Showing my friend Cred Forums for the first time. Do your worst

Showing my friend Cred Forums for the first time. Do your worst

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Roody poo

Go jerk each other off, fuckin faggots

Hello friend, live in peace

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Ur mum, kek

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The humiliation is giving me a diamond hard on

^@^ Hiya!! ^@^
Welcome to Cred Forums!!!!1!1!!
This is a family friendly safe place desu!!
hope you’ll hav a good and fun time on this innocent place ;);););)))
And please!! no Swears!!
This I s a place for kids only!!

Make sure to create an account chose an appropriate avatar!! OwO
and above all
fun!! ^_^_^_^_^


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facesitting trum

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welcome to the cum zone

Check out this funny GIF I found guys!

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Ah yes, cool and good.

Your little nuts are gonna be quaking buddy

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someone should post the human sausage.

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Hey friend, how are you? :-)

kek can you even feel anything with that thing?


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Funny. I showed a girl this band a two months ago. Just now realized she probably was into me. Should have messaged her. she was bangin'

who is that human

I was so focused on the doll that I thought it was a ghost spirit or something that made the fondue move. Then looked more to the right. Now I feel stupid. Thanks user.

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fuck your sister. Hope you're still a virgin... unless you fucked your mom, sis or sucked your retard dad.


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I'd suck her dick, on stage even

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i think something is wrong with my pet toad

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waste of trips on newfag, just ignore him fucking faggot.