Shota thread? Bored and honey as fuck at work
Shota thread? Bored and honey as fuck at work
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
thebarchive.com
twitter.com
You gotta post more than one pic, OP.
Why are you getting honey at work?
Come on, dont make me be the only one posting here.
>getting honey at work
Because he's a worker bee.
I was told to come here and find a shota thread because I would love it.
Show me your finest examples of shota.
any anons lucky enough to have shota group sex growing up?
I got spit roasted at a sleepover when I was 10. That's the closest I've ever come to group sex.
Dark hair and blue eyes are so damn perfect
facts
fuck yeah, can you greentext or describe in detail that sleepover?
second, let's hear it user
bump
Bifag here, I got to shower with my gf's super cute nephew this weekend, was pretty nice
Does anyone have waves of guilt over liking shota? Like I recently got a job watching over kids and I just feel the need to protect them and have fun but after I jerk off to drawings and feel horrible
Do you have the source of this? I've been looking for it for years, the author disappeared and had a lot more
another one, but as a miniature
it happens, man. I just try to find ways to improve each day.
most of the time that takes the form of very unhealthy repression but here i am on Cred Forums choo chooooo
Good taste
Post shota feets pls
Yes. This. This is all I have.
pathetic thread, i shall dump and bestow a bit for you plebians
>Gay shota where the older male is actually cute/handsome
MOAR!
Moar brown shotas
Bumping for more
Brown shota is best shota.
Yes
Damn he's a sexy one. Hope he gets hooked on butt-secks.
Pissing like a race-horse? What a dirty shota.
k thats it tired of posting
Stupid sexy man-cub.
ew, look at this down syndrome ass looking nigga
He's from India.
Unfortunately there's not many good looking 2D dark skinned shotas
Tell Tom Hanks I said, "I don't get it."
>Oh, hi Dad!
he's got a fat butt for a shota
I gotta get around to watching this
Very cool irl shota here but in the daytime
intresting
i want to lick a shota butt
>tfw weeb
>can only watch a show if it has at least some cute shotas as recurring characters
I'm probably missing out on a lot of good weebtoons but what's the point if they're all girls or macho men
Why is gay shota so much more popular than straight shots? WHAT'S WRONG WITH A BIG TIDDY ONEE-CHAN/OKAA-SAN GIVING A TENDER HANDJOB TO A CUTE SHOTA!?
Me too!
Nothing’s wrong with it, it’s good too!
Straight shota seems much more prevalent when it comes to doujins and hentai. It's just that the posters on Cred Forums primarily post gay shota.
Lets do it together
Genuine question: is all entertainment about your dick to you? Does that mean you don't play any videogame or watch any movie unless it turns you on?
I followed an artist who worked on that supersons comic only to see more Damien and Jon so I get it
> is all entertainment about your dick
I love you
Damn, context? You and how many boys, how old were you all?
Also, WHY THE FUCK DID ALL OF YOU IGNORE THIS user?! Don't you want good stories in the thread?
Nobody cares about stories
tl;dr used to fuck around with friend and i sucked his little borther's dick in front of him and we had a 3 and 4 some a few times (pretty much just all oral)
story?
>dad joke
I guess it's sorta fitting for this thread
No, I can enjoy things that don't have cute boys, but it's heavily enhanced by them. If there's a JRPG with a cute shota party member who is by far the weakest member, I'd still use him.
I think that sort of thing is pretty common. Obviously doesn't turn out so great in reality though. Did the same thing with my younger cousin and his friend when i was 11-12. We don't talk to this day because it's awkward and we both want to forget it ever happened.
Because I want a cute shota that's potentially interested in me not other shots reee
Be honest user, shotas don't want old greasy men. They want to experiment with other shotas their own age.
It's not really awkward for me but I'm not in denial about enjoying sucking penises
Oh well if you're gay that's different. For me it kind of feels like I was just a horny preteen and taking advantage of the situation.
Are you one of those "straight" fans of shota?
Not him, but shota characters in games/anime aren't really about the fapbait for me.
Like, I jerk off to the porn of them and stuff, but seeing shota characters, or being them in video games is more of a cute/innocent thing to me, it reminds me of my childhood, and it gives me an urge to protect and care for them so they don't turn out like me.
That being said, I wouldn't say a shota character is a requirement, and it's not the first thing I look for.
yeah that's not true at all when shots threads are almost always the same 150 photos posted in alternating orders
No, I just have severely fucked fantasies because of childhood experiences and I recognize it.
What was your wildest foursome, how messy did things get? Would you boys all eat cum?
we had a cum aversion for some reason, I always wanted to try it but didn't get the chance
What were your most memorable shota experiences?
tacitly fucking false
second
Not a man retard
The thing with the cousin. It’s true what they say about trauma being passed from person to person. When I was much younger than those experiences, I was taken advantage of by another more distant cousin (I was about 6) who would show me what “grown up things” are and I thought it was a cool thing. Obviously he was just trying to get a nut out. Then when I was about 11 I did the same to a closer cousin. Then there’s the thing with my single and lonely mom who took out her “loneliness” on me. So I guess it’s more of I want to be the shota again, sexual deviancy being a form of coping I assume.
If I wanted stories I’d chop my dick off and read ero novels like women do
she ever eat your ass?
No, she just jerked me off in bed a lot. She fingered my ass though. We slept in the same bed until I was 14 and she got sick and died of cancer.
Sorry Cred Forumsro - your open tabs are nowhere near funny enough to make that image work properly.
That doesn't sound like trauma. It sounds like sexual expression and free love getting hampered by society.
based
Maybe so, sure. Either way I think it is whether it was caused by the experience or societal pressures. I wouldn't say the first cousin was a "free love" thing though, as I said looking back he was very manipulative and just wanted to get a nut. It wasn't like he liked me in that way, i was more like a tool for his masturbation.
Why is the butt the best part of the shota?
it's where his power is stored
The butt is the apex of all sexuality, shota or not. It's what we saw as primitive apes when looking at other mates when we were still hunched over.
This is true
get back to posting shota, retards
would you drink shota peepee
No
what are you gay
Based
Yes ;)
What does split roasted mean?
why do you come here ?
Don't you know that you're not supposed to post,
or even browse Cred Forums, unless you are at least 18 y.o.?
It's for your own good Cred Forumsro.
One guy having you blow them while another takes your lower region. Named after the "spit roast" rotary style of cooking food
Target detected
I mean what?
>"spit roast" rotary style of cooking food
..... that's hot
Mods don’t stop him which is very weird. I assume they just assume he’s roleplaying because of “only a fool would take anything posted here as fact”
I thought that was called an Eiffel Tower?
Literally
No that's basically the same thing but the guys actually like make contact with eachother and hold eachother's hands. It's the gay version of spit roast
> " Mods don’t stop him which is very weird. ... " ;
..... but the mods son't routinely monitor Cred Forums - they haven't got the time to do so, there are not enough mods to monitor all 65 (or whatever) boards 24/7 .
They have to rely upon users reporting "illegal" activity via the Thread menu or Post menu reporting system.
I used to report all such (apparent) infringements of the Global or Board Specific Rules, but it's just a waste of time - the Jannies & Mods just ignore the vast majority of legitimate reports of rule infringements in favour of sitting on their fat arses doing fuck all, apart from waging their own petty vendettas, as and when it suits them to assuage their own petty chips on their own flabby shoulders.
Alot of you people are seriously deranged and need help. I feel sorry you disgusting creeps are attracted to little boys. Repeatedly asking for details on stories of sexual abuse is just icing on the shit-cake you losers bake. You are the kind of sick weirdos who end up getting Chris Hansen to visit your cum-stained basements and make his stomach churn as the FBI arrests you for trying to arrange a meetup with a 10 year old. If you losers ever left your grandma's basement, you would see you lot are a blemish on society and would get your shit pushed in when your history of child sexual abuse becomes the hot news in the prison shower rooms you'll eventually be locked in.
I sincerely pray for the well being of any children that you creeps live near. Get some fucking help and stop living out your twisted fantasies over a screen and become a normal person. Fucking weirdoes.
Me on the left doing my best to stand to attention
tell us how u rlly feel tho~
Suck a cute water Lilly
>tell us how u rlly feel tho~
..... you wouldn't like to hear it.
>I feel sorry you disgusting creeps are attracted to little boys
awww thanks fam
moar cute kissy bois PLZ
Yes plz tell people how fucked up they are while your sitting behind a computer or phone screen and judging what they like and talk about without knowing a goddamn thing about them. Get the fuck off your high horse for two seconds.
gud thread, tks anons
Image limit reached:
don't waste your time trying to post any more pictures.
Kek i already went through the nudist scouts
you're not the boss of me
Uh cause I like shota and I'm not a loser? I will be 18 in less than ten years so I don't know why it matters how old I am now
What
I've been banned before
Any tod shota?
Nothing, nothing...
???
>safety of shotas irl
This is why you shouldn’t be here shota user
> " you're not the boss of me " ;
thebarchive.com
--
Pepe Oldfag Wizard
▲
▲ ▲
Don't worry I can take him
I AM NOT A HIM
oh you are a she
I think they can only ban him if he says his actual age. Or it depends on who decides to report him
(Nice dubs) yes! Straight shots gang for life
I don't support child abuse or CP and I live independently on my own dime.
Also, anons talking about consensual experiences they had with other boys around their age when they were growing up is quite literally the opposite of child abuse. But you're free to believe whatever makes you happy.
i dont talk to retards or girls, sorry
yeah that is true from my experience
this
seems like we've gone back to only being active night time going by board time. slacker euro fags i swear, til next
more shotters pls
Image limit reached Cred Forumsro
image limit niggy
This thread hit the image limit within about nine hours [ proper utc = Global & UK (formerly European) time ]
most threads that started after midnight
[ proper utc = Global & UK (formerly European) time ]
404'd without hitting the image limit in about 12 hours of abject apathy:
Don't believe me?
..... look in the Cred Forums archive and you'll find ample evidence.
bish are you tryna give me shota homework to do? I was just complaining cuz bored
new thread where
zzzz
How is this thread still alive lol
>hi cumming, I'm dad
...
wait that is a real thing