You have 10 SECONDS to name a better fast food restaurant than Five Guys

Smoke meth~~~~Disregard food

literally came to say this

True story: once I was walking back to Panera where I was a manager from 5 guys. Got a double cheese burger and fries. Walked in Panera Sat at a table to eat my lunch. Bag was emptry. Fries oil broke the bag good was probably being eaten by a homeless. :/

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What a dumb nigger

Are these pieces of shit advertising here again? Fuck 5 guys

Runza is the best

Arby's

Chick-fil-A

I mean they're alright but I could eat at Hardee's three times for the price of eating at 5 Guys once, and Hardee's is almost as good.

Six guys

shake shack #1

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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>loud annoying music
>uncomfortable chairs
>tacky unattractive decor and colours
>stupid shit on the walls
>stinks of grease

It’s like they purposely don’t want you to be there.

McDonalds

5 guys = shit, anything else is better. That bag of nasty ass fries can fuck off too.

for some reason I always read this pasta in it's entirety.. it never fails to make me laugh, feel oddly comfy and silly and smile. What a great pasta, please post it again, soon!

Canes or whataburger

Ichiban

You probably have experience with six guys you unfunny, unoriginal faggot

The sixth guy was fired for ordering too many peanuts

This. Jack in the Box is way better than every other fast food restaurant.

In-N-Out

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5 Guys always gives me a stomach-ache. Stopped going years ago.

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Smashburger

YUT

Maybe you got a peanut allergy?

For me? Long John silvers.

Mom used to take me there when dad was deployed. Really liked their batter recepie.

Also, Panda Express has always been one of my favorites. I used to eat there too much, but now I'm back down to once every few months, which is a lot more reasonable.

Guy who said in-n-out, way to go.

white castle

Moving from the east coast to the west, y'all really put way too much hype into that regular ass burger.

Top Notch, faggot

Shake Shack

BurgerIM

I went to Long John Silvers about 10 years ago. Explosive diarrhea for 3 days

what items at sheetz dont just taste like a block of fried salt?

/this

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I want to try 5 guys again, and I usually go to in n out since it's close by. Great burger but I also want a proper greasy burger soon.

Culvers

Cookout

>burgerIM
>overpriced and mediocre
>israeli owned
>burgers for the goyIM

Also, what should I order? I haven't been to 5 guys in many many years.

i share your sentiments and love you both xo

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All of them? Yours must suck. Try the Mac and Cheese and a burrito. They're Philly isn't half bad either. Not to mention froyo...

alright fatty, youll eat anything. post hand or confirmed lard