To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll...

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

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JUSTICE FOR MIRANDA

yup but isnt he still fucking some girls on the side

What's his name.

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How much shitter must it be to be Dan Schneider, knowing this is the only way you're getting pussy. I watched better off dead recently and his character creeped me out knowing what a ghoul this guy is in real life

The mans a fucking legend.
Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?

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Do you suppose he also pillages the anuses of all the young male stars? Did he plow Gibby's fat ass?

You mean

Dan "give me your anus il make you famous" Schneider?

>To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really be an amazing time. You're telling yourself you're doing it for his really big dick - actually convincing yourself that it won't hurt much even if his dick is really big - but every part of you is edging. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is turned on. His trail of hot, warm jizz all over your quivering feet. His manly fingers, probing your wetness. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the other co-star of yours that some intern brought to him, just before your 'gentle love making' began.
>Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, and your soul. You lost a part of it; in ecstasy and threw it away in endless orgasm after orgasm from Dan. You're just a bit more happier now. It was worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buckle up and enjoy the ride. This is everything you've wanted. How amazing was it?
>You're excited to replay every amazing encounter, willing the memory to come back, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was indeed the best sex ever. If you could relive the memory to yourself, maybe you fuck yourself thinking of sex with Dan again? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
>At least you've made it in Hollywood. At least you've finally had Dan Schneider inside of you.

FTFY KEK

Just imagine being iCarly. Poor thing.

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imagine not being iCarly. so sad

Calm down, Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider.

Dan "If Her Age is on the Clock Shes Ready for the Cock" Schneider

Heard Miranda is a coked out nympho and does gangbangs at college. So maybe this is true too lol.

>FUNNY POWDER FUNNY POWDER

friendly reminder icarly waifu fags

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This image of Dan is hard to top for pure degeneracy
Fucking gold

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Her poor asshole

He still has office at nick but it's now an unofficial title. Still a consultant for nickelodeon whatever that means

Nah, she loves rough sex.

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Before Dan ruined her

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Your destroying their waifu

Who is that with her

Jesus fucking Christ

Calm down guy

Why Dan

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You mean Dan "Up the rear for your career" Schneider?

He finds talent.

that was disturbing when i saw that
and i watched thousands of porn

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Did you see her with David Dobrick giving out her phone number to a fan

I wonder if he still auditions teen girls for his
amateur foot pagents

No. Backstory of this?

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>>His penis finds his way INSIDE talent.

FTFY

>sad feels
I miss C. Why she doesn't post anymore.

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do you have the archive links ?

blame enty for posting mirandas famouse ghostpasta on entys site

sauce?

>You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career
Naah, I'm telling myself you're projecting way too hard.

"thebarchive", search for "Miranda"'s sunday night threads.

Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider?

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She is garbage now

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She was exposed

reminder that dan got to fuck those feet

crazydaysandnights.net/2020/01/todays-blind-items-wrecked.html

He is super cringe utuber but he helped her find a date on one of his vids. Not a shit post. Vid was just uploaded on utube

shut the fuck up. u know u still would

Hi C, long time no post. How’s it going.

"find a date" KEK

>the alliterate ex of this A++ list celebrity
wat is this *alliterate* shit?

its enty speak..

>In college she carried that philosophy over to the party scene and there were a lot of times where things got out of control and she was put in positions that further scarred her.

Hello, is this Justin Beiber?

At least Miranda is super rich

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Fuck you Miranda

Go fuck a nigger Janette

>enty speak..
wat

What? He fucked Gordon-Levitt?

but at least jennette can look in the mirror wo shame

Dan "The Man with a Plan to Get the Girls in the Van" Schneider

No one will date her . she told super tier faggot she hasn't dated on one of his vids. I admit to watching his dumb shit only for her on it

r u really that stupid user u come to b but dont know enty

>she was put in positions
what that means?

THIS SO MUCH
Her slutty shitposting was so based.

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kira is a much more based ghostpasta

Please pardon me for not being on your Middle-School level.

fappable pic

He will get away with everything

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Don't say that

Hopefully her college stories are true and vids or pics were leaked eventually. I would love to see Miranda covered in cum.

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tfw Fixer posted crazy stories about the other Summer at Hollywood secrets thread

GAK'D

Danny boy never fucked anyone, retards. Adult men can be friends, yes FRIENDS, with a pre-teen. Hard to believe, huh.

Shrek must've raped her too. Poor girl. She does look happy though.

Based Dan fucked all Cred Forums waifus at their prime and get away with it. He is my guilty role model.

Kira is hot

I miss her hairy arms.

Pure or slut?

Only problem is she's a ashkenazi joo

Hot slut. Check out her instagram.

Her names Kira Kosarin.

Bump

Dan you are one lucky man

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ohh i kinda miss spike

Fake.
Miranda nudes fucking when

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Most likely....never. Miranda is too much of a prude to let the world see her nude. Pun intended

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I know I still would. It's been long enough now that the stank of Schneider is no longer on her

Look at Jamie Lynn's kid with Dan

>Has to fuck to make money
It could be a lot worse. Imagine fucking and only makeing 5K an episode instead of 5million or whatever she made, like normal pornstars make. You go into jewwood and should expect no less, this is the way.

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I don't even blame Dan he sure did know how to pick them

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Total slut

Same

Based waifu fag.

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proof and stories

Walk in dressing room see this

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Her social

Dan, lucky fatass!!

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Why even film this

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is this real or not? i thought it was but it seems unlikely, whats the story with this

Backstage season 4

>is this fake pixelated image real?

C'mon user we all know why

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I want to facefuck her so bad, Wonder if Miranda spit or swallow.

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Oh trust me she will learn

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Jennette did miss out

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Now she is worthless trash

This is her face the first time Dan put it in her ass

Dan wrote a script about a car wash that teen girls go through but with dirty feet

Calm down Miranda she was your friend once.