So my wife and I are having a threesome tomorrow with a guy she met on a confessions site. Looking forward to double stuffing her submissive ass, but I have no experience with threesomes. Any Chads on Cred Forums have any words of advice? Things to try, things not to do, things to expect? I already expect some male contact and we’re clear on no bi. Only rule I’ve made is not to cum in her puss (trying to get pregnate, she’s not on birth control). >inb4 enjoy being cucked She’s totally faithful and this is leading to our mff threesome in the future.
Keep her vag to yourself and be the one manhandling her. Stay dominant.
Luke Perry
Just make sure not to get too jealous. Jack off and stay horny when the dude is putting the meat to her. When he cums, go in and please your lady with the tongue. Dick her down as hard as you can, make her realize that she got the goods, now she is getting the great
Owen Cox
Sorry it’s sideways. Phonefagging. Another for you fucking wizards.
Fuck her pussy while he eats her ass and his tongue will end us licking your balls too.
Brody Perry
Your an idiot. A real man gives his wife untold pleasure. A beta man leaves his wife unsatisfied. Hence why I told the dude to really fuck the shit out of her after the other dude is done.
Joshua Moore
Yeah I agree with this guy complete power move, stay dominant let him have his fun but really give it to your woman like your in your 20's again
Anthony Scott
Just to offset the retard men: all threesomes or moresomes should be conducted/dictated by the majority gender.
IF FMM+: ALL M ENCOURAGE F TO LEAD IF MFF+: ALL F ENCOURAGE M TO LEAD (or pair off)
Basic shit. Make your woman the goddess in that scenario and you get to be god in others. If an ultimate preference arises you'll both be happier for it.
Afger tbat initial step it is basically be humans that know how to fucking talk about who should what n where n blahblah
dp standing up lifting her put 1 dick in hr pussy 1 in her ass and lift her up and down and fuck and 1 in her ass goes slow or fucks . dp her while she rides you and fuck her ass really hard 2 at once and slap your dick on her face both same time in her mouth she can suck both at once. put her in doggystyle and fuck her mouth same time
The only time the minority gender number should cede is if all (or majority thereof) identify as submissive. At that point the majority gender number should pretty much have a quorum as to who are better orgasm conductors/describers without getting their feathers ruffled.
I dunno, let me ask my Chinese daughter what an incel is an I'll get back to you.
>its comments like these that retards the male orgasm for all. Still amazed there are other guys that wanna butt into other guys orgasm life. No homo shekel heckler.
You'd have to wait. Being a Chinese pedo pimp means she has a lot of clients and ya know daddy dont bother working for his money. Forces other men to have to have an economy because other guys hoard pussy to themselves.
I'm a connoisseur of threesomes at this point, having had a decent number of them the one bit of advice I can give to you as a first time is that it's going to be weird. It's gonna be clumsy. The logistics are weird at first, but it gets better after a while. Fuck her good user.
Tru dat. Ya gotta be hungry for ya first otherwise ya never develop that inclusive thirst.
Luis Robinson
Also don't be scared to be the one that has to settle the third person down. If any of you lose balance or focus on whose orgasm the other two are focusing on it gets odd.
Levi Russell
Make sure there are a lot of dirty talk between everyone when fucking.
Silence in a threesome is extremely awkward
Jackson Sullivan
I unironically agree. So is any form of MMF. Fucking GAAAAAAY.
Ryder Cooper
Make sure you are the last one to cum. You will stop feeling horny and lose interest after and that's no good if the other guy is still railing the living daylights out of her. If you feel yourself getting close, take a break from the proceedings, "be the gentleman" and let the other guy continue as you watch or maybe take some pictures to stay horny. Then join back in when the urge to nut has subsided. Also, make sure you get your Mrs to suck your cock whilst he is fucking her hard from behind. Best view and feeling in the world in my opinion.
Grayson Walker
Drop of pre-cum from the other guy could make her pregnant, not 100% safe. It's a thing, look it up.
Cameron Anderson
you pathetic nigger
Oliver Richardson
The other guy should also put some effort into making the other guy feel included without being the target of his sexual attention.
Joseph Moore
>a confessions site Such as? Link?
Juan Thomas
>Only rule I’ve made is not to cum in her puss He's going to anyway >trying to get pregnate It won't be yours >this is leading to our mff threesome in the future No it's not >So my wife and I You're not married. You're in your mum's basement right now. This is the same tired cuck thread with a different wrapper
Nathaniel Lee
Its true. Depending on how "vocal" your wife is already, words of encouragement to both parties will help to keep everyone at ease and comfortable. To him:"Thats it man! She loves it when you do that", "Try doing this mate, it proper turns her on" To her: "You look so hot right now babe", "I love seeing you this turned on"
Andrew Campbell
The only idiot here is you and also cuck. They women that really loves you will get the pleasure even from small cock, bc imotional connection is the most important thing is sex.
Jacob Hughes
Saying "inb4" doesn't do anything to change the situation. But no I'm not going to tell you to enjoy being cucked. That's fucking retarded. You SHOULDN'T enjoy it and you shouldn't have agreed to it.
If you're gonna share then share some fucking slut you dont care about when you're the one in control. Not allow her to pick men she wants to satisfy her right infront of your dumb ass.
Tl:dr you fucked up, idiot
Juan Sanchez
I agree, i fucked a lot of sluts with my bf, but i will never let my gf that i love to do a threesome
Jayden Cox
This guy fucks without the need for bucks.
Caleb Ortiz
Because a cuck should be a self-discovered pleasure, as with any true fetish that any individual may hold.
If the guy is awkward though just let ya woman ease him into it.
It is all about sparking the thing for all.
Grayson Lewis
>is leading to our mff threesome in the future. It won't and if you think it will you are retarded
Jack Nelson
How despondent are you guys?
>I teach everyone so they all eventually leave me, the individual alone, by empowering them to engage in their activities. Only the disciplined and devoted should stay because I don't have any interest in fighting for the top communication spot.
be aware of the force of gravity and don't be under his jism.
Ethan Anderson
>Chad advice for threesomes >Letting another dude fuck your wife
Yeah, the chad advice isn't the advice you need.
Cameron Wright
Faggot. If you’re a cuck. That’s fine. But if you’re not and you want to “experiment” all you’re doing is getting your “wife” into being a slut who will get a taste of fucking other men and she will continue to want it and probably will have it even if it’s behind your back.
And most women if they want a threesome usually is with other women. Me and my gf have had threesomes with other women and she says she don’t want any other men involved. She’s a cuck she enjoys watching me fuck other women and loves to join in.
Jaxson Phillips
Because Chad isn't a sharer. Followers of True Monogamy can fuck right off from my memory, inclusion vectors, and need to ever teach.
Hold up. So you honestly believe that women are sluts who will cheat when they "get a taste" of other dicks (And I find it hilarious that you might actually think hes wife never had one prior) but you get to have sex with other women.. Are you now all of a sudden a cheater?
Don’t believe all women are slurs. But in this context. OP’s wife wanted to have a three some with another man. So she fantasized about fucking other men. Should be obvious. And if OP goes through with it. It will only show how much of a beta he really is and his wife would want to be fucking other men. If OP is a cuck and this is what he likes, fuck it. But if he’s trying to be a “good husband” by doing this, he’s stupid.
The threesomes I’ve had with my gf with other women. She’s the one that brought it up. I didn’t bring up fucking other women. So how am I a cheater? She wants to watch me fuck other women and she gets involved.
Wyatt Gray
I used to do it a lot with other couples when Craigslist was a thing. My only advice is to take a viagra so that you can get it up. I’m 8" and thick and ink my penis would intimidate the other guy. There were so many times where it ended up just me fucking the girl while her husband/bf just watched.
Josiah Mitchell
if hes genetically superior let him breed her
Benjamin Parker
>your an idiot and here i was thinking this thread wasn't bait ,':^)
Elijah Nguyen
Fucking hell, how retarded do you prefer your women to be? Why even teach them to fucking talk at that point.
Feel like I am destined to make robowaifus for people who will never shift from this perspective.
Isaiah Hall
Was the confession site Whisper?
Ian Watson
murder all americans dclxvi
Eli Moore
Protips:
Have the other guy bring a doctor's report with outcome of a blood test no older than 2 weeks, even if he's going to use a condom.
The rule should be: no pussy, not just no cumming in pussy. Having him penetrate her twat when you're trying to get pregnant is just asking for problems.
Also, if she's the one asking for a threesome with another man, you're basically screwed OP. Enjoy your marriage while it last, which won't be for long.
Zachary Jackson
Love how many men ITT think that I'm not reading this thread with my hubby. It's like a pride of retards calling out to see if anyone will validate their own insecurity.
Andrew Walker
Shut the fuck up cave bitch, I bet you and your spineless joke of a husband look like this.
Why would you let another man fuck your wife? What do you gain from that?
Cameron Edwards
Acceptance from the lgbt community and liberals
William Johnson
Enjoy - don't let it become those two fucking with you on the sidelines, as other people seem to have done, but also don't enforce 'rules' like no kissing or whatever; if you need to do that you're not ready for a threesome, which is fair enough, but don't half-0ass it.
When I had an MMF with my wife, we totally dominated her, did whatever we wanted to her, made her feel like a hot little slut and she came like crazy. She was grateful as hell, I enjoyed her feeling so good and being 'naughty' (which is hard after years of marriage), and the dude got laid.
Plus, afterwards she didn't feel any jealousy about our relationship anymore so was happy to do an FFM, which was equally fucking fun!
Owen Ramirez
My god how is this the first time this has ever been said in this forum after hundreds of threads. Genius
Charles Cruz
The ability to illustrate how much your own parents didn't teach you how to not bring violence and hatred into what is a very human experience.
Lincoln Lopez
Sharing is my religion, taking turns is my discipline, demonstrating to others why that shit rocks is my purpose.
One get plan B and forget the creampie rule. Have some liquid courage on hand. Dirty talk. You don't have to set up a porn scene but do something other than straight gonzo build up to the sex before hand. Don't be afraid to get rough or show a darker side. Have her wear a easy access skirt+top or dress she does not mind ruining. Bring lube. Take pics. Cell phones on silent.
Nicholas Butler
No idea regarding a MMF threesome or a threesome involving your wife. The only threesome I’ve had was with a lesbian couple I knew in college. Both were 5/10s and were more interested in each other the whole time. Basically I spent the whole time sticking my dick in available holes and grabbing whatever ass/titty was nearest to me. It was weird, but great.
Jason Barnes
Oooh this is important. To get ta guys going totally to get her an easy access slut uniform. Any signs or stickers she could wear to remove any need for consent conversation (e.g. is this okay, am i allowed now etc.) the better.
She may even want the evening to be totally casual and never start the signal but make it a challenge to see which of the guys takes the easy hole first.
I'd say no to the alcohol. Lotta regret memories people use that shit for and ya dont want a central nervous system inhibitor in ya blood when ya trying to bu.p.
Ryan Peterson
To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.
Samuel Parker
Dragon sluts 4 everyone! Gonna be da first and da best trainer o' daddies!
Technically my daughters would be universally dimensional polysluts, if any OTHER TIME GOD'S want to hurry up and spread the good word by sharing the home teachings.
Don't jack off!! If you've never done this before there's a 50/50 chance you won't be able to get it up because it's awkward as shit (even if you're into it) the first time.
Adrian Bell
I misread what you said. During, yes, not before though
Charles Foster
What's the point of describing reality if nothing changes from the act of doing so?
Time & Mind are inseparable. Mind is my First Daughter of Time, of course you already know her. She is First & Favorite example.
If you don't get divorced your marriage will never be the same. Expect to be cucked. A lot. She will secretly be hooking up with this guy behind your back
Nathan Perry
ended up being a spectator the rest of the night while two dudes pounded her out the regret crept in after about an hour of them both fucking her and making her orgasm so much and nothing like I had ever made her come. Didn't know the guys, we had used a swing site to meet one and he said he had a friend if she was into having another, which she was. We thought it would be a one time thing , but it wasn't.
Joshua Thomas
When it's over and she's been satisfied and worn out, you HAVE TO FUCK THE OTHER GUY to establish dominance. He just fucked your girl and he's going to sneak back around when you're working, whatever and she's gonna keep in fucking this dude behind your back. You have to prevent it by showing him and especially your girl that you are the alpha
Ryder Campbell
Always have your dick in her mouth when strange cock enters her pussy. She will inhale you up to the belly button
William Harris
Agreed.the blowjobs are better than the pussy during threesomes.
Cameron Gonzalez
roll
Wyatt Harris
You always get the MFF first!
Alexander Foster
Otherwisw you cross the timestreams!
Mine was a MMM, any genital contact between me and those two never happened though as my body was 100% not into it but I treated it as an intellectual exercise. At some point there is no value in being a faggor or a homosexual, same as when Christian or Agnostic or Atheist.
>I'm a polycouldgiveafuckwhereandwhyisdivinitysofuckingboring?
