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Nolan Campbell
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Easton Collins
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Chase Martinez
he killed the cops, too?
what a fucking nigger
Jace Powell
it would be even funnier if he died when he actually wanted to live. It's still funny but not as funny that he went out on his own terms and not screaming with pain
Evan Thompson
Jeremiah Phillips
Read this before but it's still a good story
Isaiah Johnson
samefag.
Lame story with predictable end that isn't even funny.
Ayden Peterson
reply and mom dies
Evan Gonzalez
Connor Turner
Nathaniel James
...
Evan Moore
Wyatt Harris
Tyler Brown
Mutts
Jeremiah Morris
Christian Ortiz
Jesus H christ
Logan Morales
I'd prefer the Trump one
Colton Perry
Nolan Peterson
Aiden Martin
So Mo ... you want to hijack a plane and then land in NY city? genius
Tyler Gutierrez
my polittical classes had me make a school twitter acount, follow a list of people, and make 3 tweets a week, based on assigments and curret events.
somewhat respected it
Christopher Adams
Jaxson Nguyen
John Mitchell
is there a word for this strange mixture of cringe and rage i'm feeling?
Matthew Allen
We need a new copy pasta one that's edgier
Juan Scott
Anthony Watson
Alexander Sanders
This can't be real.
Nathan Anderson
Alexander Nguyen
Jace Baker
YLYL
Angel Turner
Stale pasta faggot
Isaac Baker
YLYL .
Robert Richardson
It's called derision.
Nicholas Roberts
Wyatt Lopez
Matthew Adams
You're the reason he keeps posting it, brainlets.
Levi Perry
So far so good
David Perez
disappointment
Adrian Wood
#Whitelivesmatter
Aaron Thomas
so edgy!
Nolan Campbell
YLYL
Jordan Mitchell
Cooper Watson
lost
Luke Clark
Nobody losing?
Carter Bell
He kept reposting it long before he was insulted for doing so.
Camden Hernandez
Ryder Garcia
Nigger he will just move on to some other spam
Nolan Bell
is their any decent porn involving this kind of shit-bag girls? i mean, i like prolaps porn, so ...
Connor Garcia
Landon Jackson
Parker Adams
Isaiah Wilson
Gabriel Williams
Hudson Myers
Sauce
Lucas Edwards
story?
John Brooks
Secret white supremacist
Easton Watson
is that the Bristol ren fair?
Asher Sanders
Logan Johnson
based and autismpilled
Jaxon Evans
Is the colostomy bag okay though?
Evan Thomas
Sign for shes cheating btw
Gavin Bailey
faggot
Camden Jones
None of that is actually funny. You're just a faggot. Probably a fat one or scrawny twerp
Mason Ross
It is a modern day freak show
Christian Hill
Nicholas Watson
Stop moralizing like a faggot.
Anthony Diaz
Joshua Flores
Logan Bennett
Jayden Peterson
William Young
Nathaniel Turner
Luke Price
Samuel Foster
Isaac King
why?
Ian Rogers
Christian Perry
Ethan James
Adam Sanders
my dick is diamond
do you have the vid where the tall amazonian bitch finally rapes the cute little girl in red?
Julian Watson
Landon Diaz
Isaac Collins
Imagine being such a cuck
Jackson Clark
there is absolutely no bottom to the beta bucket
Matthew Harris
i lost
Charles Sullivan
It is. I took a journalism module in 2014. They made us make a twitter account and post at least three tweets a day and follow certain news accounts as part of the curriculum homework. I left it after the first semester. It was a freaking joke.
Joshua Sanders
20 years too early but almost a good joke
Daniel Diaz
Lost
Jacob Gutierrez
swim princess swim
Jackson Morris
Because Russians are niggers
Dominic Sanders
William Miller
Sweet Jesus. That poor bastard.
Tyler Murphy
Wow so fucking edgy. Does the teacher know you browse Cred Forums during 7th grade computer class?
William Gomez
She better hope shawty doesn't give that puss to a big nigga, cause he ain't scurred to kill a white slut for pink puss.
Ryder Carter
Sauce?
Alexander Brown
nothings gonna happen...
Sebastian Robinson
ooowh w8
Hudson Lewis
I don't believe this is real
Christian Russell
Carter Jenkins
Lulz
>Says Mutts
>Shows Modern day England
Aaron Bailey
well
Luis Moore
deep nude
Matthew Foster
don't. It's a joke
Connor Garcia
Fresh OC
Juan Edwards
Jump out of that window behind you bitch RUN
Eli Sullivan
You know when you state at an optical illusion for 10 minutes then look at the wall
Henry Jones
Carson Campbell
Pretty sure 7% is because of the penis...
Easton Brown
Bing Bing Olay
Connor Moore
the best . hit her hit her
Christopher Sullivan
Time's is a joke. At 16 I was times man of the year
Ian Young
what is her name again?
Samuel Harris
Eli Allen
Cash me outside
Dominic Fisher
the left cant meme
Levi Edwards
How does she not sperg out in these situations?
Nolan Phillips
>too soon
Hudson Green
Imagine this guy's mother reading what he just posted
Kayden Cox
Fuck ur mom
Cameron Thompson
ghetto style
Nolan Jones
is that some fetish or something?
why aren't they defending themselves?
Noah Gutierrez
Noah Myers
Newfag
Josiah Gonzalez
cool
Lincoln Thompson
why does she look like a dark elf from oblivion
Parker Ward
WHERE IS THE SOURCE YOU FAGGOT
Jordan Mitchell
>implying everyone is a fucking zoomer like you
Carter Barnes
Charles Allen
I Want to shove that bitch and watch her tumble down the stairs like a mudslide of shit.
Alexander Jackson
Colton Gutierrez
smh homie didn't even take the warp pipe that'll let him pass that wall
Asher Jones
What the fuck is wrong with her genetically? She looks like she's a ten year old or something.
Noah Sanchez
Charles Reed
We lost another one, boys.
>it's also fake though
Tyler Myers
Truly the master race
Lucas Kelly
Colton Richardson
Guaranteed he's diddling that child.
Colton Perez
the fuck
Joseph Rivera
If he was born in that year he would have grown through it and could have preserved it as his own. Once you reach adulthood, you really start to form your own opinions, you'll see.
Jaxon Flores
Christian Jones
Christopher Evans
Now that you mention it she is pretty hot
Owen Ward
Carson Gonzalez
Bentley Martin
what's with the cuck spraying the fire extinguisher on the slut? did he expect that to break up the fight or something?
Julian Rogers
So you're an adult that enjoys watching child rape.
Mom would be so proud.
Landon Sullivan
Haha wow you’re so cool and special for laughing at a suicide! I bet you have girls swooning over you!
Michael Watson
it's not her genes, it's what happened to her during pregnancy
Lincoln Lewis
James Butler
He would've been 20ish when Hitler was in power, 21 for the Enabling Act... well within the age range where people typically form strong political opinions. Was he supposed to be born at Hitler's appointment ceremony in order to like the guy or something?
Jeremiah Torres
Daniel Evans
This would be the most patriotic movie ever
Noah Foster
Moralfags and pussies get out
Wyatt Barnes
Dylan Smith
what exactly are you going to do if I don't?
Easton Morris
This is in Huntersville NC.
William Powell
Based
Camden Clark
Julian Roberts
"This have been put out by the Trans Rights Campaign, which is a division of the Human Rights Campaign."
sorry user
Christian Nguyen
Because she's not autistic. She's an actor that's being paid as the voice of a bigger minority. And this minority doesn't want to help the environment, they're being used/paid by the government to distract people from the real issues the world has.
Ryan Young
well it looks like it's up to me to save this cancerous shit nugget of a thread
Bentley Scott
Connor Ramirez
Thomas Jenkins
Benjamin Hernandez
Ayden Butler
Bentley Butler
Jason Russell
Eli Cruz
Would smash out of respect for being so plainly honest. Also would give glowing review on yelp and tripadvisor.
Chase Sanchez
Charles Myers
>FB_IMG*
go kill yourself
Dylan Ward
Gotta say I don't get what's funny about this. And I don't just mean "suicide isn't funny m'kay", I mean I don't see the humour at all. Feels like a case of edge for the sake of edge.
Samuel Flores
Eli Johnson
Owen Russell
this is Ray Pist and his 13 years girlfriend now, feel old yet?
Jaxson Baker
so was hitler, its a puppet show
James Sanchez
>Downsy guy.
>Trying to participate, can only wave a flag.
>Becomes a symbol for mockery.
Justin Rivera
Ayden Lee
>YOU'RE USING FACEBOOK KYS
also this board
>FB/IG FAP THREAD
what a bunch of retarded kids lmao
Jose Ross
congenital defects
Michael Torres
yup, exactly what I had in mind
Samuel Phillips
Ryan Myers
how does it feel being surrounded by an extreme amount of furries in the uk? i would commit an hero
Jaxson Butler
lvl 120 pyro bard
Ethan Wood
Yeah that looks like pretty typical Cred Forumstard behaviour alright.
William Martinez
it's a dead nigger. that's always funny, unless you're a nigger yourself.
Nathan Thompson
>Downsy guy
did you mean average amerifat?
Sebastian Gonzalez
faggot
Connor Hill
Joseph Garcia
I'd be interested in context.
Ryder Thomas
>averagebtard
>marriage
ok summer
Thomas Wood
That kid wasn't taking shit. An hero
Anthony Moore
y so mean :'(
Adam Gomez
>10 yo
>nigger
you're so edgy, just jump now
Jaxson Clark
well user, im glad at least you always use the same pic, so i don't have to waste time reading it.
Lucas Lewis
yup like water spray on cat, cause it's a catfight HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaxson Cox
hwow
Henry Foster
Ethan Myers
I've been here since nixon's first term, you better watch what you say so as not to embarrass yourself
Luis Sanchez
who ever made this garbage should be tied to a raft, covered in honey and milk, and left to be devoured by insects
Ryan Morales
>trying to prove he is an oldfag
ok newfag
Alexander Bennett
Henry Barnes
nerve gas
nice digits
Colton Martinez
sorry, it's not a nigger, it's a niglet, I'm not enough of a faggot to adhere to the scientifically correct terms
Isaiah Hughes
dingdingding
Luis Rodriguez
Juan Mitchell
Lmfao the filename
Grayson Anderson
actually this bitch had her friend do that shit to her on purpose, can't remember the exact story but it was something about getting her boyfriend or something like that arrested and sent to jail for assault or some shit.
happened somewhere in south america
Zachary Hall
more bullying
Elijah Edwards
Why the fuck doesn't she run? God damn
Bentley Howard
they tied the goat to an electric cable (see the "leash"), which in turn was tied to a painter's scaffold off scene, which some inattentive chinese fucks pushed into power cables hanging above
Ryder Brown
this make me angry on so many levels
>delete this
Lucas Young
worst ylyl
Matthew Rivera
Don't cut yourself on all that edge.
Jackson Sanders
you must've gotten confused when browsing the catalog, this thread isn't for gay pussies like yourself, that's why you're not having fun
Ayden Ramirez
>case of edge for the sake of edge
exactly what it is. nigger or not - this is sad and despicable.
Brandon Brooks
Julian Collins
More like this, and with the links so we can have the sound
Blake Rivera
Hot, sauce?
Cooper James
Hahaha that’s waaaay too epic to be a true story broooo
Adam Nguyen
wait until you see the one with the old man sitting alone in a diner holding a picture of his recently deceased wife. that one always cracks me up
Ethan Anderson
I'm so edgy look at me.. do people like me yet?
Jeremiah Myers
Daniel Wright
I doubt it. you seem too easily triggered to be a worthwhile company frankly.
Evan Howard
No it's fetal alcohol syndrome
Nicholas Sanchez
YUP thank you user
who cares about an old man with a dead wife? It makes me laugh too (especialy the one where the photo is a banana exposing his banana dick lmaooo). Nothing compared to a child death you edgy moron.
Juan Reyes
ok I'm running out of material, all I got left is his pol cancer
Gavin Rodriguez
at least he has a valid excuse for supporting Dump.
Blake Hill
Moar
Angel Ortiz
What a faggy fucking meme with such a faggy fucking face
Eli Rodriguez
it's almost like straight men aren't attracted to a penis! who would of thought!
David Perez
this happens to my daughter, a girl get shot
Hudson Phillips
are you jewish?
Henry Rodriguez
agreed. pretty pathetic.
Hunter Ross
Lost!
jk, I cut myself on the edge
Thomas Howard
And that makes them horrible people. Apparently...
Cooper White
trans women aren't traps you dumbdumb
Tyler Edwards
Moralfags and normalfags infest Cred Forums. Its time do to chemo in every single thread its not even against the rules
Jackson Cooper
I'd rather he did.
And yes I get that's kinda edgy itself but fuck edgelords.
Owen Nguyen
Fake Cred Forums generated content, too good for /b though. Search "trans rights campaign" for the original and it's purpose
Ryder Ross
oh. ok then. haha?
Ethan Bell
That's sexy in a way my dick cannot describe to me
Dylan Reyes
Austin Morris
oh god so much this xDDDD
goddamn Cred Forums went to shit years ago. still browsing it on inertia. but "rate my cock", traps and reddit is all it is these days. when was the last time u saw pizza? when baby get shit on? when did some guy fuck a stolen skull? fuck this.
Jordan Morales
ok I'm sorry for being such an edgelord and offending your skydaddy. here's some politically correct material
John Bennett
>Moralfags and normalfags infest Cred Forums.
I'm here since 2007 and there always was moralfags. Also, kys.
Jonathan Bennett
Hudson Turner
You do realize skydaddy people are more like to agree with you, right?
Edgy and stupid combo... oh wait, that's the norm.
Ethan Cruz
you're almost there user, soon you'll get it
Austin Bell
>still browsing Cred Forums it on inertia
I couldn't describe it better myself
Adrian Morales
I'm not a white knight or anything but I would love to run in there and punch all those bitches in their temples so they start having seizures on the ground. I would then then grab the grill getting bullied and creampie her butthole as payment for my services
James White
OK. Maybe I'm and OldFag and don't know how all this chopping off the man-bits works...
But how did that thing just bust a nut with no nuts?
I'm not being an ass, I'm genuinely curious.
Camden Gomez
hail satanic trips
Gabriel Campbell
>I would rape the bullied girl
>I'm not a white knight
yes, you're definitely not lol
also, seeing how you're daydreaming, I'm sure those girls would beat your ass fag
Charles Brooks
>normalfag tries social shaming on Cred Forums
I wish all you faggots would go back to normiebook so we can laugh at the world again
Adam Price
>I'm sure those girls would beat your ass
nah, his smell (and looks) would likely keep them at bay.
Carter Evans
you're the one getting hot and bothered about some niglet dying user. oh, now I realize now, you're a leftist. replace "skydaddy" for "white guilt" then. or just kill yourself not that I give a shit frankly
Aiden Morgan
I'm better laughing at you moronic faggot lol
Aiden Young
>so we can laugh at the world again
If you were around in the days that made Cred Forums great to begin with, you'd know that laughing at the world involved picking deserving targets. Not this "look how edgy I am" shit we suffer through the last few years.
Tyler Ross
Pretty sure you and that guy only stick this fist up your own ass, faggots
Oliver Cook
Sure, OK buddy.
Juan Morales
Stop! You're are an faggot.
Jaxson Wright
it's a beautiful miracle of our modern age, at least that's what I'm told
Carter Wilson
I hate it when pretty girls get bullied. I want to protect her and then earn the right to fuck her.
Ryan Lee
That's hilarious, I like the cracked set at the end, I assume oled
Brody Ross
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THAT FAGGOT AND TELL HIM THAT HIS DAD DIED A LUCKY MAN NEVER KNOWING WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT HIS FAGGOT SON IS????!!!!!
Anthony Moore
>nerve gas
Justin Turner
That's because bots are keeping those shitty threads alive. Gook moot doesn't give half the fucks about this place that moot did that's why its gone to shit. Moot would be deleting all the garbage so we could go back to teh lulz. We had like one mod a week ago spam Cred Forums with half life threads to liven the place up and you could really see what all the shills were thinking. The shills fucking hate this place and every user here. They fucking hate us
Gabriel Fisher
Okay retard you sure showed him
Hunter Ortiz
....he said, while gently putting away his precious box of hentai.
Jackson Walker
the girl shot is your daughter
>'cause no cunt of mine can't defend herself in fight
Nathaniel Adams
Goddammit I love that webm.
Camden Walker
wait, did you just call me a retard? oh no
Jacob Morris
that bitch did some shit.
Carson Gutierrez
yea i read it and didn't feel anything except a bit sad and wondering why a little boy needs a colostomy bag.
sad
Joshua Thomas
the trumps are all cucks
Robert Butler
sounds like you haven't been smashing anything yet. word of advice, young padawan: don't put your dick in crazy. moses set some bullshit rules in stone. before those rules - there was this. before the big bang - there was this rule.
Asher Davis
yep. nerve gas was stored in the scaffold, which leaked after having an electric current running through it
Julian Sanders
inside purulence
Landon James
Audible woosh heard as yet another thing goes over AOC's head
Gabriel Adams
I think it's cause only 2% of straight men are gay
William Lee
Nathaniel Thomas
>this
Mason Gomez
>Rise against the machine
Aaron Martin
LMAO
David Nguyen
Again, oldfag here.
Dafuq is an inside purulence?
Xavier Gonzalez
I'm over 6 feet tall and go to the gym. I could easily just punch them in the head and they'd fall over one by one. I'm sure if they all threw their body weight on me at once they could knock me over but girls just slap each other and pull hair. If the bullied girl doesn't thank me for saving her with making my pee pee feel good then I'm going to have the cops on my ass. Might as well should just fuck all their warm bodies while I'm there
Nolan Rogers
white people fuck
yes, yes they do
Carson Watson
Zachary Garcia
Oldfags definitely laughed at niggers an heroing you're just some SJW faggot that wants to tell people what they can and cannot laugh at
>kys
Ethan Carter
at least they parked in the correct space
Jaxon Ramirez
she does have downy features tho
Jackson Flores
>Hey let's make a bike but instead of you riding on it it rides on you.
You sure we should be making business decisions while being this trashed?
> Nah man hear me out. It will just be wheels you fucking strap onto and then you run. None of that pedaling or mechanical advantage stuff.
That actually sounds pretty dumb. Why wouldn't you just run like normal?
>It will be so much cooler to look like you're some sort of radical cripple tied to a wheelchair motorcyle.
But you'll still be using your legs and running but now all awkward with a bunch of shit strapped to your back.
>I know right. People will probably pay alot of money for something this retarded.
Shit, that's all you had to say fam!
Dominic Martinez
It's in North Carolina not the UK... I live about 2 hours from there. Very nice Ren fest, I must have missed the furries when I went.
William Jenkins
Josiah Russell
Justin Sanders
>over 6 feet tall and go to the gym
post body faggot
Ryan Foster
NERVE GAS
Luke Bell
He means that the inside apparatus where orgasm happens--prostate, seminal vesicles, and the base of the shaft--are left intact. Along with the relevant nerve connections to the brain, where arousal & pleasure happens.
Xavier Foster
You can be vasectomies and stuff still comes out, maybe that's it
Asher Williams
Hudson Bell
So what if I do, you faggot
Aiden Campbell
Thank you user. You've educated me.
Ryder Ortiz
>hears a guy is over 6ft and is buff
>asks for pictures of his sexy body
>calls him a faggot
just remember to say "no homo" before you cum from jerking off to his picture
Brandon Gutierrez
Michael Flores
looks like sand niggers or gypsies or some shit.
Caleb Green
You don't need nuts to make seminal fluid. Just a prostate which apparently isn't normally removed. They make the jizz still but there are no sperm.
Leo Ross
Juan Hernandez
Jeremiah Reed
this is my greatest fear in life
Christian Campbell
Lucas Carter
you are this
Zachary King
I had smash dat
Anthony Anderson
Charles Nelson
oh ok my bad, regardless i hate fucking furries
Jackson Jones
Ahhh this is a classic. I wish there were more long ass greentexts like this
Ooohhh yeah baby you gonna swallow my load? I ate some celery today so when I piss on your face its going to be nice and smelly
Jaxon Rogers
Hmm maybe I'll vote for Bernie after all
Luke Clark
Lost
Dominic Perry
Awesome.
Brody Flores
you fucking newnigger
Chase Bennett
dayum
Dylan Carter
Landon Lee
Ryder Morris
Justin Sanchez
you didn't saw a cumshot, it's a zit exploding
Parker Moore
Hahaha le funni comic! I love deep and derpina xD
Jackson Anderson
Robert Kelly
Sick
Leo Gray
lost hard
Ryan Evans
10/10 totally did not contract stage 4 cancer
Hunter Stewart
do you retard even understand this picture?
Eli Williams
Jace Lopez
Take her, all yours.
Zachary Jackson
This is how reddit fucking normie faggot memes look to me god damn fucking normies
Adrian Watson
Nice plant.
Jayden Rogers
dO yOu ReTaRd EvEn UnDeRsTaNd GrAmMaR
Owen Nelson
>when you black out so hard you come back in at your own gypsy wedding and people keep handing you shit and acting like they know you
Samuel Diaz
entertain me some more