CANT START THE DAY WITHOUT MY COFFE!

At least spell it right you fucking mistake.

the shit tastes mad good

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checkem

go back 2 reddit, nigger

>smoke bowl
>Drink Greensips
>pop some ibuprofen
>Get to work and get cup of coffee.
Sup.

that's the caffeine playing tricks with your mind

>contributed nothing
>posts typical back2lebbit cancer
>post number is now at 80K
Holy shit I’ve been here too long
Sage in all the fields

I like coffee

#InTheBag2020

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Who the fuck cares why or how it tastes good, you make no god damn sense fuck off.
Op you are a retarded faggot, I agree with you that zoomer millenial faggots who say gay shit and get overpriced garbage at starbucks every day are fucked, but caffeine does shit to you like make it easier to focus and get shit done with, also makes it easier to get out of bed if you're a lazy fucker, it's a drug with lietrally no harmful affects, only a headache if you get caffeine withdrawals but that's it. Also if your tolerance is low enough you can get a high of that shit with like 400mg.

OP:
>WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE THEIR DUMB AND STUPID PEOPLE ARENT ALLOWED TO ENJOY THINGS IF I DON'T LIKE THEM.

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he's just calling you a retard, not assuming any authority

OK Joomer

Caffeine is addictive, and one of the symptoms of withdrawal is drowsiness, makes it harder to wake up- makes you feel cold too, makes it generally harder to get out of bed and 'start your morning'.

>5OYPOSTING
you can write soy here, Cred Forumscel.

Then drink more of it so you don't get withdrawals. Checkmate faggot.

fuck you you ain't my pa

hipster detected

Caffeine always has a half life of about 4-8 hours in your body. Unless you're drinking it right before bed you can't really do that.

>choccy milk
wat

cringe

this would make for a great pasta

Your full of hate. Go fuck a hooker.
Do drugs. No Coffee! Trust me.
Deprogramming aggressive competative turboantihedonistic haters with cocklets. Fuck in asia. They like small dicks there.
Make a hooker wear a Starbucks hat and cum on her face.
Find out the problem of your insecurity and since they are cluster B types tell your work collegues to cum on a picture of their parents, their religious advicer, a cross, a swastika, a watch, a minority.

So lets talk about deprogramming cults like the Freemasons.

Just imagine to sexually abuse their symbols like an eye. Imagine cumming on an eye, a pyramid.
Sexually abuse their symbols.
Works for churches and cults like scientology, corporate identity, and government loyalty (cum on the flag)

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God how fucking dense are you? You just get off your ass and drink it whenever you get up. How the fuck did you not think of this you must be underage.

discord gg/bARc5p

my life; "a great pasta"

You want to start speaking fucking English asshole?

I don't know what that meant but it reads like poetry

Damn. I'd have to go back to bed after that.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

I mean yeah obviously you don't need it but it helps... it's just a joke lil bud

Honestly kys

Got em

Hey faggot, YOU'RE the person who enter a thread that was orginally a bunch of faggots arguing over coffee and decided to splurge a bunch of pseudo incomprehensable bullshit about secret societies and derail the thread. I hope your fucking happy you copypasta faggot.

Govt conspereesee

I am happy
I came and started farting

fåk tøh gubbermæntz

Who are you? The fucking drink police?

It starts out as a rough patch in your life, a particularly demanding time when you need to be extra on it.

For me it was when I commuted an hour and a half to school every day and worked 20 hours a week as well. Needed that coffee to get out of bed at 6 am.

Then, you slowly gain a tolerance, enjoy the taste. All of a sudden, you're drinking more and not realizing it. Maybe you've gotten into better shit, espresso, lattes, whatever you like.

After a while, you feel like shit without it, but you kinda like the taste anyway and you're too busy to give up.

I've done caffeine detox, it's a week of hell. A typical north American office worker could never handle it, not with their work hours and lifestyle.

drinking coffee always makes me extremely hungry

I "just fucking woke up" until I was about 16, then I started staying up way too late like teenagers do, then I discovered coffee. Drank it to function through boring classes at school. In college I slept even less and studied more, so lots more coffee. Also started making my own and occasionally having truly good quality stuff. I realized I was addicted the same time I realized that half of my hangover headache went away as soon as I had my coffee.

At this point I think like the people you greentexted, but I don't say it out loud. I just get my caffeine dose and feel better. Those people are annoying as shit, in the same group with the people constantly telling you how busy they are.

Also coffee has been around for centuries, so it has earned its spot as the generic wake-up drink. But there is a huge and growing group of people who do the same thing but with the 64oz mountain dew from a gas station or the 5 hour energy shot. Same same.

Bc coffee tastes better than shit

I work at Starbucks and agree w this post

unlimited free espresso, cold brew and any other caffinated beverage da bux offers and i dont have 1 during those 4am shifts (waking up at 3am to get ready and driver there)

but thanks to those cucks i can pay my bills

srry for grammar i am drunk

That pretty much sums it up. After college I dropped the after-dinner coffee that went well with dessert and let me study late. More recently I also gave up my afternoon coffee/tea, which helped me through the post-lunch drowsiness and kept me from falling asleep during an evening movie.

Don't see myself ever giving up morning coffee though. I want no part of the withdrawal headaches that will arrive before noon. I also truly enjoy the flavor.

Caldo

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Anonymous 02/05/20(Wed)03:52:46 No.820000937▶ >CANT START THE DAY WITHOUT MY COFFE!
>I HAVENT HAD MY COFFE YET
why do retards need coffe everyday? you must be a real fucking baby if you cant just wake up. you just fucking wake up you dont need shit

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There's also the somewhat plausible argument that coffee helped to usher in the Enlightenment and a lot of the things that drove Europe's rise over the last few hundred years:
www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/04/24/178625554/how-coffee-influenced-the-course-of-history

i don't get enough sleep at night because of the classes i have booked. it tastes fine and gets me awake enough to get through a few classes. i do agree with op that annoying soygoy cucks that obsess over the shit are probably the most annoying people on the fucking planet.

Sometimes i wake up and even though i usually feel refereshed i just need a cup of joe in my hand. Coffee is just stimulating to me. Other than that i dont see a reason to stop drinking. Unless i run out of coffee

Try having a kid

>Projecting this hard.

This is an acceptable insult on here

Trust me, there is no board worse than Cred Forums. A board taken over by pornposters surely has more incels.
Now go back.

Because I enjoy it. Why do self motivating faggots need to Express their faggotry about what others enjoy?

Drinking coffee in the mornings helps boost by energy right quick when i need it, much like an energy drink

Cause not drinking coffee is uncool

you need about 6 grams of sugar a day to live. it's not a drug, it's a small part of a healthy diet.

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Damn nigga. Your red.dit is really showing. Go back and kys

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fuck that i won't even drink tims anymore since the new ownership. my uncle always used to say tim hortons coffee would put "worms in your intestines" but who knows. I just brew my own coffee at home.

Is this a robot? I saw this exact same shit in a different thread without the jengus picture