Godtards: would you agree that it’s reasonable to regard a book containing a talking snake as a work of fiction?
Godtards: would you agree that it’s reasonable to regard a book containing a talking snake as a work of fiction?
Jordan Martinez
Landon Nelson
it's an allegory dude, fiction/non-fiction isn't the point
Cameron Morris
How do you decide which bits are allegory and which are literal fact? What about the invisible floating faggot in the sky zapping up a universe with his magic wand? Fact or allegory?
Andrew Bennett
>How do you decide which bits are allegory and which are literal fact?
you don't because that doesn't matter
Xavier Fisher
allegory or literal fact doesn’t change the lesson or idea being taught...
Nathaniel Myers
I think it would matter very much to someone who has spent his whole life praying, going to church and handing over his cash whether heaven and hell really exist.
Carter Bennett
>the lesson or idea being taught...
Such as stoning your own son to death if he is disobedient?
Jack Martinez
you have a point but i don't bother myself with idiots who can't tell the difference between an allegorical story and reality
Jayden Hernandez
.....marrying your rapist?
Juan Wilson
Like the imbeciles of that era would even know what allegory means.
Wyatt Bennett
>an allegory dude,
The book of genesis is written in a polysemic language. The same or similar story is in many different cultures.
Cooper Myers
Didn’t you just say it doesn’t matter?
Easton White
>too much of a brainlet to understand a fable
Aiden Hughes
Not if the author was high, and he clearly was. Probably the infected grain these days
Joseph Walker
So you’re saying that it’s plagiarised fiction. I agree.
Jordan Foster
How do you determine which ones are fables?
Nathan Watson
Charles Evans
fucking nigger faggots like you don't even know enough history to realize they fucking invented it
Bentley Cooper
Nice. Saved. The pic, that is, not my soul.
Jonathan Ortiz
>ragesperging for jesus
Nicholas Johnson
Jeremiah Evans
Relaying?
Caleb Russell
Evan Sanchez
This is why no thinking person should ever elect a godtard. They fundamentally do not understand the scientific method and they are incapable of reasoning logically. They should not be elected for the same reason that you would not vote for a downy moose.
Levi Rodriguez
excuse him
he‘s old
Angel Miller
Stop moosecrimination! #moosetoo
Kevin Clark
So it's fiction. OK thanks.
Connor Gray
The Bible is the revealed truth of God's plan for humankind.
Ayden Evans
*citation needed
Aiden Adams
>it's an allegory
well, except for all the parts that supposedly are “literally true”, amirite?
if christfags treated the entirety of the bible as an allegory, they’d be atheists.
Jack Davis
My favorite parts of the bible are the parts about being a good slave for your master Ephesians 6:5, the unicorns isiah 34:7, midgets not being allowed in church leviticus 21:17-23 KJV, and Fucking the piss out of your brothers wife if he dies for some reason Deuteronomy 25:5. That's some allegory i can get behind!