Waifu thread
The rules:
>Choose your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and others' choices
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
Waifu thread
John Johnson
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Caleb Nguyen
Ian Martinez
Isnt that your biggest risk at your age
gotta catch 'em all, you know me. I'll never be satisfied with that goal, might as well be immortal
nice but not nice I assume?
at least you got the shift you wanted, was it nightshift before
Hudson Phillips
Caleb White
.looking
for a robo girl
Lucas Nelson
My age? If that's my concern now, it'll be yours next year, boomer-lite.
Yeah, if you keep it up at the rate you've been on lately, it is going to take you a long damn time. Step it up, slowpoke.
Eh, mixed bag. Most the reason i wanted to be back on that shift was to escape their idiotic meddling, but now i'm right back to it.
Fucking hell.
I was 4am-12:30, now i've gone back to midnight to 8:30. I prefer night shifts because my coworkers have a collective IQ of about 12.
Michael Bell
Can't be my waifu because she's 13.
Will have to wait till 2025.
WTF.
Owen Gonzalez
Aigis claimed.
Michael Morgan
NOT clamming her
but i made this for her poster
~L
Logan Howard
claim
Cameron Jones
Cause all that I want is a Aigis Girl.
With silicon Lips and silicon Hair.
Sha la la, la la la you're my Aigis
So come into my silicon World.
Hunter Wright
as an only remaining son of my household it makes logical sense that the house belongs to me once parent I and parent II croke
but they have expressed their dislike of my figurine collection and desire to buy myself a propper daki for my dearest Serika
I am in great connundrum wether to move out and give up my claim to the quiet house in the village hills for a 10x10 apartment with debatable living standards
what would you anons do?
Hudson Cooper
ME: mom can i take violin classes?
MOM: sigh, what anime character plays the violin
Charles Campbell
what state? what century?
Ryan Diaz
Hi
Logan Roberts
I wanna be a cowboy, baby
Tyler Collins
Cozy home of course
You should learn to play violin and I'll play piano, we can do duets and stuff
Jace Stewart
so i just found out my baddy prudes too much blood
Adam Garcia
balkan, yes
neither is cozy
one is opressive physicaly
the other one is mentally
I am ESL please forgib
Brody Bailey
i try to play it ones, get frustrated, throws it in the back of the closet and forgets about it
Joshua James
Balkans Region in Europe?
Jayden Hall
Used the pickle to kill the pickle. Now I have a super strong gun.
Jeremiah Allen
Post butt
Nicholas Campbell
Quiet house in the village hills sounds cozy to me, ou my opinion
Sorry to hear, poor little violin
Julian Smith
If you could have one superpower what would it be?
Kayden Hill
why cant i be instantly perfect at something and never having practice
Parker Allen
easy the ability to change probability
that's like rolling a nat 20 on everything all the time
Nathaniel Murphy
I would stay at home as long as my parents would allow rent free.
During that time I would be either working to save up money, or studying to get a better job.
Jacob Bennett
Teach yourself to lucid dream and you can. But I suppose that takes practice to do as well
Samuel Hill
Fuck off faggot
John Williams
altho i kinda already do, but i dont know how to use it, i have too much life energy i feel i need to get rid of it somehow
Levi Ross
last time i did that i just ended up (with) the anime girl who plays the violin and i had to change the sheets
Jason Adams
having too much life energy also makes my neck realy sweaty, i have to where low cuts like all the time
Carson Russell
That's not very nice
Julian Hughes
it was a lucid dream, not like i was taking advantage of her
Eli Jones
yes
I am surrounded by alchoholics and drug addicts
people don't like when I take a walk through "their" forest
it's great for what I do, but I would like to be alone
Jason Jackson
Something something pickles
youtu.be
Isaiah Anderson
turn it into a "forest themed" bar
Thomas Reed
I like the way you think
Jaxson Cooper
Limited precognition.
Have you played Katana Zero? Basically that.
Ryan Hughes
Changing probability sounds pretty powerfull
My first choice would be Shapeshifting. I could be anyone I wanted to. Noone could know who I am.
I could just disappear and wander around the world
Brandon Richardson
i feel like my roommate is trying to kill be, every time i look in the mirror i see that monster,.
.
.
.
.i live alone
Sebastian Hill
>those rules
>that cute
Luis Mitchell
>Shapeshifting
you would have the problem of mass,
you could not change your size, but changing ones apparents could be something
Logan Rodriguez
Primarily meant appearance
I dunno I just wish I looked different.
Nolan Hall
but as stated i already have one, i have too much blood and too much life force.
others have told me thay can see the veins in my neck moving
Lucas Allen
but this
youtube.com
James Cook
and posoin all the drunkards?
hoo boy this could be fun
Landon Ward
technically you already are by serving them beer
the REAL should not be "if you had a supper power" the REAL question is "what would you do with it?"
Justin Morris
vector control seems fun, as long as you don't have to account for every electron, quark, gluon, photon and any imaginary particles in the object whose vectors I am changing
the possibilities are limitles, you can fix what is broken, you can turn anyone and anything into a mist and you could ever revert time for certain stuff
but since free energy isn't an option I'd pick complete access to human mind as the idea of thought crime fascinated me since youth
Hudson Green
>I could just disappear and wander around the world
you don't need a superpower to do that
Nathaniel Ortiz
>vector control
Vector control is any method to limit or eradicate the mammals, birds, insects or other arthropods which transmit disease pathogens. The most frequent type of vector control is mosquito control using a variety of strategies. Several of the "neglected tropical diseases
that is a copy pasta
Dylan Perez
Pretty much what I meant.
I have too many responsibilities to do that.
I already said, wander the world, go wherever I wanted as whoever I wanted.
Nicholas Green
Juan Lewis
It may be because I like the Hexblade Warlock, but placing curses is neat.
Great, now eating pickles is gay.
Xavier Hall
technicalities mean jack shush in pharmacy
it's a poison only if administered in sufficient dose to create a toxic effect, even still it'd dubious wether or not it would be a poison before it kills you since chemo and diabetes medicine can be quite toxic yet still considered medicine
and since they are treating their neuroticies it would be a medicine technicaly
frankly, I just want to give them a cocktail of worst shit that will alarm all the bells, better yet give them et random different combos of toxins
>botulin
>fentanyl
>ricine
>highly concentrated nicotine
>amatoxins
>5-MeO-DMT just to mess with their head
>scopolamine
boy I wish I could wreck havoc upon all the bloody alchoholics (people that can take their drinks are fine, but there are limits)
Henry Robinson
>
Eh, plenty of cultures around the world eat testicles at least. A dick is just one step down on the 'totem pole'.
Hardly gay.
Gavin Ramirez
what if you did not have that power and just have the ability to regent your (current) responsibilities
so you would become a mass murderser by making pll "pop"
Blake Peterson
Give me your pickle
Joshua Brooks
>regent
*reject
Thomas Torres
Well then I would need to pay for food
It would be pretty easy to get food if you could walk into a restaurant, eat a big meal, go to the bathroom and walk out as someone else.
Also I wanted to look different as well.
Lincoln Rodriguez
you know having too much blood in my body kinda hers my neck and i just have to move my head over to the side to fix it
Henry Nelson
I'm not gay.
David Hughes
but i like the way you look
Blake Reed
>robot pickle?
Sebastian Brooks
>I have too much blood in my neck
I could fix that.
Ryan Williams
Just say no Homo & imagine I'm a girl.
Jonathan Adams
would you let me embrace the darkness?
if you tell me that i am the only one?
Grayson Cooper
How do you know what I look like?
Lincoln Miller
Yes
The only one.
Carter Hernandez
you look like this
~N
Lucas Myers
will you fags fuck off
Thomas Baker
How about doing a flawless backflip at any time
it would be one of those superpowers that people rumor about, everyone who hears about it thinks it's a meme, but every once in a while, every few months, you execute a backflip from a standing position while holding a staple of dinner plates too high to fathom, and then walk on, and the three people who saw you do it go
"holy fuck, it's real."
Lucas Rivera
Somehow, I don't think you'd convince me of any of that.
Jackson Myers
and will you starve without me?
Samuel Walker
Yes yes
Noone but you
Jonathan Fisher
thats not a super power that is called acrobatic with practice i could do that
Zachary Evans
I actually could if I could shapeshift
Jackson Roberts
i place my on the back of your wast and the other on the back of your head
yes
Angel Jackson
No
Daniel Cox
Thomas Bailey
i pull you closer, your entire body is now tightly preset up agents mine
"tell me"
Easton Harris
Birb
Adam Ramirez
I don't think you understand. unconditional flawless backflips. You could be chained to a fucking wall and still do it. I just wouldn't use any superpower for anything useful at all, so I would probably abuse it for shits and giggles like stated.
Adam Campbell
aids
Julian Bennett
This is now a gay ERP thread. Wonderful.
Gavin Johnson
so spider-man? or hard core par core?
Michael Walker
*nom*
Zachary Diaz
so, who is the gayest waifu poster?
Noah Gray
yeah but with a little bit of supernaturality in it
beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, you only see what you look at
Jose White
Meeeeee
Connor Gutierrez
Inevitable with so many faggots around
Christopher Harris
Implying it's ever not.
Adam Nguyen
as soon as you taste my blood you relice what i have done.
it is not hot is is cold. cold like darkness.
as i draw my own fangs i wiper in your ear
"yes homo"
Eli Diaz
N is objectively best poster don't @ me
Matthew Thompson
I'm looking at some solid cringe, my guy.
I suppose so.
Most people can have semi-normal conversation.
Leo Brown
I dont know what she was expecting
...
My discord is Cold#4576
Kevin Kelly
William Bennett
saved
Noah Ramirez
youre not a waifu poster youre an akarifaggot
Adam Williams
Suck my faggot ass
Luke Martin
At least it's entertaining.
Taking it to the DMs I see
William Edwards
Jayden Robinson
Kayden Thomas
now you know now you know my real face.
i sink my teeth into your neck
my love
~N
Julian Martin
I'm not so cruel to subject all of you to my degeneracy that far.
Wyatt Nelson
Ryan Lopez
The E gets toned down sometimes, but the gay RP part is omnipresent.
Ayden Ortiz
Not really. It just hurts my soul.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Send me discord
Christian Myers
Thank you for your consideration.
It's all an elaborate shitpost.
Or so I tell myself.
Seras poster does seem to be serious, though.
Sebastian Perez
me, seras is softcore, I am the ultimate faggot
Easton Clark
what's an akarifaggot and how are those different from waifuposters?
Kevin Adams
That's a shame.
He is, and now he's roped in the apparently 13 year old N.
Robert Jenkins
Also this is super cringy Hon
I was playing this with sarcasm but you've been taking it way too serius.
Michael Myers
I've been wondering that myself.
Someone drop some lore knowledge.
Joseph Jackson
Adam Turner
akarifag is the thread that just goes " . " or something with the red girl, akarifags are waifufags with warm water, a little more autism and a little less purpose and direction
Brandon Thompson
How many dicks have you sucked?
And how much cum have you swallowed?
Sebastian Fisher
At this point I don't think N poster has ever said anything in these threads that wasn't a shitpost.
Then again, I used to shitpost on this website at 13.
How many have you, just out of curiosity?
Straight curiosity.
Nohomo.
Jacob Morgan
check your discord
i always take my RP serious
.
Evan Lee
I don't know. I can't really appreciate shitposting where the joke is "I'm only pretending to be retarded".
It's like if you set out to make a bad movie and succeed, it's just a bad movie.
Nolan Gray
i go back and followed.
i also frequent ._. thred
~N
Adrian Williams
what a beginner question
this proves you're not the ultimate faggot
N about to steal this man's gold in runescape and then disappear
Hudson Reed
9 different people
Although I've given head to those 9 guys quet a few times
Probably swallowed mabey half a gallon I imagine.
Only had actual sex with 5 guys
I dont remember how many times
Me and my BF have been fucking all the time, too many times to remember anymore
Carson Roberts
you have no idea my experiences
Jose Jones
how is that picture so adorable
Zachary Murphy
i really hope you get aids
Jaxson Peterson
I've no idea what that is a reply to, but given the circumstances, there's a 90% chance I don't want to know.
Gabriel Wilson
Hirasawa Yui
my Yui daki finally came in
waifu threads are for posting waifus, Akari threads are discussion/comfy threads
it's not that Akari threads are (read: can be) waifu threads, it's that waifu threads are not Akari threads.
this
Tyler Morgan
It helps to be an actual retard like myself.
Stuff that's meant to be shit can still turn out decent.
Don't tell me you don't like Filthy Frank.
Good to know
>9 different dicks
>Had sex with 5
Are you just bad at relationships or are you a hoe or something?
No offense.
Because it's Sachiko, of course.
Jaxson Adams
N is 13?
Crap
Henry Gomez
Only been dating since September
Was repressing for the whole 22 years before that
Although I guess I sucked 10 different guys, because insucked off one of my friends when I was 11
Bentley Sullivan
Brody Carter
lol
Asher Long
I guess so.
I think there's a difference between intentionally bad and low quality. Low quality content can be good, intentionally bad stuff rarely is.
Probably.
James Powell
Ye I know I'm pretty pathetic
Hudson Hill
that barely looks like yui
Brandon Jenkins
I'm jealous.
I want to get one of Sachiko, but after I move out.
yfw
youtu.be
>insucked off one of my friends when I was 11
Congrats on breaking out of your shell homes, but after the 5th dick you didn't think "Damn bro maybe I should slow down."?
Your mans is probably happy, at least. You've trained from an early age.
Fair point.
Kayden Jones
no no no
you have no idea what i am bechind my mask
~N
Hudson Thompson
Heh
Every guy I've blown sais I'm really good. Probably because I enjoy it so much.
Evan Rogers
behind your mask you are behind
Ryder Phillips
Well good for you then eh?
Parker White
So uh..
A mexican, a shaman and two midgets are on a plane..
Matthew Stewart
That's cool.
Michael Phillips
There's no punchline.
What are you up to my friend?
Jason Lee
Hunting monsters still, I may go to sleep soon though.
How are you doing?
Connor Cox
Colton Barnes
Jordie Jordanson claimed
Jackson Rogers
Jose Fisher
Searching the internet for more pictures of best girl. I might take a nap myself soon. I woke up at like midnight or something today.
Baste
Gavin Jones
Looking for Aegises, huh? Somehow, I don't think we'd miss much here.
Levi James
Well it is afternoon time on a Tuesday. I'm sure the wagecucks are wagecucking and the schoolboys are getting schooled.
Maybe some freak mass extinction event just happened and we just haven't turned on our TVs yet to find out?
Jonathan Johnson
Morning...
James Barnes
Good morning.
Have any sweet dreams?
Carter Collins
Does an alcohol induced coma dream count as interesting?
Andrew Phillips
Gavin Edwards
So we're the last few people on earth? Cool.
Bentley Green
Well that makes the events leading up to the dreaming sound like the more interesting part.
Have you got your mad max apocalypse getup ready?
Levi Davis
I don't own any gimp suits, no.
Henry Russell
We'll have to go raid the sex shop together then.
We can re purpose a confetti gun to shoot metal / glass dildos at people for devastating effect.
Levi Perez
Uuuuuh, no homo.
Actually, reading further, I don't want to be a part of some gay cult.
Juan Brooks
The apocalypse event is you.
Charles Taylor
it's Yui, trust me
you should! maybe..
Jayden Reyes
that looks like yui
Ryder King
Nothing gay about it. You gotta make use of what you got in the apocalypse.
Imagine the morale debuffs when some dude watches his buddy get cheesed by a dildo through the skull.
"Drunken teenager slaughters town with improvised fully-semi-automatic dildo throwing weapon. More at 11."
One day, eh?
Josiah Bell
killdo launcher
Bentley Jenkins
Uh, right. I think I'll pass then, you have fun with that.
Jackson Green
Patent pending!
Your loss. Me and the boys are gonna be on the road to Valhalla in no time.
Isaiah Garcia
fug
Brandon Kelly
Oh nothing much. Soppo was like "I'm drinking on the beach woo" and I was like "I'd drink with you, but you wouldn't want that because I'm weird when drunk" and then that led to Soppo encouraging me to drink and then I added pebble on discord and Pebble egged me on to keep drinking which led to... yea. I think you get the picture lol. My head hurts...
Heyhey hay cult himp suit aigis fren
Alexander Morgan
back
Victoria
was not that grate
in the coffin
Jack Reed
I'll look forward to encountering you then.
Pardon?
Mason Gutierrez
what the fuck, i was trying to be monogamous with Victoria and look what you have been up to
Adrian Long
I can't type sorri. Many gay cult gimp suit
Nathaniel Davis
Those little shortstacks weren't being a bad influence on you, were they? I'll roast them for it later.
N poster chad as fuck as always.
You'll know we're approaching when you hear the screams of the gimps hooked up to the dildo machines.
Gotta send a message, y'know?
Nohomo.
I don't know what you're talking about fam. I'm just a straight male leading a death cult.
Joshua Cruz
post more pachinko
Jacob Gray
Oh, that's better.
I'll be on alert anytime I hear sexually charged screaming.
Jeremiah Perez
death cult?
puts out my dom gear
im in!
~N
Christopher Moore
Praise Slaanesh
P R A I S E S L A A N E S H
Isaac Gomez
i am running low on {N}s
i am going to start posting useing
my handel
~N
and not my avatare
Daniel Flores
Praise Slaanesh ?
no
Praise ME!
*wip*
~N
Lucas Powell
That'd be about where you'd catch a dildo through the skull for throwing hands at the top dog.
Nothin personnel kid.
Aaron Smith
Yeah, whoever that is.
Oliver Rivera
who so you think you are the top dog, when i am done with you i will make you bang for mere
~N
Jaxson Brooks
IT IS COLD OUTSIDE AAAAA
Jason Perry
sorry aboot the weather eh?
~N
Samuel Williams
I hope you realize how much you just fucked up
~N
Aiden Gutierrez
DONT YOU DARE USE MY HANDEL OR I WILL SICK THE HOLE THRED ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
~N
Brandon Moore
I'm not even a 40k fan and I know who Slaanesh is. You been livin' under a rock fam?
You're already dead my friend.
*laughs in Texas*
Juan Rivera
I wanna do it too!
~N
Mason White
hypothetical, if someone starting using your avatar after you claimed her, what would you do
Hunter Cook
Come then, I am indestructable
~N
Luke Sullivan
Yes.
Blake Hall
>hypothetical, aegis if someone starting using your avatar after you claimed her, what would you do?
Lucas Myers
Well there wouldn't exactly be anything I *could* do about it, would there?
Big if true.
Hudson Sullivan
Oh? You're approaching me?
Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
~N
Thomas Adams
I'm just not into Warhammer.
Easton Bennett
>avatar
fam, are you ill?
~N
Cooper Cox
rephrase, how would you feel?
Nicholas Adams
Well, I can't be[...] you without getting closer.
~N
Grayson Williams
Me neither. I just have one too many friends that are into it.
I've been forced to assimilate the information after having to listen in on countless conversations while playing other games.
and so it begins
Well it'd be pretty dumb to get butthurt over something like that on an Arabic Cow Tipping Forum like this one. I'll say i'd be pretty neutral to it. Probably stop posting for a while just to prevent confusion.
Josiah Peterson
Oh really? Then get as close as you need to.
~N
Ayden Campbell
I can't say I've had any real exposure.
William Foster
yes, you are
Angel Walker
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i am not a robot
Liam Russell
Lucky you.
It's not that bad, really.
I could actually see myself being a fan of it if my friends weren't such massive nerds about it.
Angel Walker
now you have
~N
Cameron Edwards
It's based around a tabletop RPG right? I'd be interested in trying it, at the very least.
I understand everything now.
PRAISE THE SALAMANDER
Hunter Reed
no fucking way??
~N
Levi Reed
We'RE HiTTinG HeREsY LeVEls ThAt ShOULDn'T EvEn BE PoSSibLe
Yep. There's a bunch of lore and a video game or two iirc as well. The tabletop game is definitely the main event though. Expensive ass minis as well.
Lucas Murphy
...
Tyler Sanchez
you know what i already finished jerking it to
i'm satisfied
dont forget to wash my jes out of your hair
ok
bie
wove you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!