The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
>you must spend the next 18 months in a specially constructed underground bunker with 20 anons until the surface is habitable again
>you're allowed one and only one movie to bring into the bunker
choose wisely, Cred Forums. you'll have to watch it every day for 18 months.

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If the sun so much as moves a foot closer we're going to start cooking. No "bunker" of any kind will save you when the temperature rises.

Your thread is retarded, just like you.

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ill take yihad hymn as a movie

The Divide, that'll cheer everyone up.

Sun collides with earth
Surface becomes habitable again
20 anons but no imagination so stuck watchin the same shitty movie, every day no less

Riiiiight... shit thread.

Why didn't you run fiber to the bunker user?

Also why do I have to keep watching the movie everyday?

And why can't we share movies?

And what fucking format is the movie supposed to be in, Blu-Ray? DVD? VHS? MP4?

Also I'm going to rape your wife like on the very first day.

If it were any other apocalyptic event that didn't have anything to do with the sun or an ungodly amount of radiation, I would have an answer but the sun moving towards the Earth means that all life on a macro and micro scale will be charred a million times over. Hiding in a bunker will be the equivalent of being in the world's hottest oven. Might as well not bother, either kys, die in the riots, or stay outside and wait for it. Those are the choices.

>you'll have to watch it every day for 18 months
False, I'll have to watch 20 other anons watch it for 18 months. And with that in mind, the teletubbies movie.
I can see it now. First, confusion, then disgust, slowly turning into hatred, and then acceptance as the realize "it isn't that bad"

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ulysses cut

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You know we move several million miles to and from the sun as we orbit it, right? Earth’s orbit is not a perfect circle

>If the sun so much as moves a foot closer we're going to start cooking

no

Id kill myself on the spot if i saw someone who owns waterworld

the earth is a circle and the sun is a circle. As the sun goes around it travels in a circle because both objects are circles.

>sun has fallen out of orbit
Orbit around fucking what, OPs faggotry?

How did it "fall" out of orbit?

Sun... out of orbit?
Collision course... with earth?
Survive?

Uh... You are aware of the heliocentric model of our solar system? The notion that the Earth revolves around the Sun has been proposed as early as the 3rd century BC by Aristarchus of Samos... Ithough it was not until the 16th century, Nicolaus Copernicus cemented that fact for most of the world.

The sun is the thing we orbit around.
Also, earth goes "fft" like a bug on a skillet if we get too close.

Even in Flatland this is faulty logic

Oh boy

hey user, can you explain why we have seasons? I've always understood that northern hemisphere has summer when it is closer to sun assuming we orbit in a perfect circle but as you correctly say, we shift several million miles as the orbit isn't actually a perfect circle, so why do we have seasons? why then, if, at some stage during our orbit when we are closer to the sun dont we all just roast, bottom hemisphere and top. i've never understood this...

That's the point.

it's because in summer the sun is closer to earth and in winter the sun is farther away. It's the same reason that Mars is colder than us

We don't go far enough away to freeze, we don't come close enough to burn.
Don't be a total idiot.

>gee bill two baits

Two for the price of one!

Its summer in the southern hemisphere while winter in the northern right now. Our seasons are due to the wobble in earths rotation.

Everybody knows.
Don't be daft, user.

100% wrong. In the Northern Hemisphere it's summer when the tilt of the earth puts more of the northern hemisphere in direct sunlight for a greater part of the day (we're actually farther from the sun than in winter). In winter, we're closer but the southern hemisphere gets more sunlight. This thread is full of idiots.

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>the Sun
>Orbit
Are you fucking braindead?

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Well, technically it does orbit the centre of our galaxy.
Though that's not what OP meant... he meant to say something obviously stupid so the thread would come alive with irate comments.

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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth

The sun does not orbit the earth.

>you must spend the next 18 months in a specially constructed underground bunker with 20 anons until the surface is habitable again

You would need at least 36 people with a wide genetic diversity for the human race to not kill itself by incest.

>you're allowed one and only one movie to bring into the bunker

Fuck movies, bring survival books.

lol it's the other way round, you utter amerilard mongoloid, god your education is really shit

Even larping this is retarded

Deathgasm

>Movie
Groundhog Day, obviously.