...Cock, Doctor Freeman?

...Cock, Doctor Freeman?
Is it really cock... sucking time again?
It seems as if... you only just sucked. You've sucked a lot of cock in a small timespan. You've sucked so much, in fact, that I've recieved some interesting offers for your blowjobs. Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them. But you give an extraordinary suck, hm? *inhales* Rather than offer you the illusion of free semen, I will take the liberty of... cumming for you... if and when your time cums around again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary suck, Doctor Freeman... *cums internally* I trust... it will all make sense to you in the course of... well...sucking my cock.
In the meantime...
This is when I get off.

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based and gpilled

Stop

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Vote y/n: does G-Man give good head?

y

>Giving Cred Forums copypasta a sticky

ok

please tell me this was modposted

Absolutely

Jesus Christ. This is it. It's happening. They're drawing attention away from the real info by fucking with all the boards.

God save us.

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What real info do you think is being supressed?

The board is saved

whats the real info?

Post-hl2 g-man maybe

>using a Cred Forums copy pasta
DEBASED AND PIGMENT PILLED

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The best.

word filter when???

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Maybe the virus?

STOP NOW

And what exactly do you think you're going to do with that info? There's a virus spreading around. Stay indoors and stay away from people.

There's been 2 insider posts on Cred Forums in the past 2 hours that broke on big news sites 15-20 minutes after. Some user has figured out through geothermal maps where the body burning is, more sulfur dioxide coming from an empty field than from any other location in the entire country.

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MODPOSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

Wtf are you talking about?

Jesus Christ I'm not even a happening-fag and I know it's happening.

?

Corona virus is a happening

ya everyone knows jst go visit /cvg/ on pol

Alert. Unauthorized COCK AND BALL TORTURE detected in your sector
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Holy shit, are mods raiding Cred Forums with half life?
Based mods

What's all this sulphur dioxide and geothermal shit?

Shut up, goy
Don't let the truth come out!!!

>Alert. Unauthorized COCK AND BALL TORTURE detected in your sector

He would press his chest against your cock while using his suitcase to hold the other side... Sliding it ever so coarsely that you derive pleasure from it.

Roger that

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Based and sodomypilled

Confirmed for higher concentrations of sulfur dioxide than anywhere else in the continent currently. Don't let it die.

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I apologize, Mr. Semen, but I couldn't risk opening my backdoor until I was sure you'd bukakke'd the area. This is the last entrance to the Lustful Cockflex... every other has been sealed off to contain the ingaysion. When we realized that you might actually make it queer, we compared dicks to see who should stay behind to let you through. Obviously, I had the short one. My balleagues are waiting at the tip of the Limpdick reactor... masturbating to you. I mean - the reactor is shut down right now, but you can activate it on your way up the shaft. You'll have to flood the core anyway to get into the teledildonic labs. You're not authorized to know about those... but I can see you already barebacked a great deal more than any one man is supposed to.

Gordon Semen, you've finally found us. This is the sex dungeon for our first pervert team. Quite a few handsome specimens were molested in the bonerworld and brought back this way, before the perverts started being "molested" themselves, that is. We suspect there is a gaping asshole over there, held open by the intense grip strength of a single powerful being. You will be aroused when you see it. I hate to say this Gordon, but you MUST rape it

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That was a good thread
>max file size on Cred Forums is 2mb
Man that's fucking gay.

You, citizen, CUM with me

>Schizo
They put something in the water
to make you forget

>where the body burning is
What the fuck are you talking about

Body?
What Body?

I quoted the post you fucking retard