REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY

Amen, Cred Forumsro

Thanks Lori

remember that instead of typing in this thread, work on yourself and get yourself out of your room

Only interested if she's the girl

no

hahahahah look at all the stupid virgins replying to this thread hahahahhaa

pathetic
any info on when she arrives btw?

she cute

Why you gotta lie to us :/

please

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k

...

I already do

Ok u promised lol

ight

ok

May as well

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What if you're gay?

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i don't believe you.

uhmm, chances are slim.. but ill roll the dice !

plz

wish granted

Idk why people lie anonymously

If only, but what's there to lose

Ehh sure

roll

Pic related is the girlfriend we will get

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Okay.

Couldn't hurt, I suppose

Thanks.

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Sure why not

please

I dont think so

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I don't think that's true

sure ill take it

I'd like to see you try, Cred Forums autism magic

sike! i got a wife, bitch

don't do it, don't gime hope

but i want a bf...

Haha....

Can only go up from here

There is someone I'm interested in, why not

Fucked a chance I had up, hopefully this one helps

ok

Let's try

not with that attitude

Waiting eagerly.

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Let's see if it works

Not with my luck

Help me

replying

ok

:_/

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sure

Eat fresh nigga

ok

Ok

pls

Yeet

taking every chance i got

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as long as I get something for valentines day!

yeet

please God I'm so depressed

You sure, faggot?

Fuck

.

Doubt it

That nigga is up to something

please god

Yis

Please

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What's a Valentine's day?

roll

Yeah sure, unless i have digits i won't get o ne

Pls

Oh okey

Let's step out of the lurk for a sec I guess.

imagine believing in those

If only mate, if only

Literally impossible I don't know women

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meh

it'd be nice

Posting for the yups

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if this doesnt happen youll have bad luck for the rest of your life

so alone yeeet

Not happening with me, but whatever.

Already got one.

Posting to keep her.

Surprise me.

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Dorime

muhaha

End me

K

I'm not sure I would be able to handle that.
It would be hard.

Yey

k

Please do

K

I won't be alive by then

Here’s hoping

I want to watch the sonic movie with my new gf

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fuck it I'll try it.

Why

>116699
Did i win?

let's see

booyah

hope so

I'm so desesperate

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i dont believe it

If only

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If you only knew how bad things are.

ok

bollocks

Worth it, thank you user

Why not

How bout a fucktoy instead?

cool

but girls arent real there a conspiracy spread by the goverment to keep men wage slaving and paying taxea in hopes of one day getting one

Girlschase.com

Shilling pickup site that got me laid more times than I've ever imagined. You only get five free articles per month, so I suggest starting with the "How to get a girlfriend" article.
Godspeed anons
>Katniss Unrelated

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what if I just want to fuck some tight puss?

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Hope I meet her soon

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Here’s to hope

Who knows

imagine

i hope she will eventually het over that sad state

Please

Don't let me down

quads and im forever alone

No way

brave of you to assume so nigger..

what happen to her?

doubt

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let's try this

I try

Not with this attitude

shite

replying

pls pls pls

please

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:)

leggo

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>Boobs
Bruh

ight

oooh pretty eyes im in love

seems unlikely but try to surprise me

No I won't

please

I guess it doesn't hurt to try, eh lads?

rebecca h r

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Lmao roll

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Good luck boys

I serously doubt it, fuckknuckles

Doubt

yes please

If I already have a girlfriend will she be hotter?

ok

Bet

doubt

Doubtful

Now what?

I don't need a girlfriend, for I have my inner self

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Stop spamming this image every day of your pitiful non-life you low IQ friendless social reject.

[x] doubt

Eh

GIVE ME THE PUSSY PLSSS

i already have a gf :)

PRAY FOR ME BOYS, IMMA GET A PAWG BY VALENTINES

It won’t work sadly.

Yes one big tiddy goth gf please

I dont care

cool

i hate niggers.

If it doesn't happen I'm tracking you down, OP.

Well these sort of things never get my mother killed in her sleep when I don't post, but I will roll for the chance of having companionship.

Won't happen but here:
Roll

I need a cute trap gf

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Here goes nothing

Pls not another year of loneliness and accepting my prime years are fading away

...

Here's to not being a sad lonely sack of shite again this year...

Narf!

Just broke up with mine a week ago, might as well and try

I hope it's either M or C

Okay!

Thw Tik tok girl who did the hit or miss video

Please God let it be so

I knew it

Did I win?

heres hoping

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Only replying because I'm hoping to have my fleshlight arrive by the 14th

I probably won't tho

Maybe this time it'll work guys....

Nothing to lose

lmao fake

ok

I don't deserve to be loved.

It's not like I'm l-lonely..BAKA!

I hope I die from bleeding out before then

stfu

No thank you

Kys faggots

We'll see.

Let god welcome you as a friend.

bet

:)

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if the reply or your mother will die posts work this one will too

Rolling

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Oh sure y not

Go

I doubt it

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As much luck as I can get for short hair gf

k

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sure

Okey

i guess it wouldnt hurt haha

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I had one but I fucked it up

>x for doubt

Girl I’m chatting to seems less interested by the day

okay faggot.

ok

Human language can not describe how much i feel like a pathetic sack of shit for this and i dont expect anything but hey, fuck my life i dont even deserve a gf. I fucking hate myself so much

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please.

If dubs she is a tranny

I came here to brag about already having a girlfriend because up until 2 years ago I was always in these threads and came to assume I'd be forever alone.

Here you are OP. A piece of atention for you.

God damn it!

Retard alert

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Trips are a loli tranny, watch out for the FBI.

Pog

let’s go babie

is gf good for you?

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sURE

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WHY NOT

Hope to.

I wish

Doubt it.

Doubt ):

Bet

Why not

tbh I could have one right now but why would I want to be perpetually broke and constantly annoyed?

lol fuck you guys you guys don't even come up with memes anymore Cred Forums is dead fags it's all just bots and shills now

BRUH PLS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

u gay

Im this fucking desperate

Ok why not

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OK

may god hear u

Gib cute petite goth gf

I'll buy her roses!!

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Ok cool

yes pls

:)

Let's see

it would be valid if this came true

pls

Ok

Yeah shure

I wish!

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Worth the try

N

allrighty then

7737104849

Will she comes with a big iron?

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won't happen.

yeah i'll beat the ever-loving shit out of her

clever bait

Gay

ok

Bump

Gonna get it

im lonely

fuck yes

This will surely work

Wrong

Worth a shot

Sure doesn’t hurt me either way.

...

Nope

Please I need a crumb of pussy user. Thanks pal

I doubt it

wont hurt

well the worst it can do is take 15 seconds from my life

Not gonna pass up a little luck

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I don't deserve, but why not

I took the bait.

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ok

roll

Plz

Fuck it, roll

BAIT

Rolling for the camera girl I work with at church

roll

Let's hope it works