I’ve seen a lot of guys posting their asses tonight so fuck it I’m going to join in...

Its nice~

Thats weird because you look like a fucking faggot

It'd look good on a dick

Show us your balls.

>I’m not gay whatsoever

Dude, you just posted a picture of your bare ass and asshole online on a site that probably 98% men. And on top of that, you’re asking these men to take a good look at your naked butt and tell you what they think.

You’re in denial, and you’re also very gay. The sooner you accept it the better.

Just an FYI if you’re not actually gay, there are a bunch of dudes that now have a picture of your ass in their fap folders that they’re going to be creaming themselves over. Including me, I already came to your asshole.

Faggot

Include your soles in the pic and I'll tell you what I think.

I’m going to dump a gigantic load in your butt.

Show soles

seconded

How does it feel knowing faggots on here are touching their cocks to a picture of your ass?

You could have just not made this post and your ass would have avoided being in a bunch of dudes spank banks.

>How does it feel knowing faggots on here are touching their cocks to a picture of your ass?
Kek, you confessed to being a faggot.

And so did you.

You should’ve let us see your balls.

>And so did you.
Quote me faggot

I’ve jacked off to his butt twice now

Checked
Checkers
Checkmate
King me

You want to fuck his ass bro?

I want to dump a fat load into it, yeah.

No homo of course, though.

Can't touch balls if you have none to begin with.

QQ (quick question): Do you shower before you shave your asshole?

Definitely

Look good for who? If a girl sees you have a shaved asshole they're 100% gonna know you're gay and not fuck with you again.

Incel

>TFW you're in a 3 year monogamous relationship and sometimes fuck 5 times a day
Guess I'm an incel tho

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Would look good paired with this cock.

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>TFW you're in a 3 year monogamous relationship and sometimes fuck 5 times a day
Hands are not pussies unless you're a gooner.
Gooner detected.

Got plenty of vids and pics to prove it,and unlike you I don't post pics of my fucking ass online and claim myself to be straight. I know that I get pussy whenever I want, I don't have to prove that to anyone.

>Got plenty of vids and pics to prove it
Based user offers his homemade porn for us.
You better deliver user or everyone will know you're just here for the gay buttholes.
>I don't post pics of my fucking ass online
You underestimate my wizardy. With my wizard status i got rid of my phone because telepathic powers. I haven't owned a phone in half a decade now and my telepathic powers just keep growing, that's how i know you won't deliver with timestamp proof and all you're really here for is delicious manholes.
Also, before you call me out on relying totally on my wizardry...
>Got plenty of vids and pics to prove it
>I don't have to prove that to anyone.
I'm also a top critical thinker and sherlock holmes acolyte who notices things like this hidden in the plane site. These two statements don't party well together, i know this because as i said i'm a 100% crit rate killer thinker and i've been to lots of parties. One for each day of my life, i even did the coke but i had to take the insulin beforehand to fight off the evil spirit you call "diabeetus" that kill the liver that lives in my living temple you call my "body"
I'll give you an example of my wizard powers with a TL;DR
>TL;DR my wizard powers include time travel. I traveled back in time to erect this statue with my rock hard penis just for the sake of this thread.

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