Hey Cred Forums, can you watch this sample for me really quick? I don't want anything bad to happen while I'm gone.
Hey Cred Forums, can you watch this sample for me really quick? I don't want anything bad to happen while I'm gone
Brody Jackson
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William Butler
Yea sure, I'll get my friend Gordan to watch it. he's really good at watching things.
Dylan Collins
Alright, thanks bro.
Just don't turn on the rotors and push the sample into the Anti-matter mass spectrometer until I get back, ok?
Noah Wright
>brings Anti-mass spectrometer up to 80%
Asher Scott
Is everything ok in there guys? I thought I heard the anti-mass spectrometer turn on.
Kevin Gomez
uhh yeah man, no problems here, Kleiner is just heating up his microwave casserole.
I think he bought it guys, power to stage one emitters in three, two, one...
Mason Bennett
oh god what the fuck is happening
Joshua James
keep your voice down, he might hear us...
Stage two emitters activating...now.
Dylan Perry
Hey I think I see him coming out of the bathroom
Luis Young
Shit...Gordon, we cannot predict how long the system can operate at this level, nor how long that scientist will take in the bathroom. Please work as quickly as you can.
Noah Collins
shit i'll stall him
Kevin Cooper
Push it in.
Do it now faggots.
Jackson Gomez
Oh yeah, I got told to deliver a message to you guys. Just go ahead and proceed with pushing that bad boy in. You can trust me. I have a suit.
Carson Wright
Hmm well he does have a pretty nice suit. He even has a briefcase.
Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port.
David Cook
Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.
Ryan Ross
James Cooper
lol 69
Elijah Ramirez
Alright guys, I'm back so we can start the test. Sorry I took so long, I was just chatting in the hallway with Dr. OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE
ATTEMPTING SHUTDOWN
ITS NOT
ITS NOT SHUTTING DOWN
Landon Wilson
OK guys he's still in the bathroom. Hurry it up!
Cooper Butler
Gordon! Get away from the beams!
Logan Price
Nicholas Barnes
>OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE
Uhhh.... Old Quake code lighting error?
Juan Foster
Stay away from the glass!
Thomas Gutierrez
AN OLD QUAKE CODE LIGHTING ERROR?
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
IN THIS PART OF THE FACILITY
LOCATED ENTIRELY INSIDE THE TEST CHAMBER?
Samuel Sullivan
Yes!
Isaiah Jones
Can I see it?
Justin Rodriguez
Mod I gotta say you're based and I'm thankful you're doing this to reset the state of this board.
Dominic Robinson
...May I see it?
Michael Barnes
No
Jeremiah Williams
Just my microwave casserole!
Leo Reyes
I am too. Coomers have ruined Cred Forums for far too long. Seriously porn threads are a fucking plague on this board. Cred Forums used to be about threads like this, anons dicking around for a bit, not constant cooming.
Anthony Nguyen
Barney the lab is fire!
Samuel Anderson
No Eli, the nodegraph is just out of date.
Dominic Price
This is getting out of control! I'm getting out of here while I still can
Owen Perez
No Kleiner, that's just goldsource lighting.
Asher Cook
Why are those 6s upside-down?
Daniel Diaz
Nice
Elijah Reyes
Anti-mass spectrometers don't cause resonance cascades. Everything is well within its limits.
Camden Mitchell
you've done a great deal in a long timespan now fuck off.
Cooper Jenkins
GOT A SCIENTIST HERE
Henry Howard
That's a sneaky plan