Lol your next president is gonna be some gay mayor...

We currently have a cocksucker in the White House. What's one more?

Even Democrats admit that their pet minorities will not vote for faggots.

They chose... poorly.

But hey, they get to scream "HOMOPHOBIA" for four years after the election, so they have that to keep them warm at night.

What's wrong with this guy? Why's he so fucking ugly?

politifact.com/article/2020/feb/04/what-we-know-about-shadow-acronym-and-iowa-caucuse/

literally paid money to an organization called shadow acronym for an app that mysteriously failed and resulting in the DNC getting involved in the iowa caucus.

but hey, its not like anything bad could or has ever happened from the DNC interfering with state primarys/caucuses

Its not like the entire DNC and corporate media has a specific candidate in mind, or rather, a specific candidate NOT in mind

and to think this all could have been avoided if dems only knew how to count

The app was built to fail. THE APP IS A SCAPEGOAT.

DNC wants to delay the results as lohlng as possible. The counties left to be counted are cites/college tows (Bernie districts)

Bernie was the winner of Iowa (his own campaign released all the counts to prove it.)

sorry for Reddit spacing, it just makes it easier to read for mobile users (like me)

No. No matter how good he may be for president, there are WAY too many religious zealot homophobes for him to win.

By delaying the results, Bernie misses out on all the good press before primaries.
Iowa's not that important when it comes to delegate counts. It's more about the press/headlines you get.

Plus side, the DNC CANNOT fake the numbers (Bernie's team took photo evidence of the official voter counts in each individual district/precinct, COUNTS FOR EACH PRECINCT WERE PROJECTED IN SCREENS). If the DNC tried to the numbers, they'd be sued for fraud (and lose).

This is a hit to Bernie, but it's far from the end. The only way to beat him is to literally kill him, but if he dies EVERYONE (including the media) will speculate nefarious activity/play.

Even after the heart attack? Feel like itd be pretty easy to play off his death

>The only way to beat Bernie is to literally kill him
Mfw.

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is he going to legalize marijuana?

Not with his stint. Another heart attack next to impossible. His arteries are stronger than yours or mine now

Yup. Possibly expunge records for weed offenses, and release prisoners on non-violent weed crimes (dealers who didn't have guns, aka, old white hippes who've been in prison for 40 years for getting caught w/ a couple joints in 1960s Nevada)

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There is literally no fucking way mayo pete will win. He blew his entire fucking finance wad on Iowa, a state packed to the gills with his target audience (white "lets get back to normal" neolib boomers) and he still didn't win the majority votes, and probably wont win the majority delegates. NH will fucking ruin his chances, as bern got over 60% delegates there in 2016 against HillDog, who was white americas fucking saint at the time. The only real threat is if there isn't a majority delegates by the end of the primarys and it goes to second voting with superdelegates, in which case Bloomberg will just fucking spend his way into the nom, and we get to see two fucking NY fossils duke it out to see who can suck off the billionaires the hardest.

Fuck. Never doubt idiots on Cred Forums's ability to not know anything about the country they live in. He is at best tied for delagtes in the only state he dumped money into. The next states have him at none existent ratios. Iowa was the only state who knew who rat boy even was, where as Bernie BTFO of everyone else. Jesus, read a fucking book.