Ylyl. random webms gifs photos. lucky digits make a wish

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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absolute fucking dogshit trash unfunny garbage trash dogshit trash shit

finally something funny hahaha wheez user kek dads am i right lmao

i wish for a dog named babylon

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wow user holy shit that was so funny ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah8ahahahahahah8ah8hzah80ah089a oh ma lord jeez gotta get some breath first.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha jeez louise my man

everything ok buddy?

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wow user holy moly guacamoly that was some supreme comedy shit right there hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha you're the man man hehe

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Sigh...I feel ya buddy...I feel ya

daniel farraday! i miss lost.

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If you want to rewatch with a fresh perspective I recommend "chronologically lost" have fun

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no one gives a fuck what you find funny
unironically kill yourself

i rewatched the series last year, i for sure need to watch the chronological version!

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This one time I was in Florida walking my dog when I saw a junkie trying to jump up a pole. I asked him what he's doing and

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you sure like saying the word 'shit'

are you andy sixx?

Why the fuck does every giraffe looking faggot ALWAYS end up a leftist activist? Is it a side effect of something or are they aliens?

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Just autism

this is just a story. nothing is funny about this what so ever and who cares

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but does that mean vegangirls have very big tits and are more feminine?

whats a newfag. go kys

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He is dressed like a 30s detective weeabo larpfag

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Nufag

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youtube.com/watch?v=h-0HRs0FY2U

Human biology doesn't run the best on vegan restrictions. Maybe a chick that eats mostly normal but also eats more phytoestrogens for the thiccest results.

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I want the rest of the story user.

>being this new and retarded
lurk some more, user

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OPs house

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cock fidgeter

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kys immediately

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Kek

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he misspelled newtfag

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check em also

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fuck off Randy!

Imagine the smell

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make me fgt

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SAME!

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Plant based estrogen doesn't give you tits

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lost

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LOL, are you saying soy is meat based? Phytoestrogen Causes same issues as estrogen, just need a bit more concentration.

this one is actually kinda funny but didn't make me lose

But do you really want to eat increasing amounts of it to find out what it does do? It almost certainly affects something. The only difference between most things and poison is the dosage

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ive never seen the org.

OH NOE, WHAT WILL WE DO

F-fiona?

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I came here to laugh, not boner

Sorry, meant to reply to this

imagine being this triggered, yet this ignorant

>820196749
chest hurts from laughing

fuck off randy

Feminized men are the best slaves and servants. The ancients knew this as common knowledge but now we're told it's a great lifestyle choice. I wonder who's doing this?

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No clue what it's actually trying to say, but as a zombie, I'm offended by this.

Where is your god now?

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I feel like I'd be the worst slave owner ever. "Just do my tedious labor for me, and feed yourself." Fuck cooking for a sub human.

Goddamn!

Same place as always, Your mom's pussy

Anyone got the link to the video of this dude in a call of duty trailer? With paint it black playing in the background

Kekd

Anybody got the webm of the guy blowing an airhorn at a goose saying "get fucked"?

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Here's the thing. You said "Shrek is love." Are they in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a neuroscientist who studies emotions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Shrek love. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're talking about "love" you're referring to a wide range of emotions, which includes things from adoration to compassion to sentimentality. So your reasoning for calling Shrek love is because hundreds of random people have had intimate relations with him? Let's get my ex-wife in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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When the fuck did people stop following the two year rule. Lurk moar. It's. In. The. Fucking. Rules.

lost

lol fag

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i fucking hate this guy, hes a shit actor and his character on Lost especially pissed me off.

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Finally lold

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Link to full vid?

Is she a young Claudia Marie?

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>random webms gifs photos

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rip wayne static

Why don’t you make like a tree, and fuck off.

lol

triggered

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Moar. I need to see where this goes

Given the number of porn threads, he's winning.

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I'd like to be hugged like that.

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Sadly, this is where it ends.

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kek
>he did it

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I wish to eventually leave the country for good, find someone special, and start a family/new life with them, never having to return here ever again.

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W-what!?

This is completely false

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stop spamming unfunny pasta u retarded faggot

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No it wasn't

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>I don't know what socialism is

>lost

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kek moar

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Imma need the sauce chief

What anime is this?

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holy fuck based

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only funny thing in the thread

keep em coming user these are great

Le funni meme XD XD XD! Hahahahaha

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reminds me of this onion article about how hillary "accidentally" tweeted condolences about Tulsi Gabbards suicide a day early.

That's all I have, but there is also this thread

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Fuck off randy

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actually chuckled

When you gotta stop the government from finding out about monsters

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>europe
yes, western

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What the fuck is that?

Jonah Hill is looking great

OI RANDY u little cunt...fuck off m8, I'll shank u if u dont, u little sket!

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Never get a job working with computers. They make life more difficult

sauce?

Sauce?

Oh look the faggit made his normal post.

From what movie is it please??

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fucking tram was stepping. what was he supposed to do?

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poetry

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BLACKED is the worst meme of the century.
Calling it now.

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totenheber

why is this funny? why is this posted?

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I always wondered what happened to this kid after this.

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Unterarmröllchen

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never understood why they needed to kill the duck.

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she has clearly passed the IQ requirement to be in congress

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headline of the year

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Blue is the colour

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This can't be healthy.

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sauce?

Fuck off randy you cheeseburger eating fuck

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poor guy didn't have parents that set him straight.

show penis

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fuck off, this thread is good for Cred Forums

but these whores r needed

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i believe it died from being raped and knotted by a dog

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>atleast not racist

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lol i love u

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youtube.com/watch?v=oaEM4JYFPfw
...assuming it was HIS car, which it isn't.

Why are they shoving semen up her ass?

because this

Yeah, I'm also a little lost at that point you remarked. But I agree with this conjecture:

what smell?

Lost hard , almost wake my wife , holy shit

Sauce?

Lost

Interesting. He probably thought he's allright and the driver is being a deuchebag.

This doesn't give me the feeling that black lives matter, really

the core

only for retards

aww user. did you get J I Z Z E D ?

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Thanks a lot
Afterward I already saw it, it's not a good movie

sauce please

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sauce ?

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sauce, now.

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You guys know that the origin of the saying was to indicate that something was impossible, right?
>The term appears to have originated in the early 19th-century United States (particularly in the phrase "pull oneself over a fence by one's bootstraps") to mean, if taken literally, an absurdly impossible action, an adynaton.

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Porntato

...s-sauce?

Mexicanz do it all the time over wall and it works

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poor lil dukko

I fucking lost, dammit!

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Why is he recording how he eats a dirty rat?

>thatisthejoke.jpg

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That's fuckin' badass, honestly.

It must be your everyday meal in China. Those buggers eat ANYTHING, quite literally.
Some user posted some days ago a webm file of a Chinese guy eating a soup made by boiling an entire bat, complete with fur and claws and teeth. That they also eat dogs is just vox populi nowadays. So, they eating rats doesn't strike me as a surprise, really.

ChingChong lvl 100

u gotta get that virus somehow, and fame

100% correct
Too much water will kill you
Pure oxygen will kill you
Literally too much of anything will kill you

name?

not same girl that's discusting btw

>discusting

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fucking niggers... they never fail to ruin everything around them

Still banned?

akame ga kill

Underrated comment

Generic. And you and your dad are morons. Protect her, don’t plan on beating anyone that goes with her, let her live her life and find a nice boy.

Fake

>doubt

Nice salsita my dude.

I kek every time

moar

Kino Der Toten is calling....

The Core

I like this there has to be moar

You are not just a newfag you're also an absolute cuck faggot pussy

PieAllTheTime

SAUCE?

this is a fucking classic

Lost

nice filename bruv

sauce?

He fucked his mom in a movie once.

while cringy, this guy made tiger tanks with his bare hands.... the word is he lost his lucky hat in the production of tiger II and just couldnt take the pressure without it anymore and its physically impossible to burn so many crook nose motherfuckers in so little time..

among dogs hugging another doggo is a sign of domination. that's a black dog dominating a white one, so everything is in order.

Did he died?

ur so much fun

i actually think it's cute and considerate of the caretaker of thar furry little goofball by providing that sweet old rig.

sure she's a granny now but boy oh boy did the caretaker and that sweet old rig fap glorious moments in awe after waiting for 12 days for that porn movie finally finished downloading at those mothersanddaughters BBS boards...

Kids these days don't even know what dialup is.

nothing worse than when your hoover bus breaks down

this is proven fake btw

You're a lying faggot

Damn I can't remember right now, I just remember the character is called something like "rat" or so.

me after jack off to a sexy girl just to realize that was a trap

Abortion has existed throughout human history. American Christians only started giving a shit about it in the 60s.

this!

Randy! fuck off........

This is a copypasta.

thank you for the happy, fren.

source?

Would love being bullied that way

Fuck off Randy

Just when I think I have seen everything and I see something I hadn't shit Cred Forums you got me again

I can hear the voice-over already

WTF IS THIS SHIT RE-FS

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I literally live in this town, it's Romford in East London. Fucking shitheap.

t. newfag pretending to be an oldfag to a newfag

Looked fine to me. Seemed to not even give a shit once the dog had knotted it.

NGE

he wasted his cum on a nigger?!