waifu
because cutes!
Waifu
>because cutes!
no, it's because you're a virgin
>walks up to you
>introduces herself
>no girl has ever done that before or since
...
life is real wow
..or rudes~
Boogie woogie woo
speak for yourself fagtron
cute
BURN ALL WAIFUS, ONLY THE HOLY SUFFRAGE OF DEGENERATES WILL SATE MY RIGHTEOUS ANGER. SUCK MY 8.3x6.8 INCH COCK OR PERISH FOOLS.
shut the fuck up
Oof
Mashiro was one of the best characters.
best rude
sorry i forgot the rules
Im not angry, just disappointed
what's your favorite gate episode
You’re waifu is a little girl?
you don't belong on Cred Forums
Kys newfag
>the anti-anime redditor who's been using the site for three months is calling me a newfag
LMFAO
Baited.
This thread... Wow.
delet
>roricon
Fluffycon.
wifi-kun
>i-i was o-only pretending to be retarded!
pls go and stay go
Ɛ>
Just go back to cranking you’re cock to Chinese cartoons buddy.
I am in an infinite loop.
source
source engine
Wow, there is a lot of anger in this waifu thread XD.
Oh for fucks sake...
fucking anime posters on Cred Forums telling people that they dont belong on Cred Forums. fucking kek
i will, but first you need to learn that this is an anime website and if you can't handle that, you need to leave
The dark side is among us.
Literally my own reaction. But with more kons and floofs.
brainlet
Used to be, isnt anymore. Go to Cred Forums.
BASED rudes
The floofs are a cornerstone of it all.
Hello Kurumi.
ummm sweaties...
Hey
do you think i care about the faggot mods who run this site? Oh shit
Miii~Kon!
What is this furry shit
PAIN TRAIN PAIN TRAIN CHOO CHOO
no rudes.
You're not ready for the pain train miss
I like to imagine what the people who unironically post in these threads look like, it does wonders for my self esteem.
youtube.com
PAIN TRAIN PAIN TRAIN CHOO CHOO
How's it goin'?
Fluffy.
Eheheheh are you sure about this?
Just got home
Am I sure about this. AM I SURE ABOUT THIS?
Fuck no, make stupid decisions and then have regrets, woohoo!
MofuMofu
Now now I couldn't harm such a pretty face~
you will if you try to leave this newfag school and get b& for being a faggot
And somehow this is how life always works out for the stupid. No regrets today it seems.
I can give you regrets, but I won't
Such a gentle wristwatch
Can't harm such a pretty face... yet~
Going to rest now?
Mofuuu!
As much as my body wishes for it, there is no rest for the weary
implying anyone got b& recently
cute
Lots and lots of kon~kon mofu
*lick*
always and forever
Ara ara~ What do we have here?~
>on b
>calling people virgins
Who you tryin' to fool boy
puffy foxy bellies
stfu virgin
Cute tum, Lemme fluff tail
No tails, only bellies.
I will fluff that tail
holy based
*lick*
Nu, no fox licc! I wanna fluff tail!
Foxes breed just once a year. The mating season begins in January when the screeching mating cries can be heard during the night and the early hours.
*lick*
Slow down! Hold on! When was this on the table??
AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
I just wanted to fluff the tail! when did you go all in heat on me??
strange and lewd
and claim
Save me from this fox in heat
stop rping then yuno
fucking retard
THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMING
THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMING
CHOO CHOO
*lick*
hai and rood
Whelp time hit the ol dusty trails
nononono
hello and true
Yeah nah she's your problem now chief
no no no
Only clockwork makes me frisky
cute
This thread has become dangerous.
In that case I will unclaim
no u
only u
Everyone but me
rood liar
Lewd friar
Cute-bot
Tamamo, how long have you been trapped in the thread these days? Your sanity seems to be draining quickly.
no lewd, only floof
I can't sleep. My sanity seems to be draining? He he, no, because of the lack of sleep my sanity is way beyond any negative limit.
Ok that's good
Have you actually TRIED to sleep?
Your posts are getting somewhat scrambled.
Yep. I tried sleeping around 2 hours ago. Finally thought I was asleep, nope... fully awake. Idk if you understand how that works, but it's killin' me slowly.
Hasnt happened yet
I agree with this statement.
Oh good more people showed up
I'm watching you...
No no no shooo, your lover is back. Talk to them
Joke's on you. I have no lover.
Oh, you're here too.
Bullshit there's your lover there You say that like it's a bad thing
>lover
Never talk to me or my router ever again.
All according to keikaku
It can be, depending on perspective. isn't it bad that any of us are here?
Some of us aren't well liked by others, for that I spite them by continuing to post
I'm here against my will
If I don't claim my waifu someone else might, and I can't allow that to happen
But *lick* doesn't imply any talk, so I'm good here.
That's some erp shit right there
>erp
Nope. I'd literally lick you.
I suppose that's true.
If it's any consolation, I tolerate you.
Don't worry, I'll claim her for you if you're away.
Nigga yes it is
*lick*
Do not
You're killin me
give in to the ERP UwU
Curses, foiled again.
>Nigga
Can you not. It's 2020
Don't worry...
I could... uhm... how not to make a pwn...
Lick your wounds?
God fuckin' dammit.
That's a negative from me chief
Suit yourself. I'd still lick you.
Time to yeet
*lick*
Kon.
First I beat my meat, then I yeet my skeet
Always
Watcha doin'
has that poster who calls everyone gay.
invaded this thread to?
because he is secretly gay himself
Weak.
Foxes go "HIYAH", dork.
Just slacking off.
MISSION COMPRETE
Foxes goes *lick* on clocks
Sounds good. I making myself something to eat ... and I think I can finally go to sleep after ~3 days, it started raining.
youtu.be
youtu.be
Classic spacies are the best.
Excuse me?
what is this "sleep" you speak of?
I won't excuse you.
Something I'm not getting really often because brain and something that can potentially kill me one day.
no one ever died from not sleeping
last i checked the world record was 14 years
All I know is about 200 and something hours as a record.
That implying your healthy and well to begin with. Instead I consume a shitload of coffee and eat extremely poor
i willing give myself diabetics, so that i don't require sleep, and to think about light yagame more
That's unfortunate. I'm not participating regardless though.
Idk. I'm not suicidal or something but I have an extremely autistic sleep. Sometimes I wake up from the slightest little noise and can't go to sleep for days, sometimes when I finally sleep, I could go through the end of the world and back and still won't wake up.
I am cursed with a shit sense of sleep and I can't understand why am the extremes... Both of the fucking extremes at the same time.
No body invited you. keep your robutts away.
Imagine being able to sleep
I'll gladly stay away from your butt touching.
Can I help you?
i did not toch your butt, that must have been someone else
Whatever.
4 4's!! in a row
I dislike this post
hay aegis why do you have 2 bolts where your ovaries would be?
kek'd n checked
How could anyone stack up to Satanichia
3 cheeses could stack up to one satanichia
I did not touch the robutts, I did not. O hai Mark.
Also ckeck'd
By not being a loli, probably.
y-y-y-yes?
morning
The Iowa caucus being a shitshow is hilarious.
The dems can't even manage a state election of just their party. I love it.
'Morning.
Jelous on the busty loli lel
Yes!
Isn't that because only like 20 people live in Iowa?
No, loli isn't my thing. I prefer my women legal.
Last time I checked demons were not illegal. You still jelly on the busty demon. Also racist and rude.
they even talk about it up in Canadaland.
probably because there's nothing to talk about here.
been a hot minute, glad you're still alive
They tried to use a phone app to take the votes, but unsurprisingly, the whole thing exploded.
Oh come on now. If anyone is going to die, it'd be you, silly.
...
The classic "AKSHUALLY, she's a 500 year old demon that just looks like a 10 year old, so it's not technically pedophilia."
That does sound like a very dumb idea. Who would even download that app?
I was worried you'd get a cardiac arrest
I would never die so young, i have so much to live for :^)
how's work
im thinking of you
Said the 2 year limited warranty home appliance. You're the loli there.
Apparently enough people for it to throw the whole vote in to question. I'm with you though, downloading something published by a political party? Uhhhhhhuh. That's like asking for some data to get stolen.
Cardiac arrest? What an odd choice.
So many waifus left to claim, i presume?
Eh, i got the shift i like back, which is nice, but now i'm being told to waste my time at manager's directive, so it turns out to not matter as much as i'd like.
Aigis was built in 1999. She can legally drink this year, I'll have you know.
And I'm 100% certain that some votes wouldn't get "lost" along the way if it isn't the correct vote.
Of course you can. You're out of warranty.
i will by you your first drink then
absinthe
the green fairy
>Aigis was built in 1999
Dude she's 10 in game.
Oh yeah. That almost seems to be the whole purpose to me. After the whole debacle with them screwing Sanders last election, now they're doing this ultra shady shit.
For fucks sake, the company that published it is literally called "Shadow, Inc."
She has a lifetime warranty, mostly because the life expectancy wasn't projected to be long.
Yeah, built in 99, 10 years old during persona 3.
They'll try their best to push it, I'm sure.
...
Your waifu is a loli.
and a robot, an object