Hey Cred Forums I want to go into solitary confinement. In candaa its illegal to kill yourself...

Hey Cred Forums I want to go into solitary confinement. In candaa its illegal to kill yourself, and i dont want to hurt anybody. Ill be making thwe world a better place if I succeed or fail. HOw much of what drug would I have to take to almost die but come back to be put in jail?

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Hold up a bank but make it fail retard.

Heroin is your best bet, try coke first though. also nice spelling faggot.

If nobody finds out you failed to kill yourself then it's not illegal

hold a toy gun up to a police officer, and say take me to prison
once you get to prison you need to slap guard, should get you 30days in solitary

No I want like waco solitary. I dont want any contact with anybody. I just want to die in a box. The whole point is not bothering anyone.

Who is this?

Ive done enough coke I dont like it and my opiate tolerance is ridiculous.

ha

Look buddy, if you're not committing suicide because it's illegal how are you planning to go to jail? They tend to reserve that place specifically for people who've done illegal things. Also how are they gonna arrest a corpse? Third point if you go to jail you will spend your time there being a drain on the taxpayers. The best option is to throw yourself into the sea, then something will eat you and you won't make anybody pay for your funeral either.

The only way Id get to sea and do that would fuck over who ever brought me out so that a no go. As aprisoner Id be helping the taxpayer since thats howprison works. THe more the wealthier. And you just get sent to jail if you do it and it doesnt work Im pretty sure.

yeah, right, if you keep pics like that on your computer I highly doubt were dealing with a bad ass.

reatrd doing drugs doesnt make you a baddass it means you run away from your problems and dont face them head on. Ive been watching porn since I was like 5 or eight so it takes a bit more. Dad needs a donkey now.

ofc you've been watching porn since you were eight seeing as you are stupid enough to not spell retard correctly.

What is wrong with her? Is she mentally retarded?!

and if you guys are such badasses why are you trying to talk me out of it? Are you fucking gay? atleast stick to your side. If you want to see me die then cheer me on dont go soft ffs.
lol no shes rolling her eyes around like shes cum dumb

killing yourself is illegal because the police need a reason to intrude into your home if they're concerned about something going on. They don't persecute offenders

well thank you for that. I guess Ill have to wait to buy my helium mask.
>LIFE IS PAIINN

because killing yourself is gay retard, it shows your more of a pussy than anything.

I agree entirely but your fags have seen me and I think if youd kill me then I would kill me too. Its not about painits about what is the right thing to do.

ok than do it.

I want to wait until my parents are dead so they dont have to wonder what they did wrong. I fifgured maybe if Im removed from their lifes due to some buerocratic buyllshit theyll have some cattle like understanding and forget.

So fucking helpful. Everyone else gets do it faggot and I gtet you guys trying to make fun of me so that I dont do it. Youre fucking kidding.

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still hope you guys catch a lot of fish regardless

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