ITT: we create a greentext story together
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>be me
>mom enters room
ITT: we create a greentext story together
Justin Clark
Juan Cox
>watching hentai
>mom joins
Brody Baker
>"wtf mom, get out!"
>mom looks at me
Thomas Sullivan
>mom poops on me
>uhoh.jpg
John Nguyen
>Hitler enters room
>enter Hitler
Luke Kelly
>Hitler say "I was sent forwards in time to stop this shit"
>He shoots both of them in the head and enters a portal
Gavin James
>Have threesome with Hitler and Mom.
>Nut.sfw
Brandon Morgan
>nut on Hitler
>tfw realize Im gay
David Campbell
>mom pregnant from threesome
>isitmineorhitlers.jpg
Jonathan Campbell
>wake up
>realise my life is a failure,but as soon as it came to my mind i glanced at this book covered in dust on the top of the shelf and its called "holy bible", i was so touched after reading it i decided that no more fapping or porn, Cred Forums.My life turned out the better, i have no dreams about hitler or mom poopin and having sex with me, i have a son and a beautyful wife.I go to church every weekend and i feel like i've finally became a man.
Cameron Gray
>realize my religion is a lie and ive never known the truth
>join esoteric secret society to find more answers
Colton Jenkins
>Rise through the ranks of secret society and become the leader.
>Turn secret society into cult based around me and fuck members wives.
Tyler Cooper
>since i was susceptible to reality evasive, causality negating, blind, duty-bound and whimsical group-think (i.e religion) and lacked independent judgement, I completely lost what little self-esteem I had had and began slitting my wrists
Asher Wright
>members wives all get pregnant
>hitlers child has 48 half siblings
Matthew Thompson
>Wait, only 49?
>With only that many illegitimate children I still look like a beta male cuck when compared to Tyrone.
Christian Martin
>i decide to use Hitler's time travel technology to go back to when I was a child
>rape self
Juan Evans
>new childhood trauma leaves me unable to have hitler threesome later in life
>entire plot twists right before my eyes
Ryder Diaz
>go back to the future
>become super saiyan
Ryan Thompson
>become super horny
>fuckmode.jpg
Noah Thomas
>invent a time machine to go back into threesome with my mom and Hitler
>Timeloop.wmv
Ian Richardson
>mom rips mas off
>fucking Bill Murray
Carson Morris
>open the door, get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur