with attractive chicks.

Also, OP pls keep replying.

OP I have 2 kids to my ginger wife. Her preggo tits were the best part. Show your tits.

Also good luck, get the epidural. And congratulations.

Fuck off, one or the other faggot

Are you Scottish?

there are a lot of anons on here who argue pretty much daily about a cut vs uncut penis. it seems like a topic that they’re deeply invested in.

do you actually care at all about whether your sexual partner is uncut or cut? do you know if any other women care that much about it?

Enjoying pregnancy sex?

Jesus, all you faggots replying with no tits. It's a neckbeard with uterus envy. Sage goes in all fields.

As an oldfag user here. Double think the epidural for a first timer

It’s not about “I’m a stronk women” but you’ll be wasting all your strength during contractions and have none left when it’s time to push

(Wife made this mistake and she ended up getting an epidural )

Stop being white knight faggots

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Post a pic with a cigarette in your mouth