Do it
Do it
What is this? I must know.
Smooth food
Fucking witnessed
It's a soap.
Nothing is truely smooth.
This... is a SmoothBurger
Just to trigger the closet fags.
Why are there two anuses?
corner on that cheese lookin a little sharp there, bud.
Entrance and an exit.
false. everything is truly smooth. check your spelling and your brain.
Ah yeah, i see. But what about now?
I think that’s called a ‘sacral dimple’. Everyone has one but his is real deep because he’s fyat
Very smooth food
You could hurt someone with those pointy little bits of onion
Correcting myself, i think it’s actually a pilonidal dimple
Pilonidal sinus, common in overweight men who spend a lot of time sat down.
This fella has had a large cyst there which burst after taking strong antibiotics for it. It developed when an in-grown hair caused an infection.
This is the fate of all who stay on this site too long. Unless the sinus is removed surgically, there is always a chance it will re-occur.
>Double the food, double the shit
Lol it’s not an exploded cyst. Even infants have pilonidal dimples.
Kek two assholes> 1
Very smooth in here
>This fella has had a large cyst there which burst after taking strong antibiotics for it. It developed when an in-grown hair caused an infection.
H-h-how do you know that user?
Telltale scar at the top says otherwise.
Octuple penetration tiem.
bc user’s bmi is his area code
See
Magic. Let me show you more.
The man has also had a persistent high-calorie intake daily for a number of years and moves less than the average person.
Dirt under the fingernails suggests he works an outdoor job doing manual labour. The above observation suggests he actually doesn't and simply has terrible hygiene.
Cred Forums
where slipping smooth food past the mods
turns into a discussion about a hairy fat man's double anus
Actually it's not magic.
I know all this because I'm pretty sure that's me in the picture. Have no idea who took it or why it was posted here.
>Have no idea who took it
>Protip if it goes in smooth it comes out rough
muh freedoms :D
>MFW this thread
>smooth
>can eat it
Smooth food
Used to be better
I don't see you posting any smooth food,
Do it here
gg/qvyFe3
fat hairy user has the most succulent hole I’ve ever seen, and I’d argue it constitutes as smooth food
hey that's how my mom died
Katsu? Based.
Just for you. I also agree that his donut looks delicious. Would proboscis his anus.
Now you're just torturing me kek
Finally
It's technically food I made it the other day
BK>MD
are you okay user
Fuck burger king
Those flame broiled patties of meat get you hot, too?
I'm torn whether that looks like ass fruit or ballsack fruit
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
It's really tasty tho. Had it a couple of times.
Do i have to shit post
Sup
This is a severe example, but some variation of it will happen to you if you sit on your ass all day.
I see it. Shat bricks too
looks pretty good
My bowels emptied completely one morning it felt great
What if you weigh under 40 pounds? Can happen still?
Needs more vegetable, less meat.
hahaha this nigga got beans falling out his ass
blurp
V I R G I N
Rolling...
disgusting, they're not even cooked
nice feet
That's revolting.
I really really like this image
Serveur! There is a feet on my pasta!
Big meat
You can be born with this. Many people are cursed with these. Unfortunately the surgery can leave u with a wound that might not ever close. Because of where its located, the tissue has a hard time reconnecting.
Can also make out a babies head in there
Heresy. That's a muffuletta, you ignorant fuck. Bask in its glorious magnificence.
It looks so damned delicious
I'd try one but i haven't heard of half the ingredients and don't trust anyone to make my food since a chink gave me a toenail.
God yes
Mmmmmm fuck gimme some dat
food cubes?
You just know an engineer did this.
Hamburgers
Yum yum
I would yiss eat her ass out
Made me think of Cultosaurus Erectus by Blue Oyster Cult.
Damn is that all sashimi??
Maybe like... 20 years ago. BK today is bland and flavorless. Even Micky D's is better than them now.
I worked in a hospital long enough to tell that this is some comatose old ass man they just let lay there for weeks. You have to turn the pre-dead elderly a couple times a day or they get horrifying bedsores like this.
Spaghetti and feet-balls?
Stab her in the feet
I’d like to imagine that the blue ones are made with god-tier crystal meth.
FINALLY someone gets what smooth food is!
My family has plates and bowls just like that.
this is almost more disgusting than the derailment images
looks like sapin-sapin but without crunchy coconut bits