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Hello!
This is your daily reminder that it's perfectly acceptable to have sex with a non-human animal as long as:
1.) It's possible to have sex with the animal without causing physical or psychological harm or distress, and you proceed with the intention of avoiding and eliminating the infliction of harm and distress at all costs, taking precautions to do so.
2.) The animal initiates every interaction, and every interaction ends immediately upon the animal's slightest expression of displeasure. (This counters the consensual imbalance of power between humans and animals.)
3.) You don't incorporate any sexual abnormalities not typically observed in the animal's sexual behavior (i.e. BDSM, scat, breath play, etc)
4.) You don't coerce the animal into cooperation. (Coercion, in this instance, refers but isn't limited to (a) punishment or the threat of punishment, (b) reward or the promise of reward, and (c) manipulative tactics like the use of peanut butter.)
5.) You don't brute force the interaction with the animal.
6.) You don't involve anyone, human or otherwise, who doesn't express somehow that they actively want to be involved.

Bestiality can be beneficial to the animal's health and happiness if done correctly. Now that you're all caught up on zoophile morality, you're free to leave this thread and have a nice day!

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You do realize any claims to morality is bullshit in every instance? There is literally nothing other than people to assign morality, unless you believe in god but even god has fucked off and doesn't say a word.
>TL:DR Assigning morality is arrogant and self-righteous.

Humans have survived throughout time by living in complex societies, and one of the ways we uphold functional society is by imposing rules: either unspoken but heavily suggested societal rules or straight-up laws. Everything about human morality is based on how people and the things they do contribute to those societies we've created.
It could be assumed that anything remotely harmful to society, in any way, is outlawed or frowned upon.
Sometimes, however, people tend to get things wrong and impose very general societal rules based purely on personal tastes and not its potential for societal harm. Bestiality is one of such cases, where the act itself shouldn't be outlawed but rather certain instances of it should be, because its action is indicative of a sadistic or dangerous person, which is harmful to the society wherein he lives.
>tl;dr - Every law we've ever imposed was imposed to protect society, and that's where our morality is derived; the protection of society. Bestiality isn't harmful to society, but sometimes it can be. The OP is a general guideline to when it is and isn't.

>, because its action is indicative of a sadistic or dangerous person,
That's why it should be illegal. The animal still can't consent you could make all the sa,e arguments for fucking a toddler

Hey is this guy fucking retarded?

>That's why it should be illegal.
No. Just because rape is possible doesn't mean sex should be illegal.
>The animal still can't consent
Yes, they can.
>you could make all the sa,e arguments for fucking a toddler
No, you couldn't. Sexual interactions between adults and children are harmful to the child in ways that don't apply to dogs.
Dogs are not children. Children are not dogs. They handle stimuli differently.

Stop spamming this thread every single day of your fat friendless diabetic life you lonely outcast.

You're late! I was getting worried about you.

The animal can't consent you retard. How do you it's not harmful to the dog you can't ask it how it feels

The animal can absolutely consent. An animal that initiated a sexual interaction, unprompted, is consenting to sex and if the animal is uncomfortable, it will either attempt to stop the interaction or not respond at all, which is input that should be taken as discomfort.
It is entirely possible to have sex with a dog without harming it physically or psychologically. It can even be a positive experience for all parties involved.

>if a dog wants to play, you'll know
>if a dog wants to eat, you'll know
>if a dog is in pain, you'll know
>if a dog is angry at you, you'll know
>if a dog wants to fuck
>
>w-well there's really no way of knowing for sure

kys retard

The dog wants to fuck other dogs not people you idiot. You're tricking and manipulating it

>tricking and manipulating it
>by giving in when it tries to fuck you
sure, ok.
most people have trouble trying to get their dogs NOT to try and fuck them.

golden retrievers are actually really smart, it's just a false stereotype that they are stupid and goofy all the time

You act like the dog loves you and wants to fuck you but no when a dog's horny it will jump on anything it doesnt understand what it's doing. Just like if a 5 yr old started touching you in weird ways it doesnt know what it's doing and it's your responsibility to stop it

Kill yourself

>You act like the dog loves you
dogs do love their owners, though. this is a well-known fact.
>and wants to fuck you but no when a dog's horny it will jump on anything it doesnt understand what it's doing.
do you really think a dog doesn't understand what it's trying to do when he mounts and humps something?
if a dog tries to fuck something/someone, that's a sign that it is fine with doing that. otherwise it wouldn't try. things are much simpler than you make it. if the dog's ok with it and the person is ok with it, what's the problem?
>Just like if a 5 yr old started touching you in weird ways it doesnt know what it's doing and it's your responsibility to stop it
not at all the same thing, though. a sexually mature dog will literally try to fuck you with the intention of reaching orgasm. he understands what he's doing.
a child touches things out of curiosity, as an attempt to know more about the world. he doesn't understand what he's doing.

>do you really think a dog doesn't understand what it's trying to do when he mounts and humps something
Obviously it doesnt that's why they hump chairs cause they don't know what they're doing
>a sexually mature dog will literally try to fuck you
Again its not trying to fuck you. Only reason dogs get horny is to fuck other dogs but you're manipulating them.

Kids wasn't enough so you have to try out dogs?

Reminder

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>Obviously it doesnt that's why they hump chairs cause they don't know what they're doing
i have literally never seen a dog try to hump a chair.
teddy bears, sure, but that's only because it makes sense to hump a teddy bear the same way it makes sense for a human to hump a sex doll.
>Only reason dogs get horny is to fuck other dogs but you're manipulating them.
it doesn't matter. if the dog isn't being harmed and is fine with the interaction, there's no problem with it.

>if the dog isn't being harmed and is fine with the interaction, there's no problem with it.
That's your dumb opinion but dogs don't want to fuck you that's a fact

except that's not a fact, though. a dog wouldn't try to fuck things it doesn't want to fuck.

Remember that time the Danish Animal Ethics Council conducted studies on this very subject in 2006 and found that animals can in fact be actively sexually attracted to humans and enjoy sexual encounters with them? And then Denmark decided to ban bestiality anyway because they didn't want to be the first country to legalize bestiality?
I remember.