Will I ever be able to please a woman with my dick?
Will I ever be able to please a woman with my dick?
I think so but he will certainly never put it in his mouth, it really sucks, but maybe inside his vagina yes
Ew wtf
whoa
What is that
Have you've uhhhh checked with a medic
Jaffa kree with that Go'uld dick you got there
Homie I think your dicks on backwards
you couldnt please a woman even with ron jeremys dick
Indeed
whats that green stuff in the pubes?
Looks like a green bean that turned white.
I've never looked a penis and actually laughed before. Thank you, OP.
I mean, you could. Problem is finding anyone who would let you :(
Looks like one of them deep sea vent worms
disgusting
Is that an animal? Sorry dude but what the fuck?
Yes because that picture is old as fuck and it’s not your dick
Nope
It's got root rot on the balls. It's slender like a nightmare. I bet you're barely able to pleasure yourself. RIP.
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you can please my ass with it
>extremely pale skin
>dark, except for phone light
>clinical, tiled back wall
>erectile tissue stiff, but clearly no bloodflow
Gents, I think we're looking at a corpse boner.
I mean, you'll make her laugh... if that counts?
>be user
>have E.T penis
>tries to get to 4th base with some girl
>she laughs
>she leaves me, alone with my ayylien cock
>kills myself
Go see a doctor about your fucking E.T penis jesus christ
No you stupid nigger
New fags
did no one notice this? or
Try to find a cannibal and make her happy...
Caterpillar
Underrated
Looks like the hl1 tentacle monster
It looks like a badly roled joint.