I need a good horror movie. It has to be really good though, you imbecile pieces of fucking shit...

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The first part of VHS
That girl was uncanny as fuck, creeped me out like no other movie could

You suck, imbeciles. The Grifters is a crime drama and polar express is some faggot shit with Tom Hanks. How are you still alive?

come and see
way too real tbh

Lol retard

Polar express real scary.

Try hereditary.

Seen hereditary
Seen it twice
Something else?
I heard about a movie that happens on a subway train. But i dont remember the name. Have you seen it?

Midnight meat train?

>good
>horror movie
>pic one

Anyone scared by whatever thin-plot ooh-a-scary-face-jumped-out movie is about a retard, clearly immature, and easily amused by fake nonsense.

There has never been even a mediocre horror movie, let alone a "good" one, ever. The whole idea behind this is childish. An adult is not frightened by a roller coaster . . . maybe he feels nausea and would rather avoid it to keep his lunch down, but "fear"? No. No "man". That's why men aren't doing roller coasters, outside of the short-lived thrill of maybe speed or accompanying their little daughter. "Horror" movies are the same thing: they are for children.

You know there's an age minimum here, op, right? Or are you actually gay and not really a man at all?

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Midnight Meat Train

Have sex

YES! MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN! THANK YOU, YOU NICE COCKSUCKER! I SAW THIS BLUE POSTER BACK IN 2015 BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE NAME! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YOU FAGGOTTED BITCH!

strangle me daddy uwu

>hereditary
>seen it twice
>seen it
Vocabulary and grammar much, you dumb southern fuck?
No wonder you are afraid of movies and like shitting your diaper.
I stopped watching hereditary halfway through because it sucked. Pathetic.

this

You're welcome, user

>Have sex
How ironic you say that. Setting aside it shows your level of maturity, and intellect in inability to substantively respond except in hurr-durr fashion, I suppose your obvious level of sub-80IQ doesn't allow you to grasp the irony in your inferring I don't have sex when YOU are the one prancing around Cred Forums asking for dipshits to give you names of "horror" movies so you can be scared (by a movie, lol), thus doing the very OPPOSITE of anything related to sex.

Good job proving you are an actual homosexual, scared little dick trash receptacle for AIDS.

I disagree with you, you piece of diahreea. On one hand, all movies are silly. Romcoms don't truly immitate love, Die Hard doesn't really immitate real cops, so why should a horror movie immitate real fright? However, movies like Deadgirl or Martyrs are truly intelligent masterpieces of art, things that could have only come to fruition not just by having a PhD but also something more, luck maybe. And these are horror movies nonetheless, scary, deep. So I disagree with the notion that horror movies are the niggers of cinematpgraphy, what jazz is to music or what porn is to video content. Horror movies can be artistic.

Cringe

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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Yoo, i am opie and i never told you to have sex, you autistic fag. Some retard told you that, not i. This is my reply to you.

>op asks for horror movie
>user mentions an outdated gore/slasher movie
>op says he wants to suck his cock
>being this gay
>responding to an actual faggot as though they are anything but filthy degenerates with AIDS

>The Ring
>The Grudge
>It Follows
>The Babadook
>Anything from the conjuring Universe
>Dark Water(2002/2005 horror movie, not the shitty sjw movie)
>VHS
>The Host
>Shutter
>The Others
>The Blair Witch Project
>Lights out
>In the tall grass

Absolute shit taste in horror movies.

not him, but he is 100% right
in fact everybody in hollywood and the box office knows this and it's precisely why there are so few horror movies
turns out, nobody really watches this shit except the underage because nobody past 12 is actually scared of ridiculous pretend shit where retards are always gravitated to sketchy situations and walk toward the boogie man who has been chasing them with a chainsaw and a mask for 2 hours

horror=shit tier movies and for little kids

the demographics of who sees horror movies, and who doesn't, is well established
it's kiddie stuff

>all movies are silly
Stopped reading there. If you need such an absurd premise upon which to build your argument, you must know on some level he is right already.
Maybe . . . grow up?

stopped watching horror movies when i hit my teens
shit's stupid tbh

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Umm, I'm more than a novice movie buff and I've got to say that horror films are the most retarded genre of anything on the big screen. I also don't understand actually being afraid if you are over 10 years old. Do you get afraid around Halloween too? Are you one of the 3 people who begs his mom to take him to a haunted house on Halloween?

Horror films?
Seriously?
Enjoy being a virgin the rest of your life.
You'll never grow up.

>taste
>horror movies
pick one

Itt: "people" who don't like horror movies giving advice on horror movies. I'm out. Thanks again gor the fucking meat train. As for that list, fuck that. I seen most of it and the rest is bad.

ummm, not him but wtf are you even talking about?
you responded to him clearly responding to him and instead claim this is a (different) you
you do realize some of us have tools to see both of those posts are yours, right op?
how fucking dumb are you x2 with that post?

Thanks user

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[REC]
original in spanish with subtitles not dubbed

Another nonsubstantive response.
Retard confirmed.

There's an age minimum here, op. Reported.

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>horror movies . . . scary, deep
>what jazz is to music
>artistic

LMFAO @ this fucking imbecile. OMFG, I sure hope you are underage, because if you are an adult . . . well, that is actually what is "scary".

LMFAO @ scarymovieboy who turns his buttplug up to 11 on the scary parts.

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shouldn't you be working on your acne instead of posting here though?
your mom is calling you
go tell her how artistic hor movies are
dumbass

Pandorum.