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Look at him and laugh
Right meow meow!!!~
K-Meow meow~
>8 killed / 43 injured / 5 students killed
That's just the weekend, right? Average death count by gun in Ameritard land is ~30/50 by a weekend. A weekend, that's 2 days in case you can't count.
Mostly niggers so nothing of value was lost. Your numbers are wrong btw. Your math (58 rekt in 2019 by guns) is false btw.
Compared to my country in which guns are illegal: 8-15 (last year) death by guns over entire year, not even 1/3rd of Muritard land weekend LUL
>I don't know where you live, but i bet it's worse. :)
I live in Poland where faggots get laughed at and thrown stones at while police looks by. No SJW's here, they'd get a heart attack if they knew 1% about this country.
>"losing" might be overblowing it, but yes, roughly 7% (black men) are something like 45% of the murders"
Niggers (13% of entire murica population / 2015) had a 50%+ crime rate in that country, despite being a MINORITY. Think about it, 13% (or whatever) of the entire country population has the highest crime rates... makes you wonder, who's the problem? Why are people racist?! ;(
>More or less the same issue as school shootings. (...) The US is functionally footing the bill for most the medical R&D for the whole world...
Ameritard compares school shootings to the lack of free health care. LUL, also statistically lack of free health care is going to be higher due to population.
>Guns are not a problem in US
Statistically the biggest gun crime rates in the world, even in countries that allow guns for safety.
LOL
>loli
Loli is not legal pedophilia. OMEGA FUCKING LOL.
Yay, summer meow!~
even if loli was pedophilia who gives a fuck who is the victim of some 400 pound superboomer fapping to loli hentai in his moms basement
The thing I sent you was the link to the Death cult. Just remove the spaces and add a period where the word dot is
Based
Yes!
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So the death cult is real!?
I don't wanna die anymore. Summer Summer Summer Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice meow~
Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice
Beats me
Don't make me ruin that butt
Yes?
What does your waifu say about you?
cute!!
Summer! Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
Woaaaah
"Class."
deranged and idiot and smart
Psychopath with a god complex?
Whoa
god complex is based
Meow meow~
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That's the stats for school shootings for the year, my guy.
>Poland
That's nice. You're country is essentially irrelevant to everything except messing with the EU.
>blacks
Yeah, blacks are trash, and the if you exclude the inner cities, the US has an -extremely- low crime rate. Like, borderline safest in the world.
>compares school shootings to the lack of free health care
I'm not comparing the problems themselves, i'm comparing the media coverage. The news media is essentially a bunch of commies with an agenda.
>Gun crime rates
The US is not the highest in the world. They're very high up there, but not the highest. Doesn't matter anyways, our crime rates are not much higher than the most of the rest of the western world, our crime just includes guns rather than knives or rocks or whatever you fags use.
>Loli is not legal pedophilia.
I... agree? You wot. I assume that was just a typo. Victimizing kids is a crime, art that triggers your sensitivities is still just art. Sorry not sorry.
Surprisingly accurate image
Summer!! Nice nice nice nice nice!
more butt
>You're
I stopped reading at this point. Imagine being an Ameitard who can't even speak his own language.
Let's play
Just a combination of auto-correct and not proofreading. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What are you doing with your life beside butts clocky?
Meooow~
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Are there two Kurumis now?
What do you mean two?
Bite the pillow~I'm going in dry!
Meoow
Wasting it
You just quicksaved yourself and whatnot
Heyhey!
The Holo pillow?
Meow~~
I didnt quick saved, I reversed time on myself
That's it. You sad sad bastard. Hi5~Meow~!
Stop calling Eris Holo ~meow!
Indeed
Okay holo meow~~~
Oh. I knew that.
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I never bore Parn any adolescent ill will, if anything I thought his general gormlessness was the best response to his situation.
Well then
Lewd. *lick*
Hello. I am Eris. I am a cat from Catia. I am not the wolf deity called Holo. I only meow meow and don't do comfy economics.
>I am
No u
>.>
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Oki fr ikik, just poking fun~
Nice
Thanks I guess
Yeah why not perfect pic for it
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stop rping you fucking retards
Mein waifu
hm?
Well, it's summer after all.
Poked~meow!
Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice
The hell you mean? It's cold as shit here
>20+C here
Just show some skin. It's summer!
Make me
Lewd summer
Nice ni-
I mean meow!
Just let those fat clock tats free.
tsun tsun
stop rping you fucking retards
You just want to suck on them, don't you ya hornball
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>suck on them
Uhm... *lick*
Suck on deez nuts
Tsun!?
The smug energy is so strong!
So close to demon trips
And lewd smug too!?
Shinoa approved smugs
>deez nuts
Goteee
tsun tsun meow~!
*lick*
Good girl
what is the appeal of erp
>most insufferable poster in these threads is a retarded polak
now it makes sense
But now. It shows here that you must free those tats.
No I don't think I will
Good meme
imagine my shock
Ebin meme
>lick
>good girl
imagine being yuno
kys
Awwe meow~
Disappointment meme
meow~meow
sauce please?
I can't like the meme? Big sad
Ebin
;-;
Wut da hek
Meoooow~meow~~
Coward.
fake meow meow~
cute
I have enough to make it real
ty
sexy af
Relatable post
Also dubs checked!
Meow
Heyhey!
Nigga Im going to bed
whats the hap
weakling
Meow~~
Sounds legit
O! Nighttt!!!
Nm tbh. Just snacking in bed because I've been up all night so hunger lol
Dubs checked... tum
Meow
It is
Lmao fatty
Meow... Also while searching for more content... I never knew that Eris is really a buttlord. Now I understand clock's butt attraction.
But I stay in shape and have high metabolism ;-;
Although I absolutely do have a fatty deep inside me tbh
UwU
Did you not know that!? That's like... what almost everyone who has seen the show agrees on!
OwO
To be honest I never had that impression. Yeah, she was lewd and playful, but I felt like the most attention was in the big fat cat tats.
The criminal trash goblin seems very comfortable in such a natural environment!
You say with a pic of an injection straight to the butt lol
I finally completed the data collection on this planet.
!? That's impressive!
You should all now...
...?
PREPARE YOUR ANUSES!
!?
I dont have an anus user
You're making my job hard now meow~
That's... extremely concerning.
I am!? Sorri
Meow
NOW PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
Meow~
THAT'S A VERY LARGE HAMMER TO BE SAYING THAT!?
Meow
It's going to be file. You can do it
shameless morons
>That's the stats fo... this year.
So far, you mean 2020? I'm pretty sure they were higher in 2019.
>blacks
Inner cities etc. excluding niggers? Sure, lower crime rates. Wherever niggers are they always have the highest crime rates and that's a fact.
I have no idea how these statistics look in comparison to other retarded countries (ie. France, Germany etc.) but I imagine they're not far away. You get the idea
>Irrelevant
Thank god. I wouldn't want any niggers or social justice retards dictating me how to live. As much as I hate this country and its people, that's one thing I'll give it props for... for not putting up with the "progressive" (aka mentally challenged) view.
>media coverage
True. All media is cancer nowdays.
>USA is not the highest in crime rates in the world | borderline safest in the world
Sure, if you include uncivilized countries or barely civilized ones. Nigeria or whatever is 99.9% more dangerous than the USA and that's obvious. But if you compare civilized counties (and that's what matters) then USA will be in top 10 if not 5.
Yes, yes. I know "Smug reply" or whatever, in regards to school shootings.
shut the fuck up
;-;
your opinions and taste in everything are horrible, i suggest you kill yourself immediately
Are you a faggot? Do you like sucking dick in other words.
It's the ennnnnnnd!
Also you have disc my fren?
No that's Seras. Actually.
nope. i don't liek that place
~meow meow
No shit retard. I know "Seras" poster is a collisional faggot.
Dick? nope. Only butts here.
Bonk
Understandable tbh. I only use it for frens
>i has no frens
I don't get the point of calling people gay with gay/borderline gay porn tbh. Like... you're saving it just for the meme? Seems counterproductive in my eyes...
Impossible
It's extremely possible.
I miss wifi-sama tho.
It's not gay if it has tits
No, for 2019. I was surprised it was as low as it was as well and double checked. I think almost all of those deaths were in just one, but the more i think on it, that might have even been 2018 or 2017. Seriously, it's just a nonissue if you look at the numbers. Turns out kids have trouble effectively using firearms. What a shock, video games are mighty shitty practice.
>blacks
Yeah, i don't remember where i saw the numbers, and google isn't be terribly forthcoming, but if you take the (i think it was 10?) most violent cities in the US out of the stats, it suddenly turns in to one of the safest nations in the world. Something like a 30% decrease in murder rate. They usually fluctuate around 5-10x the national average.
>No SJWs
Your government might be based for the time being, but if i'm not wrong, CD Projekt is taking an SJW turn, what with crazy gender options being put in Cyberpunk 2077.
That said, we have President Trump, king of trigger the SJWs, so we're not all lost.
>Gun rates
Yeah, we have more guns than citizens. It'd be crazy if guns weren't the weapon of choice for crimes. That said, the per capita amount of crime isn't that different from most western countries. Poland is on the low end of the scale, i'll certainly grant that.
Oh has Soppo stopped coming on here? I've heard from both Soppo and Pebble that training has been taking up a lot of time recently, but didn't know Soppo wasn't on here at all lol. You want me to relay a message? We frens and I think you're my fren too after all~
Big brain?
you mean nep
Check'd
I changed my online time due to life... so I am totally offset from soppo.
> too after all~
That felt a little... kokoro stomping you know?
hello to my fellow weebs & waifus, i hope you're all okay :3!
Heeeeeeeey
Ooooooooohhhhh... the offer still stands~
Stomping!? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I meant it in a positive light!!
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Heyhey fren~ I'm alive! Not dead anymore!
Awwe
[Ded sounds]
Tomo ball
hey there cute-stuff, how's it going? what time is it where you are? :3
oh thank the lawd, i was incredibly worried about your current alive/dead diagnosis so your reply has made my day, love you
>ded sounds
kek
But really. The only reason I joined these threads was because chii poster told me about them in another thread and when I came here I saw a lot of carfags. When I saw carfags and waifu I was totally sold on this place.
But in less than 2 weeks of being here... I had to reschedule my day activity and I am now stuck in almost dead threads... I kinda' miss the activity from when those guys are online. chii, sopmod, etc.
3.09PM. It's boring as hell. I have 3 more days until I can start a new project. Until then, music and Cred Forums.
Sachiko claimed.
I don't even remember sleeping last night.
Good morning anons.
Love ya too fren!
what part of the world are you from, user-san? what sorta projects are you talking aboot? Feel free to link some of the music you're listening to :3
r-really? :x i'd like to believe that you're being sincere, as no-one has said they love me for years pretty much D:!
You should probably get a messaging platform like Disc then tbh... that way you can dm Soppo and pebble whenever you want!!
Yea! Trust me it's obvious when I'm sarcastic (which I rarely am) because I want to make it clear I am^^
EU. Repairing and upgrading cars.
youtube.com
Well, what would be the point. Offline here is offline there too isn't it?
I am mentioning those guys because they actually introduced me to those threads and they were not gatekeeping. Uhm... also pebbles ignored me a lot lol.
They stay up late and often message me even when not on here. Idk I jus want you to be able to talk to the people you like!
that's sweet as fuck, thank you :3! i don't want to call you user-san, what do you like to be called? c:
Well, I am able to talk to a person I like lol.
It's... YOU
~meow meow
Beer acquired it's never too early
Uuuh, some common ones are variations of shark, Emilia, or kiri. Those are related to my presence online.
Tbh call me whatever! I have like a billion nicknames lol
Dawww, wholesome!
Meow
Sipp sipp?
Well you simply appeared in a thread and wanted to fluff my tail just like sopmod. That's a sign of pure friendship.
>my tail
stop rping
I just wanted to join in on the fun convos and ended up liking my talks with you fren
Dubs checked, heyhey!
>my tail
instead of
>the tail of the character i'm posting on this imageboard full of waifus
stop being autistic
Well the fun is defined by the people... To be honest, it was fun while literally talking to people... it was fun sharing music, it is fun rp-ing with that nigger wanting butts. Fun is fun :3
Oh yes I'm sipping alright
>her tail
how about this
>her tail
Who's tail? We aren't even talking about the same waifu.
>my tail
reflecting on my waifu history
>my tail
literally the tail I keep in the glovebox of my car
you're still autistic
"Wanting butts"
Powerful but accurate...
You're just a cool person!
Nice nice nice nice nice
That's too ambiguous in a general sentence tho.
hes rping bro
hey, "her tail" would be fine, you're making up reasons to dislike it
Way too many people told me that on this board recently. Even if I'm not feeling that, I'm going to accept it here.
I kinda' regret not sticking with tamamo tho, but eris ls literally my fav from any point of view. I kinda' start all new after starting new.
>I am literally so unsure about myself that I need confirmation that user is not female and/or furry
autism
Tbh I also think people are just being polite sometimes because like yesterday for example, someone kept complimenting me and I was like "but I've been here less than basically everyone else..." lol
But am serious! You're real easy and fun to talk to!
>increased time spent ITT is requirement for good content
do you truly believe this?
oh god I'm RPIIIIIIIING
what does this even mean
Well. I'm here for the fun. I'm not gatekeeping anything...
I also appreciate people that can ride a sperg train. You don't have to be a sperg to act like a sperg... but if you're a sperg you can't actually act normal when the time comes.
That's why I also like playing with nigger butts. He started out runing away the first time I talked about a fox in heat... but the next day he gave in. From then on, he's literally bugging me about butts.
nut
yuno is a braindead rper good job youre doing what he wants
Eat this!
Well no but when someone says "oh yeah I like you more than ___" or mentions me in their top 3 fav members, it's hard to believe when I've been in here for such a small amount of time...
Am also here for the fun! Also didn't even know he shied away at all! I've only seen him just like "it's time." lol
-Emilia
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