Rate my dick

Rate my dick.

Now that we broke up my ex claims I have a “microscopic” dick even though I didn’t hear a single complaint from her the multiple times we had sex, it just magically became tiny after we broke up apparently.

I know it’s not big by any means but I’m really pretty sure it falls under the category of normal sized.

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Well above average size

she did not marry you for your dick size, you must have had something else that she wanted, did you have lots of money? realestate?

i am MGTOW, i refuse to any commitment to any woman no matter how pretty they are or how good they please me in bed, MGTOW is the only way to keep your sanity and your money intact in this world

Is that erect? Looks like a small mushroom

femanon here, what’s it look like soft?

When I was

A young boy a girl who dumped me told me my dick wasn't thick enough.

Now shes old and aging single mum.

Let them have moment of victory.

Every woman over 28 only has memories as men grow in dignity.

Same thing happened to me. Gf broke up over my "non-commitment" and said she'd spread rumors about my problem.

When I told her my "problem" could be resolved with the proper pussy, she asked me what I meant:

>"Let me guess: you were going to say I have a micropenis right? Don't be retarded. Your jealousy of my prospects is clouding the obviousness of the situation. I'm 5.5", which is normal. If that's "micro" to you, it just means you're a fucking loose, dime-a-dozen ghetto whore with a used up cunt who needs horses for pleasure. Doesn't help that you have a huge dog that's not castrated."

We haven't spoke and there are no rumors. Even if there were, fuck bitches. Not going to get caught up in cunt drama.

do you have an errection on that pic ... if yes your dick is microscopic

Not entirely sure what it matters but here it is.

Also to all of the smartasses, I’m well aware it’s not even remotely big. But since everyone loves looking at 8-10” pornstar dicks all day long they forget what the average dick size actually is, which mine is only two inches off of the average of 5”. I know there are a ton of you out there with similar dicks to mine, you’re just too big of pussies to show it.

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Its like a little button on a fur coat

holy shit dude you have a lil acorn as a penis, that fuckin blows, last thing id do with a dick like that is take pics of it and post it online.

yeah you're very small, that's the size I had when I was like 11 or 12

not normal
micro af, normal about 6.5-7"
small would be small 5" thats like 3"
consider surgery man
could extend another inch

next time u have a gf, get some vibrators n shit to help u in the bedroom

dude youre huge relax!

Newfags everywhere

You are completely deluded. You have a micro penis, so my advice is if you want a lifelong partner, make it up by having
a) Financial stability
b) Personality
c) Good oral and foreplay abilities
d) All of the above (Best)

Psychology studies (which vary in different cultures) strongly suggest that women view financial stability as the main factor of attractiveness in men

If you think your little peepee is even remotely close to “normal” sized dicks, you couldn’t be more delusional.

You just admitted that it’s 3 FUCKING INCHES. The average is 5.5 inches.

With your logic, saying that 3 inches is considered average, also means that 8 inches is average. +-2.5 from 5.5

Do you truly think an 8 inch dick is considered average?

The funny thing is, the average would be a lot closer to 6-6.5 if they weren’t polling fat middle aged men. In studies of young men in their sexual prime with healthy BMI’s the average is around 6.3 inches.

You can get away with saying a 5 inch dick is average. You could maybe even argue that a 4.5 inch dick is average. But 3 inches? No fucking way, pal.

I don’t know if you expected a bunch of tootsie rolled teeny dicked losers would reply to your thread and tell you “yeah man it’s average you have no worries” or “you know what they say, it’s the motion of the ocean!”

But you’re not going to get that here. We’re going to be brutally honest, and the brutally honest truth is that you have an incredibly small penis, and that’s just something you’ll have to live with. Maybe you’ll end up wasting money on magical dick beans or buy a penis pump off of amazon trying to alleviate your issue, but until further advancements are made in the medical field as far as dick extension, you’re out of luck. And even if it becomes a thing, you’d need a shit ton of money for it.

Basically, you’re fucked.

Also, thanks for the pics. Don’t be surprised if you see them floating around here at some point.

>Do you truly think an 8 inch dick is considered average?
apparently out of the five girls I've fucked I'm only a "bit" bigger than the guys they've been with previously, and I'm 8 inches. So I'm either in a sizequeen area or its not really uncommon.

this retard wrote an essay at bait


Why do you use
Reddit spacing

>saving pictures of little dicks to hd

sadly true

which proves bitches want your money and fuck cause they have to

Post an ass pic already, faggot.


I think we are the only ones that know. I was in the thread where ops pics came from


I still have the edits

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2.5in shorter then average is not average dumbfuck

But you musta been dating the nicest girl in the entire world if she told you that having a mircopenis is ok with her.

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I believe the part that you didn't hear any complaint from her, or a moan, nothing at all.

user please dump

Holy shit man please share the rest, that’s fucking hilarious

That looks more like a mushroom

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It amazes me how there are so many threads about people's "average" 9in cocks when people like this exist. I gotta see this leaning bell curve.

hahahahaha fuck are there any others?

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are you kidding me bro? its huge man! shes such a bitch!

Fucking dieing of laughter right now

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bets on her blackmailing you

Teh Rei


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Rate my mushroom.
Picked too early/10

Hands down best one

Maybe try lose some weight OP looks like it could help, smaller garden and all that, good luck with it tho.

>normal about 6.5-7"
Stop shilling this, your dick is also small.
5.5"-6.5" is average at best. Lower for chinks by 0.5-1" and higher for niggers who lie on tests because they think they're getting grades.
I say all this as a 4" microdick wielder who loves bbc.
Also fuck your inches, metric is best

Accept your mushroom

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I can feel your insecurity from here.

You should ask the president how he handles having a mini mushroom dick, although Stormy did say his wasn’t abnormally small, and well, yours most certainly is.

based, checked, and fpbp
also you have the smallest dick ive ever seen

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>I can feel your insecurity from here.
Kek, you're giht. I really struggle with inches and yards and feet. I completely sperg out when asked to convert and my mind goes blank so i shill the metric system every chance i get. It's the same with weights. An ounce is silly, a pound is fucking nuts and wtf even is a stone?
Seriously though, stop lying about your dick size. You always overestimate, even me probably. I bet i'm like 3" at best but i'm not trying to put it in buttholes so if i get told someone has a 7 or 8" dick i ask for proof because everytime it's AT LEAST an inch smaller which is fucking useless for a huge dick loving faggot like me. Sometimes i give the benefit of the doubt and blame it on their shitty, non-metric, measuring system because i can see how they'd get confused.

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op only replied like once bro. do you know what larping is?

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I would just an hero if that was the fucking hand i was dealt in life lol

It’s a nice dick don’t let it get to you man

Wow, want to suckle on that little teat.

Thanks for making me feel better op

I've seen muscle women with clits bigger than that dick. Sorry dude, but you got the shallow end of that part of the gene pool.

Well that'll sound weired but I'm sure I know that dick from an very similar post.
So sage away with your bait.

Make a kik, boy. You’re going to play with that little thing and I’m going to watch.

And if you for some reason decide you don’t want to make a kik, I can make sure these cute pictures you uploaded on the internet follow you around.

id listen to this dude and make a kik, you don’t want big sis seeing these pics do you?

Actual lol


That is indeed a micropenis OP

Your mad your dicks small so you accused her of bestiality
>letting a women get you this mad


Too short, not impwessed

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Don’t care if this is bait, it makes me happy

Nahh, that classifies as a micro dick. I'm asian and I'm certain that I'm 3 or 4 times larger that you.

Yerp. /thread. OP has won.

please tell me this is not true

Let me suckle on your little teat, you fat cow.

I showed my mom this...

worlds biggest zit popped 2020

small and circumcised :(

that can't be above average! so... i don't know how inches work but that looks like 7-9cm long and average is atleast over 10cm

Though lol, that would work for me since even 13cm hurts me :^)

Based faggot

but yeah, it is ''normal'' sized just not above ''normal'' :^))))))

Think it looks cute. Wouldn't mind more.


Well sorrrryyyy, i use logical and understandable measurements.

MGTOW explained:
>I don't want women to judge me based on what douche bags do.
>I will judge all women based on what a couple that's did to me.
You can't find a decent woman because you're not a decent man.

What a couple *thot's* did to me

I know right? Tons of people giving him shit but I think a teeny little penis like his is pretty cute and I’d love to suck on it.

heres mine what do u think

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>being this in denial
also thanks for making me feel better about my 5 incher

Post it on a dating site and see how many replies you get. 3 inch is very small, only about an inch of that actually makes it into the woman because of hips and legs. Sorry user it's just the truth. It's not the end of the world though, just work on your personality, most women aren't that interested in sex anyway.

Not gonna lie, I would suck the cum out of you in a heart beat.

Why do spaces trigger you? You need a safe space to go to?

You should go back to yours and shill for karma.
Not even the user calling you out but this plebbit shit has got to stop. Every time i see the space i know it's just someone sperging out their opinions trying to sound smart. It's the equivalent of muslims running from shariah law and demanding it in their new homes.

Or they're biologically driven to find someone that can provide for and protect offspring. One or the other.

Thanks for the confidence boost OP

what are the "cracks" on it, on the head? genuine question, mine gets that sometimes

They’re from jacking off.

its like you're too stupid to know that picture comes up on image search.

Does it make you mad knowing there's nothing you can do about it?

>have I mentioned that im mgtow to everyone today
MGTOWs are the new crossfitters and vegans. Choosing to abstain from women doesn't make you smart

I started getting these around 19yo, started putting baby oil on it before bed and it helped a lot.

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Oh look, an asshole who trolls on Cred Forums has a small dick

Take your meds schizo.

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when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

Well your dick is tiny. Best you can do is loose fat, you look better and dick will gain an inch. With 4 inch your dick will be 4/10 points. Right now it's 2.5/10. You should look atleast like a 5/10 to get gf again.

Seriously though, how does this happen?
Don't you inherit your father's dick size.
I've seen my dad's dick multiple times and it looks the same size as mine, so what the fuck.

Normal about 6.5-7" ... I'm pretty sure you are on of those guys pressing the lineal into your bone and measuring with the curve kek. Average is 5"-6" depending on region

>Does it make you mad
No, there's very few things in life that trigger me.
>When people piss on the floor and don't clean it up
>When people expect dinner hours after it's been made
>When people reply "whatever you're having" when you ask them what they want for dinner
>When people trying to prove their beliefs are correct instead of looking for what's correct and then believing it
>People who claim depression over a breakup
>People who don't know what introverted/extroverted means
>People who drink alcohol then wonder why their life sucks
>People who plebbit space then call you out for spelling mistakes
>People who get violent then expect me not to stab them instead of fighting with my hands like a fucking monkey
The list goes on.
I'll tell you what the plebbit space does do to me though. It makes me disregard anything below it as another shillniggering self-righteous opinion not to be taken seriously.


>Wall text
>Not triggered
Does it make you mad to know nothing you say will make it stop? Your opinion isnt important, it means absolutely nothing.

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>>Wall text
>>Not triggered
The cope.
I'm waiting for my din-din to cook before i watch muh films.
>nothing you say will make it stop?
Sherlock holmes here.
>Your opinion isnt important
Implying i have opinions. See >it means absolutely nothing.
Take your own advice everytime you plebbit space in an attempt to make you opinion seem well thought out an facktchekered

Can't even breathe

checks out

Why are you so triggered though? You're like a crying child.

Is this really all you can say user? Don't you realize my sides can only take so much?
Tryharder please im trying to have some fun with you but it's like a wall of bricks. I guess i'll have to amuse us both with the sperging spieling but that's really unfair of you user. All this energy i put in and you just soak it up like a cumrag.
Do you think the oldfag sperms on the cumrag clls the newfag sperms newfags? Do you think they call them triggered for not finding the uterus? I often wonder this myself. Everytiem i cum in fact.

Bro I'm sorry that's small as fuck

Yes. I just think it's dumb that people get upset over such arbitrary stuff. I'm not even the original user you responded to.

I tried to go to Reddit just to get more funny shit to post here, but I couldn't figure out how it works.

a sissy might pity fuck u

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Truth, i love little dicked insecure chubs. I'll suckle on the penis till their confidence is restored.

My dick

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