Showing my friend Cred Forums for the first time. Do your worst

Showing my friend Cred Forums for the first time. Do your worst

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Roody poo

Go jerk each other off, fuckin faggots

Hello friend, live in peace

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Ur mum, kek

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The humiliation is giving me a diamond hard on

^@^ Hiya!! ^@^
Welcome to Cred Forums!!!!1!1!!
This is a family friendly safe place desu!!
We
hope you’ll hav a good and fun time on this innocent place ;);););)))
And please!! no Swears!!
This I s a place for kids only!!
:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3

Make sure to create an account chose an appropriate avatar!! OwO
and above all
Have
fun!! ^_^_^_^_^

~moot

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facesitting trum

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