Walked outside my neighborhood with a baseball bat for the third time in my life, tonight. Felt good to be the predator for the third time in my life. I passed a guy while smiling at him, he immediately avoided eye contact with me once I looked at him just as I was about to pass him.
Felt good being the Chad for about half an hour. I'd totally do it again. I might be a virgin, but at least my steel pipe is always gonna be longer than any of your guys' dicks, and I can shove it up any girl's cunt that I want after knocking her the fuck out.
Nice minivan, does your mom know you talk like this on the internet?
Bentley Clark
I need mass to swing harder. Besides, the guy with the bat makes the rules, so I can be fat as a whale, as long as I've a bat, I will always win any fight.
It's not a minivan, you nobats faggot.
Benjamin Hughes
Back seat, buckle up!
Angel Nelson
Don’t bring a bat to a gun fight
Luke Kelly
pretty sure that's a van m8
Christian Reed
Yeah right until some dude walks up and mag dumbs a 9mm in ur fat ass . Shit even I could shive you
Yeah dude because you know everything and would just bash some guys head in walking twords ur general direction. You wouldn't even see it coming . But nice bait thread fat fuck ;)
you're right op what were we thinking, you're obviously a dumb larping faggot
Joshua Jackson
I was hoping the guy I passed lurked here but apparently that's not the case. He seemed like one of those turbo chads. He said nothing to me, if he was tough he'd shoulder bump me or insult me but he said nothing, hahahahaha.
you may win this round lardo but the moment you put down the club sandwich Ill sneak up behind you and open up your fucking jugular like a zipper and watch the butter hit the floor
What a retard, you're just putting yourself in retarded positions where you don't stand to gain what you can lose. The lack of common combat makes these behaviours too common. Good one fuckwit,
Anthony Johnson
Yeah bro im still smiling . You should know then that a real street fight is nothing you could imagine . I didn't learn any martial arts . Almost gotrobbed by 3 guys in a small street between two buildings . 1 is dead another in coma other guy on probation . You never know how shit will turn out . And I wouldn't even call myself a fighter
Walking down the street with a bat that's what kid in tee ball do come knock on my door I'll meet ya there with the 12ga and some buckshot fucktard
Jack Smith
What are you going to use to try to open my jugulars? Some cheap stainless steel blade? Ha, I'll grab the blade and fucking shatter it in my grip, then I'll turn around and throw the broken steel shards into your face at high speed like I'm firing at you with a shotgun.
People fucking treat me like shit on a daily basis, they stare me down and fucking get in my way all the time, they should be glad I didn't crack anyone's skull open because I damn well had the right to, being mocked by society.
You got robbed. You killed and hospitalized people who are twig thin and have no power to their blows, sit the fuck down faggot, how many martial arts enthusiasts have you sparred full contact? How many tournaments have you won? How many katas can you do off of the top of your head? Do you even parry? What's your favourite stance? real street fights yield nothing to brag about.
I'm pretty sure I already have. You'd get a bat flying directly at you tomahawk style the second I saw you draw, so you'd better learn to draw fast, and soon, because I'm coming for you.
Alexander Lee
I went outside with it though, despite any consequences I went outside and nobody did shit to me, 3 times too. What the fuck have you done, you pansy ass bitch?
Ryder Stewart
You get treated like shit, because you look like shit and act like shit.
Ayden Baker
No, I literally do nothing in public and people stare at me with angry looks all the time, and walk towards me so I have to get out of their way or we'll collide, everyone always fucking tries to start shit with me, again, I'm getting so pissed off from all the disrespect that I get on a daily basis that at this point, anyone of you mother fuckers could have a liter firing squad in front of me and I'd still charge you, until I have more led inside me than blood, I'd fucking charge you after being pumped with more rounds than you could count.
Oliver Barnes
>Canadian flag does not check out.
Angel Turner
Aaaah gotcha. You are a ugly tranny in Canada.
Now your story checks out. This guy got you right.
Jayden Perez
You have no reason to be respected so you're taking the avenue of being feared. Adding to the reasons that you're not worth anyone's respect. It's all a flow on from your escapism and lack of will. You try to sound like a battler but everything about you is a comfort zone and quitter behaviour. Also, I'd fuck you up in a fight. Have you tried focusing on the behaviors of people that do garner respect?
Anthony Ortiz
Literally all we would have to do is pop you in the head and you hit the ground like the sack of shit you are
Adrian Robinson
Reported to csis loser.
Cooper Jenkins
I doubt you could fuck me up in a fight, I doubt anyone here could touch me in a fight, I've given seasoned sensais runs for their money in various dojos and emerged unscathed. Yeah, I wasn't respected so I'll be feared, but I ain't gonna be a coward, not like any of you.
I'm going to walk around a random neighborhood with my bat tomorrow again.
Wouldn't that be all I would have to do to you? C'mon man, you know how much force a bat like mine can exert? I guess you'll find out soon.
Anthony Gonzalez
>Not carrying a set of katanas instead Even for a virgin standard, you're such a failure.
Grayson Clark
CSIS doesn't even care about their own fucking cops, do you really think they'll do something in this scenario? And even if they do, I can just go innawoods.
>getting nigger blood on yourself from excessive lacerations It's like you want an infection.
David Sullivan
Add a selfmade shiv, mate. You'll feel even better
Na mate one of the was a bit smaller then me the other two taller and stronger . Thesma guy had a 36. Or 38. In his hand the other two a baton and knife .okay they where coked out of their mind .none like I said I'm not into that stuff . Been pushing dope since I was a kid thats a way tougher school . Isn't that the reason you learn martial arts in the first place to defend yourself in these types of situations ? Im not a killer or big guy or something just some dude that knows how to fight on the street and thats it . And if I may add this you seem to be an insufferable cunt be a little nicer and society will be ah-okay. And just so u know im more on the skinny side Enjoy my gf's ass
This troll lacks subtlety. But at least you're committed. 5/10. Average ain't bad user.
Jayden Williams
You fucking fool. A 9mm can easily kill someone, and even if it doesn't they have a nasty habit up traveling up bone. I bet if you got shot witha fucking bb gun you would be on the ground crying and vomiting in pain.
Ryan Price
Whatever, you're still a pussy, you didn't do a damn thing but hold the bat while you jerked off in you mom's panties faggot
Levi Adams
The fact that you use the term 'sensais' immediately makes me double down on the notion that I'd use you like a fleshlight. 5 years MMA, 6 BJJ, 3 Muay Thai and security manager for 4 years. If you need a bat to feel intimidating I can already tell you're a loser of the saddest kind. You're a coward if you need a bat and you find earning respect and bettering yourself too difficult so you do all this. What is the end goal of this pursuit? I assume it's a leisurely activity because you can't get any better at it.
That's where mommies revolving door boyfriends sit.
Lincoln Kelly
OP is either making a really odd troll thread and/or is super autistic.
Charles Garcia
Fatty mcfatfat got the bat bat cus he dont got a six pack
Jaxson Russell
Try to swallow it whole, faggit.
Samuel Garcia
You are a cum slurping dick chewing faggot.
Jack Nelson
I hope someone caps your worthless ass.
Lucas Perry
so hardcore, better be careful you don't get arrested for being such a bad ass.
Ian Hernandez
That's a softball bat.
Hunter Reyes
>only 3 years of Muay Thai and a whole 6 wasted to faggot shit You'd LOOK like a flashlight after I was done with you, I had the hardest elbows and roundhouse in all of my classes, they nicknamed me "thunder" because my blows against the training dummies created a thunderous roar within the room, I could snap you in half like a fucking deck chair with one roundhouse to the hip, I've already done so to a few steel sign posts with my rock hard shins, you'd be nothing to me, I only use a bat for the reach.
You dope fiend whore, I don't even have to refute your arguments to tell you I'd blow you to smithereens, you're a crack addict, I hunt people like you.
Ethan Sanchez
Yeah, feels good right up until you meet some nervous ccw spaz who mag dumps into your chest the moment you make eye contact.
>I need mass to swing harder No, you need mass to create gravity you fat fuck. You need momentum to swing a bat harder.
Also, pics or it didn't happen.
Austin Cruz
>you can't throw bats >you can't sprint >you can't hide a bat Try harder faggot.
Ryder Bell
Let's not kid ourselves, this trap could whip the shit out of OP
Dominic Butler
Heh, dumb bitch women don't know how to assemble things. That "State of the Union" was bullshit though. What a loud faggot.
Jack Stewart
Why are you in the backseat though?
Christopher Martin
It's where he dropped his tendies bro.
Nicholas Martinez
You dont because you have shit all to tell. On the Internet you can behelp everything, but even here ur just a cunt Never touched meth in my life my Gf doesn't even domore drugs and has a masters degree in economics same as me you lazy shmok. Hunt people like me fuck sad to disappoint Im actually a real decent guy plus ur not getting in the gated community ,kek. Stay mad Hillary 2020
Ryder White
>pics or it didn't happen What's in the OP, you faggot
No, YOU are the one who is embarrassing himself.
Because the folks were driving.
Connor Lewis
RIP Chad Bigdick, died when an obese 14 year-old snuck up on him with a ladies' softball bat
Jayden Watson
So a bunch of meme arts and Muay Thai? HAHAHAHAHAHA WEWLAD I AM LAFFIN' The meme arts are great for discipline and you managed to not even get that. Well done.
Funny to see how people are genuinely anger on the planet. It's an image that has been used before with the same wording, but she shitpost was not so angry as in here. There's a shitstorm brewing in the world right now that is going to be of epic proportions.
Benjamin Gray
The funny part about bats is, if you don't ever practice with it and you whiff, which you probably will, you will be so incredibly fucked. And then, after it's taken away and used to pound you into a bag of pulp, you will then go to jail for aggravated assault. (the other guy can walk away scott-free after using it to protect himself). This is one of the better threads I've seen in a while.
You’re a gross, no neck, big titty having, sweaty fat fuck. Someone should run you over next time but they probably don’t want to fuck up their car. It would be liek hitting a hippo.
Jason Miller
Me too.
Leo Carter
They're not gonna be very memey when you're lying on the ground in a pool of your own blood. Looking at a trail of your own intestines stretching faaaaar far over the horizon.
I've practised plenty with bats. If I whiff it, I spin and strike again with added momentum, if I get it taken away from me I use me thunderous legs to snap the guy in half like a deck chair. mother fucker my kicks are stronger than that of Joe Rogans'.
HEY, that's illegal.
Brandon Evans
>OP complains about being stared at weirdly in public >Thinks lugging a children's baseball bat around giving people creepy stares is a good idea
Golly gee, I wonder why anyone would look askew to you? You sound like you lack the self-awareness to figure even that much out
Robert Diaz
>What's in the OP, you faggot Well right now, I guess it's a giant fucking dick. Because he's a little bitch that won't post a real pic.
Way to sit in the back seat. Mommy taking you to practice ?
Isaac Barnes
>He relies on a woman for self worth
Austin Cooper
>Won't post actual pics >Won't time stamp >Won't tits or GTFO! I think your time here being an attention whore has come to an end.
Xavier Kelly
checkmate
Jaxon Flores
They would, they really would. I've been in more altercations at my uni job than you've had fights. Which karate move taught you disembowelment retard? You feel like you deserve something yet you refuse to earn anything, arrogance meets retardation
Jordan Lopez
this is quality bait I'd even say this beats > Canadian nightcrawlers
better kill me if you ever hit me with that bat faggot
Austin Reyes
It seems like you're trying to exert control over your surroundings because you feel powerless. I feel that way sometimes too. There are much more constructive ways to take control in your own life. I hope you seek out a therapist and look for healthier ways to deal with your frustrations.
Carson Morgan
Spats with union students, lanky, twig thin, little whores, are not altercations, yet you call them as such, that's cute. I may not deserve respect, but I don't deserve disrespect as an alternative, so as a result they'll get suffering.
Then what happens next should surprise you. But everyone in the thread should ask for a pic and I'll send it.
Juan Lee
reminds me of something my dad would say > TOP KEK
Andrew Morris
lol faggot
Angel Roberts
I'll drop the bat and put you in a clinch motherfucker just for that. No one ever escapes my clinches.
Caleb Green
>>attention whoring
Daniel Cruz
LOL
Michael Stewart
>Yeah, if I get caught, people only carry 9mm/.45/.50 and nothing above, and those do nothing even with FMJ.
Shut your Canadian ass up nigga lmaooo you ain't shit
Noah Green
>despite any consequences I went outside and nobody did shit to me Maybe because the majority of people don't want to go around killing other people?
Luis Martinez
op would get fucked by that trap. > he's that gay
Cooper Peterson
You're in for a shock buddy, but you all have to beg me to deliver.
Ayden Price
I want a pic with time stamp u fuck
Jordan Bell
Wrongo you drongo, club security and events in a few dodgy areas that lead to arrests. You try to extrapolate on your own data an not theirs and look stupid. You deserve disrespect
Zachary Nguyen
goddammit alright guys wrap it up lets go home
Alexander Stewart
>waaah, pay attention to me, beg me, tell me I'm special. >> attention whoring
Isaac Thompson
>this thread good stuff op hope you bash more homeless nigger skulls loser
My extrapolation is certainly a whole legion less despondently myopic than your pathetic excuse of a bunch of assumptions, your definition of a "dodgy area" also obviously differs from mine.
My version of a dodgy area would be >hanging corpses >bulky men with machineguns holding the leashes of angry bulky pitbulls >skinny topless bald men covered in tattoos holding machetes and automatic pistols with extended magazines >everyone is wearing garbage bags or human skin
Jacob Taylor
Not enough people are begging me for a pic with a timestamp but I've got it ready. I need a lot more people to ask for a pic with a timestamp.
Dominic Moore
My version of a dodgy area is erupting volcanos and a skeleton army, fucking pussy faggot
Aiden Gomez
Keep it, bitch. I'm jerking off while calling in to a cancer telethon today.
Jack Thompson
I wish you'd hilt my ass.
Thomas Parker
You need a bat to walk suburbs you retard, you don't know dodgy areas. You're literally deranged and don't train nor work in a hostile environment.
Daniel Watson
Okay then my version of a dodgy area would be a burning hellscape with a sea of people impaled on spikes along with giant eldritch horrors which cannot be comprehended in this dimension torturing clusters of souls for eternity as well as a lake of fire hanging from the sky raining constant brimstone and lava downwards. Faggot bitch nigger pansy cock sucking cum eater
Cameron Johnson
I'm 70% body fat, you think I'm scared of your puny 9mm?
David Cox
My version of a dodgy area is just me and shadow the hedgehog fighting eternally for my cum
that really feels like a dad joke other user is right are you a father user?
Xavier Peterson
Holy duck dude these niggas retarded 10/10 thread
Parker Kelly
I agree OP is an idiot, but what is the formula for momentum user? Because me and the rest of the science community have been using P=MV where p is momentum and M is mass and V is velocity... meaning you do need mass to swing harder you mong autist
Oliver Sullivan
They call me slippery Pete. I'll slip out quick and rub my dick on your feet.
Jace Baker
Ooh, hardman. Don't hurt us with your bat hardman. We are very affraid. Such power. Hard. Man. Please keep us informed of your walks with a bat - it's fascinating and very scary. How can I become like you? Is it as simple as buying a bat? Or do I need to be autistic too? Either way I hope to some day be as impressive as you. Hard. Hard. Man.
Austin Bailey
And that's how to write a sacastic poem
Jayden Harris
Now every time I’m in Canada and see a fat little neck beard carrying a ladies softball bat I’m gonna have to kick his ass...... the way you’re acting here is precisely why you deserve disrespect by anyone who comes into contact with your, what we can all assume, fat sweaty ass.
Carter Watson
Good luck bud. Get a running start too, you'll be surprised at how much torque this bat generates.
Kayden Gonzalez
You're a weak faggot who likes karate. How old are you?
Christopher Morgan
7/10 bait. Not bad at all
Liam Mitchell
It doesn't matter. What matters is that I could snap you in half with little to no effort whatsoever.
Ethan Gray
It does matter, I want to make more fun of you, tell me chief. I'd heel hook you in seconds on god chief xx
Lucas Mitchell
Thats not chad fag, its cringe. You only feel powerful imagining attacking random unarmed strangers while armed. Quite sad.
Grayson Phillips
Did i really just read this right? Holy fuck OP has down syndrome
Nolan Gutierrez
>trying to successfully heel hook You'd actually try to heel hook me or anyone? You'd actually try to raise your leg up to an altitude where I can just stomp kick you to the ground, I wouldn't even need a bat for this, the second you raise your leg, I'd launch you backwards and it's game over from there.
Joseph Reed
Why not disarm people with your charming demeanor...
I wouldn't be below you tosspot, i'd blast double, crush your guard, force half, do it from standing.
Jace Ramirez
The only thing you could destroy is a family size serving of ready meals OP.
Justin Lopez
Until someone shoots you and you're on the ground crying for your mother to bring you tendies. Life doesnt have a respawn option.
Jason Jackson
Jesus Christ this is either 10/10 trolling or 11/10 autism. Pure cancer thread
Gavin Gomez
>starting with a blast double Okay buddy, that would be your fatal mistake, because you'd have to charge me and I'd stomp kick you backwards as I stated before, BD also opens you up for a proper knee and I can rupture your neck with a hammer fist, I could also sweep kick you while your legs are bent and you'd lose balance. I'm a kicker bud, you won't get close to me, you'll never get close to me without taking a face full of my shoes.
I have accelerated mitosis, I can recover quickly from everything. Perks of working out and taking supplements.
Jack Hall
>I have accelerated mitosis, I can recover quickly from everything
Kek >be me >out on a jog >eyes staring ahead blankly >not really paying attention >suddenly catch a scent >fucking wreaks >like sweat and hot ass >look to my left >some fat 35yro virgin wearing jeans and greasy tshirt is staring at me from across the road >i stop for a sec, ask if he needs anything >necktard shakily raises a chinese metal bat at me >"f-f-fuuu-fuck off-ff ffffagot, i-i-i could k-ki- kill you" >draw my m&p9 and tell him to go home >he actually pisses himself has he runs away >mfw
I wouldn't have to charge your lumbering ass, stomp kick/oblique kick dies prior to a feint that your anxiety-ridden ass couldn't deal with. I'd drag you down and fuck you
Samuel Jenkins
Chad time is paid time. Dont come wimpering around, who does that except criminals? Dont fuck w that shit. Especially in the night. Fuck off.
Thomas Brooks
That assumption about me being a lumbering giant is what'll kill ya. I'm certainly a giant, but not a lumbering one. Your feints won't work on me, I'll counterfeint and immediately follow up with a solid sweep, or a roundhouse, then I'll repeat until your ribcage is in pieces from one side.
Alexander Thomas
Yeah, dont go out there
Brody Sanchez
You keep outing yourself as someone who doesn't fightt, a counter feint is a bite, so you're retarded. Which sweep? A roundhouse is the worst answer to a takedown heavy opponent. You're an idiot
Landon Hughes
Maybe he isnt autistic? Or he IS scarry autistic like that movie "The accountant"......I am un nerved!
David Thompson
He was nicknamed thunder. Because it's short for Thunder thighs ya fat ass sorry to break it to you.
Kayden Jenkins
Just like it better that way
Nathaniel Cooper
Okay, so maybe I don't know all the martial arts terminology, but I know for sure that you would not be able to counter a roundhouse kick, you say it's the worst answer for your kind, but you don't explain how exactly a devastating blow to your ribs from the side would be a bad idea if you're trying to close distance, also, I'd do a leg sweep. You don't explain anything. I do, who's really the idiot?
Alexander Peterson
Youre just begging for attention at that point. Id really like to explain that part but not w words but the universe has other plans. No time for swinging arms
Elijah Allen
Wow. Seriously what a loser. Just go kill yourself
You won't be explaining any other way than with words. You certainly wouldn't with Joe Rogan if he round housed you.
It's a lot more than what you've done already. Nigger.
Jayden Nguyen
>Even with FMJ Call of duty fag detected.
Owen Nelson
I barely play cod. FMJs are rounds used for penetration as opposed to hollow points retard.
Nathaniel Collins
I already explained the ABC's on raping you, you'd never get toposition and after I attack your turtle and choke you out, I'd use your mouth as my cock holster, you'd do nothing because you know nothing about grappling, all the NCAA chads fucked your crush
Tyler Roberts
>lil white boi story checks out
Hunter Parker
bat yourself***
Landon Allen
That's not what a chad is, retard. A chad doesn't succeed from intimidation, that's a bully, your're confusing the two.
>I can shove it up any girl's cunt that I want after knocking her the fuck out.
and you wonder why you're an incel. Go work on yourself and quit being a dumbass.
I used to ride around in my whip w a flame thrower and a belly dancer selling bathsalts in front of under covers u little bitch I'd wrap u up and smoke u down in a second. Cunt
>you'd never get toposition What position? I only have get into my stance and spin, which takes no time at all, all the while you're trying to close distance to me, trying to get a grip on me, I'll be kicking you continuously, I could kick your legs out with me leg sweeps, I could knock you off your feet with my kicks, how could you stop them? How would you parry them, how do you stop something so powerful, you can't, you won't dodge it because my reach is too vast, you won't block it because it's like trying to block a motor vehicle, what'll you do? Me kicking you would be no different to getting hit by a sledgehammer, you can't stop a sledgehammer from any direction, same goes for this. You're delusional. Jiu Jitsu is a MEME.
I doubt it nigger
Kevin Reyes
ur life is cringe
Zachary Phillips
Kicking=Halving your base=easy for me. Kicking anyone with weight on their legs means you won't sweep.
Sebastian Young
I'm asking you how you're going to handle getting slammed into by my steel shins. Answer my question.
Kevin Moore
LOL! get with reality kid, any quarter meathead can get hit with a bat in the head and still shoot you down
No, that's not how this works, bullets are a lot smaller than a bat.
Not even close.
Liam Lee
Shins are below the hipline, so irrelevant, you lose. 0 grappling = fucked in modern meta
Jace Scott
You avoided my question. Hip line means nothing when we're talking about you surviving getting hit in the ribs from a roundhouse now again, my leg is coming at you, what do you do? You won't lunge towards me, you won't be fast enough.
Alexander Phillips
Never seen someone so desperate to be referred to as "bat-man" in my life. This is fucking comedy gold. Keep on keeping on Cred Forums
Kevin Hughes
Your shins need to reach me, they don't require me moving in, so you halve your base and get checked, I do, I really do, So you getpushed on one leg and I fuck you
Joseph Lee
Hipline always matters, it's your base, I now know you've never fought.
Hudson Foster
Swaz all maria at that point. Good luck, user.
Joshua Allen
That's so fuckin cringy, jesus did you read what you just typed? My god.
Adam Campbell
...goddamnit
Jackson Butler
you forgot your maga hat faggot
Dominic Ortiz
Nice Larping until someone draws a gun. This can end bad user if you don't realize it yourself. Find another hobby
Thomas Williams
No mafia
Adrian Williams
Yaknow what really grinds my gears...
William Williams
Same gun I carry. Of course also got the newer ones with no safety. Why the hell would I want a damn safety? I'm trying to kill if I pull it out, not be safe
Evan Williams
Why are you sitting in the back? Is your mummy driving you to McDonalds?
Cameron Sanchez
No, I'd hit you as you try to close in, you get knocked on your ass or your side, and that's that. I could also just tear you a new asshole with my bare hands, and fuck you in your fresh wound, I could knock you out and drill a big hole in your skull to fuck you in, brains make the tightest cunt after all.
Isaac Hall
Fraid hes just fraid of the sginglort
Aiden Brooks
Theres nothing down here
Kayden Cooper
Fucking get wrecked in a hole dipshit
Brody Price
Let your whip roll intotraffic w u in it
David Adams
Sports are fun olayed when can play
Jeremiah Reed
Walking my cat when batshit moron came outta knowhere
Camden Gomez
Aw Man I’m late to the party.
oP what do you dress like and what would you say about your body language
Hunter Garcia
I dress like a man and my body language is English.
Mason Sullivan
Not crooked witch
Nicholas Gutierrez
Violence is never the answer user. It be rough in the wilderness but that shit wont fly
Hunter Thomas
I’m telling you man. There has to be something in your walk, or your dress, or the way you communicate that sets people off. I have the same problem because of scoliosis ( creepy posture) and also mental problems which I think give off the impression that I am dark/sinister when I am not. If you can accept these things about yourself but also be somewhat open to make changes perhaps you will feel less alienated and won’t feel the need to do things like this.
The world might be cruel in itself at times but I promise you that the worst part about being alive is the hell we bring upon ourselves.
