You wake up in a cave with no recollection of what happened. Your girlfriend is still unconscious, DUBS decide what happens next.
>suicide is not an option
You wake up in a cave with no recollection of what happened. Your girlfriend is still unconscious...
>suicide is not an option
suicide is always an option
breed
fuck her till poops comes out her asshole
get out of the cave and go home
hmmmm there is an earthquake, the cave goes down and they bot die :D
c o n s u m e r o c k s
write a short poem then goto sleep
roll
yes
go deeper into the cave
hell tha was for the op, i forgot to :v
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they die cuz the cave ran out of oxigen
Your girlfriend wakes up and says "where are we?" to which you reply "yes".
rub my cave boner over my unconscious gf's face while yelling "I HAVE A CAVE TROLL!"
see this:
Haha haha mongoose balls
u make the suicide an option again
and they suicided how? suffocating with their own feets
You rub your cock on her and she immediately goes to sucking your cock.
i yell "suck that cave troll you cave whore!" then i cum all over her face and make her leave it there
then a level 22 necromancer appears
shameless self bump
a level 22 necromancer? wtf
Roll, only its now a lvl 85 Mage
You proceed to suck her dick
roll
SUCK HER DICK
Use a cosmic dick slap to break free from the cave
She blows your load on your face using time travel...
gf became a loli and rape you with her monster cock
roll
again
and again
Roll
feed her the rat
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roar
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Buttsecks the corpse
Travel further down the cave
Roll
Start bashing your dick against the rocks to get out
but he fails and he brokes his dick then she eats his dicks pieces
cmon
Kill GF.
Make tools out of her bones to dig out of cave.
Go home.
the rocks are impenetrable without tools
the ppl who locked them there come to trow them shit and run away (diharrea in bags)
...
this is sad xd
Grab a rock and start chipping it into a pick to carve your way out
owo cmon i wish this xd
You travel deeper down the cave following the draft that you found by holding a lighter up and stop at a crossection in the cave
you turn your gf into a dragon and suck her dragon dick.
reroll
he starts to move the rocks one by one with head punchs and fell uncunsious after 69 rocks
Roll
Half way thru the cave you meet a wizard. only TRIPS can pass the wizard
nicccccccccccce
that was easy
We find a treasure chest
lootbox is locked by ea and you need to purchase a lootbox key for 6.99 plus tip
cum on it
Take a shit on the floor and smear it unto the dragon
Suck the treasure chest’s dick!
reroll
this
hide the treasure in your asshole
just click the head
Circumcise the dragon with the chest
circumcise the chest with the dragon
go to and kill all the trannies with the treasure
reroll
once again
ok.
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burn the chest with the holocaust patent pending lies
;.........................;
fine i give up for real
Gf turns back to human female & you start fucking her
gf turns in to a fire hydrant
The chest opens up, and inside we find Adolf Hitler himself, who proceeds to gas everyone, while rapping his speeches or some stupid shit like that.
you meet mario and gay luigi and use them to destroy the treasure.
roll
fuck the woman till she becomes a key to the chest
reroll
yes!
Open chest and inside is another chest
the chest opens and you find a loli inside, who sucks both of your dicks
This. But you give her anal & she hates anal and screams a lot
fuck!!!!!!!!!!! bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
where's OP?
I think make her split in to a second form and have triple anal
This!
Wasted double. Also fuck her anal
so close to quads