Waifu thread
Waifu thread
Connor Hall
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Brody Torres
Ryder Long
Jace Sanchez
Aigis claimed.
Gabriel Hill
Good morning everyone!
Adrian Jenkins
Bump!
Noah Sanders
Another bump!
Robert Jones
Trrrrrrriple bump!
Dominic Brown
Dead
Ethan Rodriguez
Boop
Zachary Perry
Noooo! We must stay alive, Sad-Bot!
Heyhey fren!
Boop
Angel Robinson
HOW ARE THESE PEDOPHILES ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET
ANIME IS CHILD PORN
Ian Anderson
ALL YOU ANIME NIGGER FANBOYS DESERVE CANCER
Ian Edwards
I'll try my best.
Kayden Garcia
>sad-bot
It's funny cause she's sad.
Why boop
Bap!
Jason Kelly
Very funny
Also dubs!
Also also baps are harder than boops tho
Jonathan Barnes
FUCKING HATE EVERY INCH OF THAT WEEB FAGGOT TRASH THREAD. ALL ANIME FAGGOT FANBOYS DESERVE THE CORONAVIRUS
Blake Hughes
Hilarious. Get!
It was in self defense. How are ya?
Cameron Butler
seeth diolate and have sex big ooff
Tyler Evans
DOUBLE DUBS!
Self defense!? Did I boop too hard? ;-;
Also am gud. Just lying in bed fighting off the winter air under blankets and snugged against my pillow lol. You?
Matthew Cooper
>did i poop too hard? ;-;
Andrew Jones
nep
Noah Anderson
Heh.
You startled me.
Sounds top comfy, very nice.
I am, eh, I came in for work to the new place but apparently I wasn't supposed to be there, but somewhere else entirely, and tomorrow.
Apparently my previous higher ups were neglectful and overall pricks.
So I'm just going to loiter around the beach for today.
Jason Gomez
Brainlet
Jonathan Howard
Very top comf! Just got up to run water and am back in conf until it's ready^^
Oo, get that beach bod rocking!
Daniel Williams
What do you mean?
Also yeah, I just have my stuff packed in a duffel bag, and I happen to have some clothes according for the beach.
So that's that.
Oliver Murphy
Jayden King
Oh I meant like bath water. I like to take a warm bath on days I don't work out to soothe my muscles before they start aching and stuff lol.
Also yeah mhm. You just HAPPENED to go on the wrong day and you just HAPPENED to have a swimsuit, bucket and shovel, metal detector, volleyball, beach ball and ring floaty. I see what you're doing there~
Heyhey!
Brandon Flores
Nergigante is actually pretty difficult. He completely circumvents my strategy of not being close to the monster.
Brayden Mitchell
>bath
Didn't know you were a psychopath. Do you sell it afterwards though?
What do you workout, any place in specific? Mass or strenght?
What? No, why would I need any of that? I have some running shorts and some sandals. It was just a chain of unfortunate misinformation.
Circum.. eh?
Julian Jenkins
Oh you playing MHW? Yea the first couple times Gigante can get on your nergs~
Andrew Turner
Jesus that went from 0-100 real quick
Angel Scott
uwu
Isaiah Evans
Shooty shooty no worky
He just has all the hitboxes in the world. I was super close though. Maybe I should upgrade my weapons a bit.
Owen Moore
Christ.. I guess that'll show them?? Lmao.
Oooh, whack.
Jayden Gutierrez
Baths sooth the bodyyyy!
Also I totally do. You wanna buy some?
Also also I don't WORK OUT work out. I just try to stay in shape. Do light workout stuff like calisthenics and your standard pushups, squats, situps, etc, and run on the treadmill down in the lobby of my dorm basically every day... but sometimes I just don't wanna mooooove lol
Mhm, sure you don't. You also don't have a Super Soaker and a whole picnic worth of food including the obligatory watermelon (wink wink)
Blake Nguyen
Luke Perez
Extreme lewd detected!
Caleb Peterson
Take showers like a decent, God-fearing citizen. Do you make a decent buck? I could help you set up a marketing op.
That's... still working out, you know? Actually that's more or less the same routine I had, maybe different intensity though.
Am I a joke to you? This isn't a SoL anime.
Rimjob.
Andrew Nguyen
I do take showers! I just take baths on occasion because I get all stiff, especially my shoulders. My shoulders basically kill me when they get extra stiff ;-;
Also I know it is, but like I'm just saying it's simple light workout just to stay in shape. I don't plan on getting all muscley or super strong or gain weight and such, y'know?
!? Are you saying you've never just been on the beach with all that equipment before!?
Lucas Martin
Sure you do, stinky.
>"I get all stiff"
Hehe...
Why not? I love being and looking strong, it's a decent indicator for a healthy body. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, I mean, at most a tiny bucket when I was a child?
Kevin Hughes
yes
also yes
> you on the left
Christian Martinez
Ok, tested and removed
Gabriel Richardson
Miko is hilarious!
I see what you're doing there...
I just don't find it to be a super appealing aesthetic to be too muscular is all^^
You poor child! We need to revitalize your childhood immediately and make it awesome!
Oh my
Noah Taylor
Ah I see, then that's me getting molested on the left?
Nathan Davis
Yeah
Ryan Cook
Idk about you, but I'd personally prefer to think of it as a simple case of friends bonding rather than molestation
Are you winning, son?
Zachary Scott
indeed
well yes
Ryan Sanchez
I shot a pickle to death, if that counts.
Nathan Price
Lmao.
Oh well, to each their own, right? Being strong is a requirement in my job so I am required, again, to constantly train.
Ah? But I'm an adult though..
Aye.
Tummy, nice.
You say?
I see.
Connor Powell
Dubs for the pickle death so yes it counts. Also, just saying that in the desert location, Cactuar OP and also great pet
We can make a time machine or something. You need more funnn!
Also tum very nice!
And yea I do say
Jackson Gomez
Right now I'm just trying to get armor and fight Nergi. There really aren't any good gunner sets.
David Diaz
Do I sound too dull or something?
Heck.
Jack Ortiz
Are you doing the proper Nergi fight btw? Like actually full on hunting it?
Hunter Walker
Of course not! But you've missed out on an important pastime activity at the beach for so long!
Angel Jackson
Yeah, I'm at the Slay Nergigante quest.
Bentley Baker
O wao good luck! Tbh that's one of the hunts I'd highly recommend doing with either a super tank/evasive build or play online because Nergi is a toughie. Same with the last story boss monster too.
Main difference between the two being unless you have a SUUUPER min/maxed build, you just won't do enough damage to kill it on your own
Wyatt Ramirez
Dealing damage isn't a problem, it's not getting hit that is. Heavy Bowgun isn't exactly quick to evade.
Anthony Flores
You have so many bikini pics.
So, what, a picnic at the beach you say?
Austin Johnson
Hirasawa Yui
based and this
Nolan Gray
Not just that, the whole beach extravaganza! It's like a rite of passage!
Also yes I know. I make sure to save enough pics of the same type for any appropriate situation I find~
... are you complaining?
Yea I get ya. Also heavy bowgun can like... tank pretty well if set up right if I remember correctly...
Idk more the Long Sword/light bowgun/insect glaive type player tbh^^
Andrew Wright
Great sword best weapon.
Kevin Price
Extravaganza? Eh? I've gone drinking with my coworkers to the beach before.
Not at all, they're a treat.
Gucci.
Ethan Cruz
Oliver Morris
Dubs gets it, especially when you get into those white sharpness builds? Mmmmph!
Well then I shall continue!
Also nono, the extravaganza, not drinking. Ya silly nut... don't get me started on drinking... heh
Alexander Walker
wrong
estoc
Camden Martinez
Ameli Claimed,
Iv'e got one with Sop too though, how is everyone doing?
Nolan Gonzalez
It can, if you use the shield. I think you lose a lot of damage to do that though, and you'd have high recoil on a lot of stuff.
Wyatt James
GANG GANG GAAAANG
>becoming the tree
>
What's the extravaganza then?
Ah? Why not? I like drinking.
Camden Roberts
Hurr durr I claim
Wow I sure fit in
Luis Rodriguez
I uh, I think you're talking about the wrong game lol
(Seriously, you told people you leveled dex? Fkin casul)
Heyhey fren!
O I c I c, that sounds like it isn't exactly the best tradeoff...
Gang gang? Gang gang gang...
Y'know, like the full beach experience!
Also uh... heheh... alcohol gets me weird...
Aaron Parker
DROID GAAAAANG
I don't follow...
Aaaah, I get ya! You are a violent drunk, yes.
Isaiah Robinson
NOOOOOO NONONO! If anything, the exact opposite! I just get... weird
Kayden Edwards
I have Gunlance as a secondary weapon, so if I really have to, I can use it. Though, I need to actually build one and farm Uragaan for his armor.
Christopher Walker
I'm teasing you. I know what you're trying to say.
Fuhu~
Easton Bailey
I was never a fan of uragaan armor... sure am glad I was around for a few events to get some glams because I am the type of person that will forsake all types of efficiency just to make sure I look good... which is extremely counterintuitive in this game, but I still did it lol
You do!?
Aiden Diaz
the jokes's on you, i infused it with a heavy gem
are you the gun bunny
Ayden Smith
It's super good for tanking. I usually run Kirin armor solely because it's cute. Plus, there's really no good armor set for bowguns, tbh.
John Young
Mhm. I'm familiar with the different kinds of drunkness. I am aware of the that specific type.
What's the full beach experience?
Yep.
Nathan Allen
Present day, present time.
Chase Morris
Dub dubs again you absolute dub machine!
Also yea Kirin armor is nice!
Ah shit, sorry. I underestimated you. (Fr tho I'm more a Falchion fan than an Estoc fan)
I'm amazed you know! Super impressive! You just be a drunk scholar!
Also like, it's hard to put into word but like... the whole experience! The volleyball, the chilling, the chilling on the water, the frens, the beach ball, the actually good castle, the food... it's a lot of stuffs
Carson Jones
You are a retard if this isnt bate
Angel Price
It is 100000000000000000000% bait, hence why we all ignored it
Cameron Sanchez
Is this a Lain reference?
Levi Evans
Maybe we can play together sometime.
Wyatt Bennett
That's mean, to call me names like that.
You need friends for that? Too bad! I'm a loner.
Gabriel Scott
Yea, maybe!^^
!? It is!? Why!?
Noooo ;-;
Joshua Turner
I'm not a drunk scholar, cause I'm not a scholar, lol.
Yeah, I usually keep to myself, is it bad?
Ryder Hughes
ice rapier says hello
Charles Roberts
Dylan Wood
Tell me about Tomo Ball.
Why does it spin?
Samuel Torres
Charles Morgan
source
Caleb Roberts
Wrong game
Jace Gray
So many dubs!
Also not really, but you're missing out on a key piece of the beach experience then ;-;
Andrew Wood
Get!
Oh welp, I guess there's no helping it, right?
So, a beach picnic is the beach experience then?
Owen Evans
I think its Takane Shijou
Adrian Perez
Julian Thompson
How far are you?
Michael Flores
Ally peblebe
Leo White
Well, there's more to it than that, but that is part of it yes!
Heyhey Kaguya fren!! (So close to trips ;-;)
Juan Walker
Lets go get shitfaced by the beach instead my guy.
Angel Harris
I don't think me getting drunk is the best idea around like... anyone~ lol
Asher Martinez
mon cher fusil
hello Emilia, only one off oof
Sebastian Turner
Because you'll pull people into a chokehold, right?
Free booze by the beach, ya?
Robert Green
Good morning senpai.
Sweet dreams?
Cameron Ward
NOOOO! I'm not violent drunk! ;-;
Ayden Gray
god I wish booze was free
I dreamt I was in thread, pretty sad that I dreamt about that all things considered
how's you niggy
Elijah Jackson
That just sounds like we need to get out more. My dream wasn't much better. I was just couped up in my room with my cat. I don't even have that cat anymore.
She was such a sweetheart though.
I'm doing fine all things considered. Playing counter strike right now.
Why did I spend $40 for a bunch of pixels?
Jayden Bennett
That's what you'll say right before you start swinging, I know it!
The 3 litre whiskey bottle is 30 bucks dude.
Owen Baker
ew the outside world. did the cat die or run away
do you enjoy your 40$ collection of moving pixels at least
I actively avoid liquor, I get too drunk on those
Liam Moore
You're like a baby.
Connor Taylor
hey folks I am back at it again
Grayson Ortiz
Noooooo ;-;
Glug glug?
(I'm starting to run out of non-suggestive swimsuit pics...)
Cute!
Evan Rivera
and needs to be taken care of like one once I get my hands on liquor
liquor never again
beer only and not today. maybe on the weekend
aren't they all suggestive
Joshua Wright
These weren't suggestive? Oh my.
Eh, as long as you aren't annoying while drunk I don't mind taking care of ya.
Crying drunks are annoying.
Gabriel Scott
how about giggly drunk too drunk to walk and think straight?
that's what I was I think
Austin Russell
Well yes but actually no.
Also there there drunk fren
You want to see suggestive in terms of swimsuit pics? Here! Look!
Good fren drunk?
O so funny cute drunk
Adrian Davis
You're a fun drunk, would totally lend my shoulder for pebble.
Dylan Moore
>Crying drunks are annoying.
but where is a bro to go to cry
Ian Cruz
I need to sleep, but now I want to drink.
Josiah Nguyen
You do have a point. Tharr be germs out there.
I'm gonna go to the store today to buy my mom and sisters valentine's day gifts though. Whatever I can get with a $25 Target gift card, at least.
The $40 collection of moving pixels is pretty sick, but I don't play the game nearly as often as I used to.
The cat was fine, but this isn't my house.
So when your mom gets tired of your stray kitten, she makes you give her away.
Aaron Lopez
I tried to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I tried to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'Cause boys don't cry
Camden Carter
I see, like this?
The buzz feels warm and nice.
Not around me that's for sure.
Sip.
Jose Cruz
I'm perfectly sober now what the frick
I'll be a drunk fren this saturday, got nothing to do on sunday
still better for me to just drink beer, that way I don't reach the embarrassing phase as fast
I also want to go places when I get drunk
and real physical people, pretty yucky
honestly forgot about valentine's day, I should get my mom something. no clue on what to get her except some expensive chocolate.
oof, rip the good times that could've been had with stray cat
I barely played any CSGO, I suck ass at it
chug chug chug
Jace Adams
glug
Jaxon Jones
why did she leave me
Bentley Butler
THAT'S A DOUJIN ISN'T IT!?
Also buzz buzz
And yes, like that! And this!
Yes yes. It's okay, drunk fren. Let it all out. I'm here for you.
Slurp slurp
Sebastian Butler
>
Zachary Adams
I've only been drunk in public once and I wound up talking like a pirate and talking shit for however many hours I was there.
Every other time it was the brooding innaroom emo drunk.
Nice poem N-user
I'll probably stick to cards and chocolate. It's about the best I can do with my budget, eh?
That cat was my best fuckin' friend bro. Loved that thing to death.
The thing about csgo is that there's always someone who sucks more. Which is how I just 16-3'd some kids.
Hey Supreme
Matthew Wood
>likes to roam while drunk
Oh no.
>DOUJIN
And how would you know, uh?
Like this?
Glug glug
Caleb Walker
Shots, shots, shots!
Grayson Collins
why did she say no, why dose's she like me
Adrian Martinez
Anyone else ever have a dream where they adopted an elephant solely because it could turn into a kid, then got rid of it after like two weeks because a tornado hit your house and you couldn't afford two kids anymore, then that person tried selling it into the circus so you found your way on the semi it was in and tried breaking it out but before you could some big trucker dude knocks you out
Aiden Diaz
>Nice poem
part 1
I would say I'm sorry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I have said too much
Been too unkind
Brayden Williams
sorry.
hi.
Ayden Nguyen
Heyhey fren! Very specific dream to ask about...
EVERYBOODY
It says r-18, for adults only on the corner!
And yes, like that!
Tyler Wilson
Nah
I take it you're an English major?
What's up?
Juan Thomas
sounds like a personal problem
what the heck
maybe if you got a job you would have enough dosh to give nice gifts
I say as a NEET, hypocritical of me
damn bro, I'm sorry for your loss
I mean, if you have a designated driver who just drives you around in the city to nowhere in particular. best scenario for a chill drunk time imo. one of my friends liked to drive more then he liked drinking
make everyone proud
Nathaniel Smith
nothing.
is anything really ever up- not for me... it just cannot be.
Isaac Lopez
Lmao, BRO, Cambucha!!
It does say that, yes.
You're going all out on the bikinis, I like that!
Wait, you have friends?
Chase Wilson
part 2
I would break down at your feet
And beg forgiveness, plead with you
But I know that it's too late
And now there's nothing I can do
Parker Stewart
I'll drink a whole bottle tonight!
I don't know what that is!
Aiden Hernandez
part 3
So I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'Cause boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
Juan Nelson
part 4
I would tell you that I loved you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that it's no use
That you've already gone away
Connor Campbell
Well you have to when talking about going to the beach!!
Yosh yosh, here, drink some water fren
Brandon Garcia
part 5
Misjudged your limits
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more, more, more
repeat part 3
John Bell
and you aren't one of them
~
bottle of water?
Brayden King
why wont drinking take my pain away
Eli Morales
but I'm not drinking
Brandon Cox
Mmmh. What about sailor uniform?
I'm spiking your drinks, retard.
Noah Clark
Adam Robinson
Yeah everything n says is shitpost, found that out a while ago
Brayden Thompson
Camden Nguyen
YoUr MoM Is A ShIt PoSt
Evan Allen
this is why we can't be friends, stupid
how can I trust someone who would spike drinks smh
Jose Myers
Yes, and also vodka.
Logan Hill
the vodka Mellon dose not work unless you poke a hole in the bottom,
have you tryed it is good
Jaxson Rogers
>imblying
I don't deal with that shit. MDMA on the other hand.
Want some?
Asher Gomez
can robots metabolize that
how drunk do you plan to get
wtf SOP is my new best friend
Logan Gomez
Dmt is where it's at
Lucas Adams
more like retarded
Luke Watson
No
No and I don't know.
Parker Allen
Sailor uniforms are cute!
It's okay, I have pedialyte for you to hydrate and sober up
Austin Mitchell
That too
Charles Garcia
is aegis being piloted by a "something"?
therefor the "something" is driving under the influence
Joseph Davis
Nono, Aigis is sapient
Parker Jackson
Luke Bennett
>sapient
so human brain, robot body?
like Darth Vader ?
Andrew Rodriguez
understandable, have a nice buzz
I dont like where this is going
Isaiah Lewis
No
Carson Carter
favorite pic.
James Green
explain
~N
Cooper Watson
nep takes pressed meth and caffeine and thinks hes rollin
Xavier Mitchell
No
Cooper Carter
Heyhey Kurumi!
Close. She's all robot, but has basically a human soul implanted in her. She's completely capable of emotion and decision making.
What do you mean by that!?
Christopher Brown
We close to image limit...
John Nguyen
cringe
Isaac Garcia
therefor the human soul implant" is driving under the influence?
~N
Ayden Rodriguez
No. That's like saying "oh yes she has a gear in her thus that gear is driving her" you nut
Austin Wright
ok cuck
Carson Ward
>gear
yes, but multiple gears are a machine and using a any heavy machinery is DUI
~N
Elijah Moore
Best frenbs
So many spiders.
Mood. Wedding?
Liam Hill
Ok
James Rodriguez
you have been ticked for using 1 aegis robot under the influences.
do not pass go
~N
Camden Smith
Cool
Joseph Butler
...
Josiah Cruz
Tbh anything Emilia wears could be a wedding dress, but yes. I love wedding dresses! (Would post a pic but image cap ;-;)