Walk into your home

No you

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"Oh no, an intruder, she's comin' right for us!"

Greet her. Introduce her to family. Offer refreshments. Have a conversation. Thank her for the visit.

Why would I do anything else? She's cool.

Ask her if she wants a ride home

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Invite her out back to listen to my collection of 17 1960s Lawn Boys running simultaneously while I burn a bunch of old tires I have laying around.

Make her puke on my fat af cock

Tell her she's a carbon based life form, turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>They're not doing anything about it therefore neither should we.

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Finally, some good fucking oppinion

So you'd walk into her again? Go back to math class you retard.

What. A. Fucking. Cuck.

threaten her with an aerosol can to sign a contract working for me.

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Yeah, but that's not why

Human Garbage Pail Kid

Grab Geta by her pig tails and throat fuck into unconsciousness

Fucking go away!

Hang on, arent you that climate girl, how the fuck did you?... what are doung in hwre *zlslaps the back of her head* listen right, fuck off!

post cock

ask her to show me on the doll where George Soros touched her

Chill with her, try to make her do those funny faces.

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Suck her toes.

tell her to leave

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I hate Grendel too, the little danish fuck is always complaining about noise and tearing peoples limbs off. Then when you try and do something about it, she runs away to mommy who gives you some good puss and tells you that you can't kill the little cunt if you want to keep fucking that golden vajay.
So i found a loophole, i hired this dude. He says he's "Geatish" but i don't know where the fuck Geatland is or what a fucking Geat is. It sounds too similar to goat and the dude is stupid as fuck so maybe there's something in that line of thinking idk. Anyway, this dude has promised to kill Grendel for us so we can drink our mead, sing our songs and fuck our wenches to our hearts content beside a nice, toasty, smoky fire. The only problem is. He claims he won a race against our greatest danish swimmer. To top it off, this goat dude is telling me he killed sea monsters and fucked mermaids in the middle of this race and STILL won. Now, his own little crew of goatmen are backing him up with his bullshit and i have to keep my own men quiet as they get more and more pissed off with all this nonsense. But the way i see it, i'll pay them the gold, sacrifice some pride and have a nice party at the end of which they'll either kill Grendel which is a win for me obviously. Or they'll get their tiny little arms ripped off as me and my men run back to our hames and pass out, mid fuck, on top of our wenches. Which is also a win. As a bonus i can tell Grendels bitch mother that a great Goat army is coming to kill her beloved daughter which might just make her pack her bags and fuck off with the little cunt. I'm hoping for the latter if i'm being honest because the stupid goat man is obnoxious as fuck and won't stop making passes at my wife, who's not entirely cold to the idea of fucking animals like goats and such. Worse still, he's even asking for my fucking crown. If i didn't have a party to plan i'd shove my sword up his arse and roast him to see if he tastes of goat.

tell her to gtfo my house, physically remove her if she says no.

Take out my sawds off shotgun abd shoot her aSs then i would fuck her dead body, necrophylia, and afterwards would tell the cops she got on my propertyy therefore it was ok and logicalp f or me to kill her and rape her.

Kill self

Feed her some eggs.

"Hey baby, are those space shoes, cause I like your ass."

Call the nearest school and tell them one of their retard kids got loose.

put her in my potato patch

That's basically it, yeah. If we go super eco friendly, all of our industrial businesses will close or will outsource to guess where? China or India you deluded retard. So unless they have to have the same environmental standards nothing will change since companies will just move their shit and fuck over the remaining industrial workers in the west.

tell her that she's had her 15 minutes, she's yesterday news, and to get back to her nigger loving country

Stop using energy from those companies you sperg.
All these excuses to continue being a lazy, cheap, stupid drain on society.

Fuck her!!!!!!

Bring out some legos or start up minecraft so she can play while I catch a whiff off her.

you realise shes a legal adult right? shes 17

shes not a child

Shes autistic though.

>do not condone environmentally-unfriendly companies
in that case immediately relinquish all your electronics
it'll have the added positive effect of making you stop posting stupid shit online

i retract my statement

More like leagal autist

Holy shit this is the mind of an actual potato.

I just tell her to go back to School. :-)

Lurk more, retard

Tell her I think it‘s great what she‘s doing but she should ask before entering my house.

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KEK

>clean up your fairly clean countries instead of the places that pollute the most
Literally neck yourself you faggot retard nigger

She wouldn't answer. Without her cronies that follow her around and are the actual writers of words she spews she's powerless. She'd probably just gibber and panic.

Enslave her

damn youre dumb

>Sides

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Thats IT. Ive been wondering who the fuck she reminded me of.

Call the authorities and tell them some retard with a weird accent broke into my house, threatening to end my life. With luck, the cops will hopefully think she has a firearm and take appropriate action.

Joe rogan kick her in the head into my basement brick wall.

recycle her?

She's a woman and therefore she will always be a child.

Anal.

this!

Every fucking time

Dig out a piece of butt pie with my meat spoon

Fuck her senseless

Put on her muzzle and jump on her back and ride her down the old town road.

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spray her down with a fire extinguisher after walking in in her recycling her own waste

Tell her to get back to Africa

Do a 1080, run to her, and fuck her in the ass.

Throw her on the bed, sniff her feet, stick it in her pussy raw

Set gremlin traps so this shit doesn't happen again.

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youtu.be/GnA7icV7pGI?t=233

>kek

summer never seems to end anymore

put it in her ass and make her say the line

Say “How dare you” and then force her out of my house for being uninvited

nut in her body

Newfags trolling newfags

Kek

>don't ask anything.
>already know why shes there.
>ice in freezer melted
>frozen dinner apocalypse

Give her a high five and wonder why she's in my house. /thread

now we're talking

R-R-R-R-R-RAPE!

That's moot due to coronavirus, is it not?

I'd bring her here to troll all the maga fags

The her about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Shouldn't you be in School?

>Walked into your home
>You found pic related smiling at you
>You started this thread.

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hit her with first thing i finde

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I may say to myself "This is not my beautiful home."
I may say to myself "This is not my beautiful wife."
And I may ask myself "How did I get here?"

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She came for the UNITED NATIONS conference and gave a speech there idiot. Last I checked that shit is in NYC.

Not a vegan. Don't eat the potato.

youtube.com/watch?v=p0M97EEDamA

Cave her head in and eat her brains

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