REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY

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No I won't.

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kek

One can only hope

Hopefully. There’s a girl I’m planning to ask out but I’m real nervous. I plan to ask her on a date next week, so I don’t think I’ll be in time for Valentines Day but I can hope.

newfag

iight

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n

Cheers fam

Dude, if aint she, then no one

Fucking bet

1.5 billion says sanders will win 2020. ban my ip for life and you get a deal.

-the devil

epic

Bet

Epic

i dont think theres a single person for me and i question how long i have before i just off myself

wanna bet on that

ok ez

thanks user

Please don't let this be a lie user.

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Bet

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i’ll try

(:

Chalice filled of my cum

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K

need the luck

ok

One last chance

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I want

test

Ight

hmmm

Pls no

Sure buddy

Damn

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i wish. i really miss her.

I sure hope.

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I wish

i have $10 billion dollars for the sanders nomination.

We'll see

No thanks

I guess I can try this

Ain't gonna happen

Hopefully she likes snuff

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Uh what's the picture? i'm more worried about that!

Please.

Fucking noob. You don’t cut towards yourself

i believe

Pls Cred Forums bless me with your magic

one day

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I hope so

here goes nothing

Thank you user, hope you'll get one to.

I mean why not

No thanks, I hate women

doubt it

nice

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Okay wow thanks that's just great

so all I have to do is post a reply and I get a girlfriend before Valentine's Day?

Alright sweet well here it is.

The universe is going to make this happen. I have have to do is pay attention.

You are the best Op. If you reply to my post you too will have a Girlfriend before Valentine's day

Cant risk it

I’m John Wayne

hope shes called antonia

can i have it instead?

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Bet

Here’s tits though

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sounds epic may the chaos majicke work

cut towards your chum, not your thumb

If she's not my ex, Sabrina, I don't want her back.

Hidee hooo

Thank you, OP, you beautiful bastard.

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:(

ok

=/

I haven't had Valentine's in over ten years and I'm not about to start having one.

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Doubt [x]

i already have a girl friend haha normies

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Fuck it why not

Can't hurt right?

ty

Joke's on you I'm too autistic to land a girlfriend

Perhaps

I hope this works

>not even dubs
Thanks for the good vibes though

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Ooh boy. I'm gonna snort coke off her ass like in the Rom coms.

fuck it

user can dream

I need a big titty girl for Valentine's day. Please make it so.

Here's hoping

Nice quads dude. Checked.

Maybe we get back together...

please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She's sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won't secretly think I'm a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the lovel put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I'll change everything about me if that's what it takes. Please, I just can't take the loneliness anymore.

You better not be lieing to me user

Okay

i hope its my crush. God speed anons

Nice!

Ok

k

GF pl0x

ok i

Eh

K

lol what a fucking loser

Plz

(X) Doubt.

Eh, can't hurt...

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Cool

You counterjynxed it. I’ll have yours. Thx.

For the first time in my life, I'm actually focusing on working and not being distracted by thots.
Is this the trick to finally getting a gf? Not giving a fuck?

P-Please?

May as well.

bet

pls gib any form of interaction not on da interwebzzzzzz

No harm in trying

ight

Only if i get dubs

It hurts

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Rolling for dubs to make it happen ahaha

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checked
based
redpilled

roll

Brimson

Bruh plz

too bad you are the devil

Quads

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...

I hope so

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Please

TRIPS

HAS TO HAPPEN

I don't see how that's possible

sure why not

ha ha ha, faggots.
maRried with twO kids.
liviNg the lifE; yeP living the LiFe...

Sup

A satanic gf maybe

Please

ok

Fake and gay but why not

PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORKPLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK

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I’m not ready

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I mean. I'll take any chance I can get.

God I wish

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no i wont. im resigned to whores and drugs to soften the loneliness at this point user.

Bet

I have a live in but I want a new one can B do that?

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It would take a literal miracle or a blind girl.

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:)

please let me get what i want

Bitch

K

very unlikely but ill do it anyway

Plz be true

k

sweet

Yessir

Yup

No

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If she's fat, we aint friends anymore

:)

Smells like some like bullshit to me

I hope man, I really hope

Desperation intensifies

yes please

thank you very much user

My cock stinks bitch

Cuck

I’ll do anything at this point

Praise user

Eyyyy fuck it

Sure bud

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah right

Bet

YES YES YES YES PLEASE

please god let me meet her

What harm can optimism do

I am unfortunately desperate enough at this point

Yes. With no effort please.

what do I got to lose?

God Bless You

Have one but replying for a friend

I believe in u bud

If someone doesn't fall inlove with me OP is a faggot

what hapen to girl

I guess you're fucked then
OP is always a fag

ITT
Weak men who cannot exist self sufficiently and require a fem in order to function as a complete human being.

Get on my level faggots. I hate all of humanity equally. I could live without them

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One can only hope...

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>what harm?
Build false hope and make the crushing reality of your lonely miserable existence that much more unbearable.
The sooner you accept your fate, the more comfortable you will be with it.

Or one could accept the inevitable and stop being retarded

K.
Have a picture in return.

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Hey alright fag

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yea booo

Highly doupt it

No

:(

bump

Ok

Ok

h

One can only hope.

:)

xD

My heart is broken, fren.

buying gf

Don't cut yourself on that edge

lets try it

Could not get worse

Bet

penis

I have one

Bet

lol

:)

Nice!

Thanks user

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:D

Ooo

Ok user

Cant hurt

Let's see what happens

Fuck it. I'm so lonely at the moment, I'm willing to try anything.

might as well

Here's hoping

Fuck it

Fuck you user

Bet

Maybe if magic really does exist

challenge accepted

thanks user

Let's see

thanks friend

magic??

we'll see about that

Herroooo

thanks man

Gib gf.

i have a girl i've been dating for around a month. she refuses to have any type of sexual behavior whatsoever. whenever i go to her dorm all she wants to do is make out. blue balls the fuck out of me

does this mean i can get some head finally

Bet

I want to exclusively have op pic, but a gf in general would be nice

Nigger faggot.

lol

op never delivers, because faggots cant deliver

why not?

we'll see

Only if dubs

X

pfftttttt, even with quads its still basically not possible

Ty

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Taking advantage of my crippling lonliness.

Good job, OP

dont think so

I wish...

Wtf am i doing with my life

knock on wood so that it doesn't happen

i dont really want one though

a guy can dream

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aight

Work your magic

Doubt it but want it

Before I get a gf I'll need to become a wagecuck lol

if my post ends in 777 trips you will all have a girlfriend before the 17th of feb

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Thanks user

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WE all know thats not true

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.

gf pls

give

Does she loli or do I even get to choose ?

ok

I believe

sure

Pls

just want my ex back

...

One can hope

let's try this

this one please, she's been mai waifu for long enough.

yea right like that is ever gonna happen

This shit never works... hold on guys. Someones at the door.

What if I already have one?
... will she become my wife?

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:)

Holy shit! It worked! Thanks OP!

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BASED OP THANK YOU

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Yeet

Thanks user

I would like that.

Im gay

:)

k

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Worth a try

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