Will I ever be able to please a woman with my dick?

Will I ever be able to please a woman with my dick?

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I think so but he will certainly never put it in his mouth, it really sucks, but maybe inside his vagina yes

Ew wtf

whoa
What is that
Have you've uhhhh checked with a medic

Jaffa kree with that Go'uld dick you got there

Homie I think your dicks on backwards

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you couldnt please a woman even with ron jeremys dick

Indeed

whats that green stuff in the pubes?

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Looks like a green bean that turned white.

I've never looked a penis and actually laughed before. Thank you, OP.

I mean, you could. Problem is finding anyone who would let you :(

Looks like one of them deep sea vent worms

disgusting

Is that an animal? Sorry dude but what the fuck?

Yes because that picture is old as fuck and it’s not your dick

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Nope
It's got root rot on the balls. It's slender like a nightmare. I bet you're barely able to pleasure yourself. RIP.

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you can please my ass with it

>extremely pale skin
>dark, except for phone light
>clinical, tiled back wall
>erectile tissue stiff, but clearly no bloodflow

Gents, I think we're looking at a corpse boner.

I mean, you'll make her laugh... if that counts?

>be user
>have E.T penis
>tries to get to 4th base with some girl
>she laughs
>she leaves me, alone with my ayylien cock
>kills myself

Go see a doctor about your fucking E.T penis jesus christ

No you stupid nigger

New fags

did no one notice this? or

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Try to find a cannibal and make her happy...

Caterpillar

Underrated

Looks like the hl1 tentacle monster

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It looks like a badly roled joint.