Yes, my children it is I

Yes, my children it is I.
AMA

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how many zombies u kill before u die

The moment Gordon left I ran out of ammunition, went home, ate and fell asleep. Nowadays I mostly eat and browse /jp/ and Cred Forums. Sometimes I feel like I was supposed to die ;^(

Which 2hu wud u fuk

Thanks for the shotgun Father.

Is there any choice but Marisa?
Of course. Thanks for triggering absolutely all of my traps and leaving them unloaded! Your bill is in the mail btw

You have good tastes

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what do you think of this

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Pretty sure that counts as beastiality :^(

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Rude. I barely got through the whole video

you just watch garrysmod porn, nice

Haha look the gmod guy

nice
>mfw

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Is Jesus black?

Was Ravenholm close enough to the Citadel to get obliterated?

No, Jesus is delicious brown

hot, i hope he was lesbian too

If it were I'd be in Heaven right now, enjoying my ultimate reward. Instead I sit and do fuck all alone in a ghost town church. I don't even get shipping here so I can't enjoy the comforts of titty mousepads or body pillows.
God if only...

How did you manage to be the only survivor of Ravenholm?

Does anyone still visit or pass by Ravenholm father?

I was at home all day when the cannisters struck, eating and watching flash animations on eBaum's World. I took a sick day off work for some me-time. Sometimes I wonder if this is all a punishment for my sloth...
Are you kidding? Nobody even came by to claim the bodies. This place is a total shithole! I'm just glad I still get Internet

Are you related to Elmer J Fapp?

How do you stay so fit and perfectly snipe with a shotgun, Father?

Can I borrow a dollar

Are you celibate?

Both of these are trade secrets, I'm afraid
Only if you come visit
Anyone would be in this environment!

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Confirmed for incel.

ELLLLMER

I suppose everyone under the suppression field is an incel

Well it's been a good talk.
Until next time a mod goes rogue, my children