When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
Just before you newfag idiots fall for this, it's a copypasta. But it's true.
Landon Martinez
I had the best of both worlds when I was 15, just because you're a sad cuck doesn't meen all of us are
Jose Sullivan
Downsize
Lol, no. Not having the dead weight of the low quality women that average dudes like me can get is a benefit
Ryder Foster
Jokes on you OP. I was molested and made to have sex with my cousin when I was 8 years old.
I lost my virginity young
Cameron Fisher
i agree with OP, when i was 15 all i did was play vidya all day and watch anime, i didnt get any luck with girls because of my weird hobbies, i wish i was into sports instead, oh well..
You obviously watch too many teen dramas and wish you were part of Degrassi or some faggot shit like that. I was never a jock in HS, I would always hang out with the burn outs and skaters and we would go to parties every weekend and I would be fucking bitches there.
Connor Sanchez
>I would always hang out with the burn outs and skaters and we would go to parties every weekend and I would be fucking bitches there. >and then I woke up FTFY
Owen Hughes
yeah woke up next to the bitches I fucked at the party
Jaxon Martin
Idk lmaooo my first gf was 15yo both of us were virgins and shit sucked ass, nice past tho.
Nathaniel Reyes
sorry man, that was my life in hs
it was awesome
gf was crazy but hot and a total nympho. Damn I had a great time. 20s were even better, 30s are now even better than my 20s.
if any of you guys out there are suffering. its your own fault. fix it.
Nolan Williams
idk about that one. Jocks seemed to care about reputation too much, so it a lot of those groups felt kinda fake or artificial to me
Nicholas Powell
Yes I was a poorfag living in a nouveau riche suburb. Add to that my parents refusing to get braces for my fucked teeth and I basically missed out on all those fun growing up experiences
And people in my generation never grow up so they a act like they are still where they were socially back then to the point of basically refusing to even socialize with someone who isn't basically pre accepted to the clique.
Sucks but gotta get passed it somehow. Don't ask me cause I don't know
Ian James
ok boomer
Austin Adams
He probably thinks some Boomer too;49 hit "totally described my life, man"
Jace Gray
implying i regret having my qt goth gf who smokes weed, cuts herself daily, and had an abortion at 15
Jordan Jones
Top 40 hit
Sebastian Long
this copypasta is shit but in all honesty people who peaked in highschool are the worst to be around at least in my 20s, we'll see how it goes from here
