YLYL?
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YLYL?
Brandon Foster
YLYL?
Zachary Nguyen
Oliver Richardson
Owen Sullivan
Juan Johnson
Jacob Hughes
Juan Morris
>Picture on left shows all Germans
>Picture on left all Americans
Oliver Phillips
Colton Thomas
Kek
Levi Fisher
Mason Peterson
Jaxson Rodriguez
Cameron Collins
Samefag asf
Lucas Walker
Hunter Martin
Connor Peterson
Anthony Perez
Evan Thompson
Oliver Scott
Julian Adams
Gavin Wilson
Kevin Baker
Luke Turner
>Emperor's Seat
Fucking WH
Liam Thomas
Angel Flores
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Henry Perez
Joshua Price
Isaiah Ward
Kayden Bell
Michael Hernandez
John Peterson
Owen Phillips
Jaxon Richardson
Connor Garcia
Jose Roberts
Levi Carter
Hudson Garcia
Anthony Moore
>Be me
>Paraplegic after car accident
>Have a solid job in IT
>Sick and tired of jerking it and feeling sorry for myself
>go on dating website for disabled people
>make my profile, I’m a decent looking guy, 6/10
>wait a couple months and sift through profiles of fat chicks
>find smoking hot 10/10 bombshell veteran
>lost her arms from the shoulders down and legs below the knee from an IUD
>message her and eventually hear back
>she’s a huge computer nerd but can’t play much because no hands, now watches anime
>we decide to meet up at a local restaurant for dinner
>she walks in, tight as fuck sweater with jeans and shes got back muscles for days
>prosthetics are insanely high tech and she has them decked out in crazy colors and metal
>she says she’s always been into wearing them with pride instead of trying to blend in
>kindahot.png
>we get talking about small stuff, hobbies, jobs, interests, etc.
> waiter comes up and it’s some chad douche who keeps eyeing this girl
>I don’t blame him but ive got shit self>esteem so fuck him
> food comes out after a solid hour of conversation
> I got spaghetti because I kept joking about spilling mine because of how great she looked
> she got a burger but it was smothered in a sauce she didn’t like
>call over chad and ask if we can get a new burger without sauce
> doesn’t even ask the chef, just says “sorry sir the kitchen says that was the last burger” with a shiteating grin
Dominic Price
>didn’t want to start a confrontation with the guy because it’s the first date
>didn’t want to wait anymore so we just swapped
>girl was super gracious about it and it seemed chad’s plan to fuck my night backfired and he looked shaken
>finish our food and we get some icecream afterwards
>she asks if she can wheel my chair and I let her
>got this half>cyborg ripped chick pushing me around and I accept this as an ok future
>starts joking that shes my mom rolling her toddler around
>super emasculating but I don’t say anything
>she looks at the shop menu and gets us two basic chocolates because I got dinner
> she snickers at the menu and looks over to me “I didn’t know crustacean>era plesiosaurs served ice cream” while pointing out the small price
>$3.50
>have a solid kek and am getting nervously optimistic because this girl is witty, smart, a fucking degenerate internet troll, fun, and actually likes me
>fucking nervous that this is a setup
> finish ice cream and she asks if I want to see her gaming rig since her apartment is three blocks away
>possiblygettinglaid.boner
>go inside and it’s a typical girly place, candles, plants and shit
> solid setup, dual monitor, razer everything, kinda normie
> she says shes going to change real quick and will be back
>comes back with two more prosthetics
>pulls off her fucking arm while walking over to me and puts in on my lap
>“hey user can you hold this real quick while I put the other on?”
> kind of shocked how fucking heavy it is
>she puts on a lightweight prosthetic and does the same with the other arm
>I help put these massive hunks of art on the couch next to us
> apparently those are her “fancy arms” when she goes out and such
>start talking about more personal stuff and
Matthew Nelson
> “how our injuries were for the best since we met each other”
>talking about how I was in a car accident, how it affected me and shit
>she does the same, literal fucking warhero
>gets a ton of anxiety when physically stressed, panic attacks, pukes, cries, etc
>things start getting emotional and I hug her in comfort
>she hugs me back and eventually we kiss
>getting hot and heavy and she asks awkwardly if I still have sensation “down there”
>goddamn right I do
>she pulls out my cock, prosthetic feels cold and weird
>sits on my dick reverse cowgirl
>stars slow, our combine weight makes the prosthetics next to me dig into my side but don’t say anything
>put my hands on her waist and pull myself in and out of her getting really into it
>eventually hands start slipping from our sweat
>arms slowly trapping me but idgaf having sex
>turns around and start doing squats over me on the couch
>do this for like 10 minutes and her legs start to shake
>she falls over crying, pukes on herself
>through tears explaining that when she orgasms the extra adrenaline triggers her anxiety
>explain it’s ok and if there is anything I can do to help
>she says its ok and grabs some napkins from the coffee table
>turns around and looks at me pinned on the couch by her prosthetics
>she tries to stand up to help but her legs keep shaking
>cant move the arms either because my palms are sweating
>her knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on her sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
Jaxon Phillips
its not moms spaghetti though, its some dinners shitty spaget, It doesnt work. reddit tier garbage, paraplegic people are disgusting.
Sebastian Wright
>starts joking that shes my mom rolling her toddler around
you're...retarded arent you?
Carter Gutierrez
Well Germany was always greater than USA
Isaac White
But that would imply that she made the spaghetti. Are you retarded? Only retarded people would actively go out of their way to share this trash.