Ever tried dating apps?

>being this upset

Honestly Discord at this point is your most likely chance. All of my partners were from Skype and then Discord.

Though you risk being super far away from them.

He was saying that since you believe in one conspiracy with zero evidence, he wants to hear another dumbshit conspiracy.

If you're gonna call someone dumb maybe check you can read their comment without adult supervision kek

Don't derail the thread pls

It's weird. For women, sex is usually a byproduct of liking being around someone, but there are various exceptions. Some are just animals who wanna fuck, like us. But they won't lower their standards out of desperation like us, because they don't have to. They can use online dating to find a guy somewhere who has what they want, and wants what they have.

So, best way to live is to try not to worry about sex. Improve your life, get where you wanna be, and if girls wanna be there too they'll fuck you for the piggy back ride. Sounds sad, but sometimes they wind up loving you. Sometimes.

lol dude it's/b/, this will be a kikespiracy thread in 15 minutes

I'm not really after a GF, I'm romantically and sexually happy and consider myself doing well, I just know barely any girls and literally zero in a sexual context. So curious about changing that.

Good discussion though.

As long as it's entertaining I'll be on board! Not like there's much more to say on-topic.

>you can just list all the nerdy shit you like and some very fat, probably brown girl will message you about how she loves Anime too and then you get to fuck a big ol' hambeast.

Been there. Lemme at least smash a chubby/plump white girl.

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Personally as a guy who just wants to try pussy then basically evacuate, chubby sounds fine to me too. I'm not after bragging rights.

(OP here) I mean if I can get her into some kinky stuff too I’m not complaining, I already thought I’d need to go with a low self esteem one (most probably chubby)

Then I would say download Meetup, and look for bar-related meetups. They go to board game or sports meetups to find boyfriends, they go to drinking meetups to drink and get laid. I went to one in Philly that was just for people under 30 who were new to the city/trying to make social connections, and it was okay. Just get good at breaking the ice.

How can I use discord to find girls? (I only use it for talking to my team when gaming)

She'll probably already be into kinky stuff. Fucked 3 true fatties in my life, all 3 called me daddy without complaint and liked getting choked. 2 of 3 were fine with a thumb up the ass. They know they gotta make up for it lol, plus they don't get laid enough so they're horny

Oh yeah, chub and/or mombods are fine. It’s when we get into obese or landwhales is when it becomes a problem.

My point is, I’ve been around the brown landwhales a good chunk of my life. The nerdy ones are extremely annoying SJW types Who get offended by everything and for everyone. Including people who don’t give a fuck about the offensive thing.

Then there’s the ignorant normie brown landwhale who’s dumb as a rock and thinks is sexy. She’s not, she’s dumb as fuck and judges as fuck too. Stay away from brown landwhales in general. They can be bros, believe it or not, but I’ve had enough experience with brown landwhales for a lifetime.

I tend to stay away from brown girls since I know what they’re like. They remind me of my sister and unlike most degenerates, I think she’s gross.

(Still OP here) the thing is that I am not bad looking (rugby player and stuff), but my mind/personality has to be awful to be with. Diagnosed Asperger and Sociopathy

I'll bump this. I downloaded discord to chat with sone coworkers, didn't quite understand it, one of my coworkers used it as a way to come out as trans to everyone, I deleted it LOL

Wouldn’t mind a tranny, if he/she’s very effeminate looking

Sociopathy is gonna be a bit of a bummer. I can tell when I'm talking to one personally.

Aspergers is probably fine, I *supposedly* have it and I've gotten laid.

Brown girls will always ALWAYS use the archetypal identity of "strong sassy big black girl" to excuse absolutely ridiculous behavior.

She's miserable because her fat makes her uncomfortable all the time and hot men don't want her, but she cannot take any responsibility so she rages men and society for "not being able to handle her" or being racist.

Every, fucking, time.

(OP) I mean I am really good if I want to, I got max grades with one teacher faking depression when talking to him in private, and none of my “friends” know that I am, but I worry that it might come out when I’m the rush of the moment

Yea can see that happening

Im in the same boat. Ever since i stopped chasing girls a few have fallen into my lap but its getting rid of them that is the problem. Girls sexually or relationship wise are becoming less of an asset and more a liability in today's society

Depends.

I fooled around with one from discord. I found her thru a subreddit’s discord. They’re all over the place, just a matter of where you go and showing you’re not a sperg and are friendly.

YMMV though, she was a heavy gal but a real sweetheart. Jerked me off which was nice.

Depends on the meetup and location since I’ve been to a few meetups and all the women were paired off.

Big sassy black girls can be funny and sweet. It only gets annoying when they’re into the whole Black Girl Magic. Or they’re deep into SJW bullshit.

It’s also funny because some brown landwhales can pull dudes real well.

>be me
>meet girl online
>be me with herpes

(OP) really? I mean I am literally autistic, so it can be me that doesn’t pick up the hints, but for more than 2 years now I’ve not looked for a girl and nothing changed

Dating apps may or may not work. If you're just looking for a hookup, try FetLife. It may take more work, getting into the community and such, but there's almost always some slag looking for dick and not caring as much about where it comes from.
>Fat, ugly, balding, glasses, unkempt nerd fucked 4 girls and married a 5th from my time on FetLife.
>pic related, it's me.

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Oh, I gotcha. That sucks man, yeah I would say Meetup and/or Tinder, try for some one night stands.

I'm glad you don't want a GF, aspy sociopaths who won't give up on that fantasy are the reason the air in the USA is like 10% bullets.

Here's my tip.
>Go to your local university campus
>find some female chinks / gooks / japs
>earn their trust
>plow away

You can't even comprehend how EASY it is to get asian pussy.

You look really friendly tho

haha welcome to the club pal.

(OP) really? I mean isn’t a man just walking into your group strange?

(OP) yea yea, I wouldn’t submit someone to having to stay with me much time if I can choose

They can pull dudes so well for the same reason loser niggers do, because everyone even men are attracted to confidence. And they have created a culture that they use as an echo chamber telling them they're beautiful

Are there a lot of “”us””?

Don't be a retard, OP. Meet ANY gook at a random party/activity/class, then if it's a man or if she's not good enough it's fine, she/he'll introduce you to his friends. There's a 40% chance that it's a tight cute whore who WILL go out with you, because you're white.
Asian chicks worship BWC.

About 1% of the population is some level of sociopath as far as I know.
Asperger's is much rarer though.
So, not many.

(OP) I like the trust you have in me

Hey, I feel ya man. I obviously can't understand exactly how it feels to be you, but I have severe depression and I'm in the middle of a long run of purposefully being single because I'm tired of the cycle.
>Meet them, use the excitement of meeting someone new to maintain an upswing, like most manic people I'm extremely charming during upswings, they fall for me, excitement wears off, depression takes over, either they leave voluntarily or I chase them off

You don't have like a fucked up mutation, if you put in effort you'd be tappable

(OP) exactly

I figure what I need is to actually find out what I want my life to be like. By that I mean, what lifestyle will actually make me content? I want steady sex, but do I want the lifestyle you need to achieve it? Not right now, honestly. I like renting a small crappy room in my friend's house, working mornings so I can fuck around gaming or doing whatever all day, and smoking weed every night and listening to podcasts and audiobooks.

When I genuinely feel like I want something more, THEN I'll work for it, because it'll be for me. Right now, I'd be working for some potential thots.

So I'm just gonna keep occasionally doing things I don't mind too much that are social, and work on me. If a girl wants to fuck me, she can fuck me, if she has a place to fuck me. Lol

Am fucking landwhale, that's worse than a mutation in most people's eyes. I just can't help it food tastes SO GOOD! But thanks.

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Not bad. Maybe I could arrange something like that (lifestyle wise)

Welp, if you did indeed fuck 4 girls and married a 5th, you’re doing something right. I’m not that fat or anything and I can’t even get a text back or OLD match.

Hmm...

I’ll admit I’m a pussy and suck at flirting and terrified of rejection tho.

I use Grindr

Met my BF there and we've been together 2 months so I'd say their pretty ok

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I have Grindr and usually get a SEVERE intelligence problem. But then I'm from the UK and about 49% of us are fucking retarded.

OP seems to be after chicks though.

Tried apps multiplr times . Everytime i wrote someone they deleted their profile. Maybe i suck at flirting or im a lady killer idk tbh

Not just blocked but deleted profile? Yiikes

To be honest if it’s not a hairy old man I could use a suck. Is it easy to get that?

It depends. A lot of people offer sex very fast but it's TOO fats.

Constantly spammed by people with no name, no icon, instantly pop up like "Sex at mine in 10 minutes??"

You could be mordibly obese and 17 stone and have 10 STDs from the other guys you raped after they saw you upon arriving and tried to run. I don't know.

Honestly I have very low physical standards for the people that DO have an icon, but like I said, severe intelligence gap.

90% of apps are fucking garbage and the 10% that are decent lock a bunch of features behind paywalls.

If you're straight your best bet for quick pussy is OKC. Tinder is for attractive people and if you're here on Cred Forums you're probably not a looker.

OKC seems simple but if you want to get the most out of it you need to think about some things. When you first make your profile you get a hidden "boost" which makes you more visible to other people. This can create a small flow of attention to your profile that will dry up in a couple days or so. When it does don't be a sucker and buy boosts or OKC plus or whatever the fuck they're calling it now.

Go through your "Double Take" and send messages. People only receive messages when they match with you so take the time to actually type something that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot. Women on these apps just want to know you can hold a short conversation and aren't a murderer. It's pure "Can you keep me interested before I eventually let you cum inside me as we watch The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina ?". Sending someone a message increases your chances of showing up in their stack of double takes, so if they're going to match with you it'll happen sooner.

Most people won't outright reject you. They'll just stop talking to you altogether. If you think this is happening send 1 (one) message to confirm and if you get nothing leave it alone. Save your energy and move on, when someone is interested you'll know. Women who are trying to fuck are pretty honest about it.

>18 y/o virgin
>i wanna lose my virginity with a dating app do you guys have any advice
Just keep digging your grave I guess?

18 y/o virgin isn't even too bad, I was like 20 when I lose mine. 19 if you count blowjobs.

Yeah, they work, but it’s a numbers game.
You might say hey 10 times before you get a reply, and you might have to go through 10 different girls replies before you find one that will bang you.
I pay for the upgraded version of tinder and I basically just right swipe everyone lol

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>If you're straight your best bet for quick pussy is OKC.

Nice try, Greg Blatt.

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>1321 matches

Bullshit.

fucked mad bitches off of POF

>found the incel

The pro version probably just adds EVERYONE in your city.

> Dont show them where you live

For the love of god user don't show them ur place, cuz if you found one of the crazy ones or the "im late on my period" crazies you still want to have house windows and tires with air in them.

Everyone on it, perhaps. Who tf knows. Tinder’s never worked for me. Matched with a chick at Disneyland once, kept giving me the run around tho. Cut her loose when she kept dodging my asking her for a date after we texted for a solid month and a half. Seemed to like me enough but nah. Lousy cunt.

This! Don't rush to end your wizardry OP. When it happens let it be worth the wait.

>playing the Tinder metrics game
Kill yourself.

My cousin is pretty successful on those dating apps. Only gets 5/10's though, which isn't really a problem if you're a coomer. His secret is to lie like crazy. Even though he's ugly as fuck he still gets the girls because they're literally too dumb to see past the lies. Anyway he's had some dates go down in flames too though so it's not perfect.

Jesus christ those glasses weigh like 10 lbs dont they. and wtf is up with your right eye? it looks like it's gonna pop out and start floating around shooting slow bullets like in a Contra game.

Do not,under any circumstance,set up a Tinder profile.
It is utterly,utterly,shit.
Trust me.

Likewise here.
3yrs on Tinder,not one fucking match.
Not one,that resulted in meeting/date.
Tinder is awash with fakes/scammers/bullshit.
It should be banned.