Self-defense specialist here, what's your plan if a 6' 80KG person were to attack you in a parking lot...

simply eat him as i am the bigger more dominant ogre

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Probably die

I'd laugh him off, worst case scenario throw him through my back and carry to the nearest police station. T. 110kg

if i wasnt living in fagsweden then shoot.
otherwise, die.

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Dick kick

Who is that woman? I want to find more images of her

I choke slam the manlet and procced to smash his head like a fucking watermelon.

Exactly I'm 6'8" 160kgs.the parking lot will be a crime scene. My balls will be empty.im a premature ejaculator also

Kick his nuts into his throat and walk away lol. I aint tryna prove shit and maybe next time he won't be attacking people in parking lots.

Strip off all my clothes and start scream like a mad man!

I would round-house kick them with my penis and reverse-suplex them into the windshield of the nearest PT Cruiser.

Run like hell

You'd still be dead,along with your gay ju jitsu.

Well, as a 6'1, 90kg man, I would laugh, and scream "I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, MANLET!"

You care enough to respond
You lose to the squared cubed law, you're still at the disadvantage
Liable to hit a rib, also over-escalation, also nothing you can pragmatically traaain. 3/10

i lost

What if there were no PT Cruisers in the vicinity?

Over escalation? Nigger,you attacked me,you get shot. End of story and Texas don't have shit to do with self defense,idiot. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, asshole.

Shot to the kneecap to display dominance. After that I walk away & said attacker has a permanent limp & a memory he can tell to his grandkids in the event he has some...

You have a conclusion with 0 premise. idiot. 1/10 You assume but have no plan
Fighting dirty isn't new, everyone knows it, you are at no advantage

Strike said 'person' with eight (8) lead balls, each approx. .33" in diameter, weighing approx. .25oz total and traveling at 13000fps, in the face. If I stop laughing, pick a nice piece for my case.

why are they celebrating christmas in august and july?

Good question. I would go for a Chevy HHR, a Nissan Cube, or a full size pickup (in that order).

Considering I'm 6'3 250lbs I'd rob him

>Chevy HHR
Was just going to reply with this. That or an SSR.

13000fps, which weapon is that?

You run on premise and not conclusion RETARD

>over escalation.
Only in California.

>teenager who thinks he knows shit about fuck here, give me attention

Hey I'm a lamb of god.i am full of insight and wisdom.to question my ability is foolhardy little girl

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Yes, the law is worth taking into account you inbred. If lethal force is warranted in a non-lethal situation where you're from, nice xoxoxxo Why not bring a gun to any fight right??? RETARD 1/10

Airsoft nigga

redditnigger!

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gravity wave buckshot

Not worry, they are smaller than me and probably don't have training. Proceed to grapplefuck them into unconsciousness. Answer changes if a weapon is in evidence.

Parking lot? I'd fucking scream for help and run. Why the fuck would I fight someone whose skills I don't know and who may or may not be high/armed? lol everyone pretends to be a fucking super hero, but I'm not tossing my life in the bin just to potentially win a fight. I might be viewed as a pussy for it, but I will be a living pussy, and I more likely have all of my life to get over it.

>6' 80KG
176 lbs for someone 6'3" is borderline emaciated. I'm 3" taller and my healthy weight is 220 lbs. This guy has nothing on me. Also, I would shoot him.

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dude, 13k is like the speed of autism.

crap I meant to say "for someone 6'0""

Oof!!

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I would be aware of my surroundings, stay at arms length, strike vulnerable areas, escape the area, blah blah blah...yeah, I know karate too and it's the same old bullshit. when someone attacks you in ways that you haven't practiced a hundred time. You go into adrenaline mode and you do your best to punch, kick, and even bite if necessary. It's easy to think you're jean claude van dam in your "dojo" but all that shit goes out the window when it gets real

um guilty?

NIGGER, you attacked me much like your autism does. Understood? Simple. You want to use your gay karate skills that don't do shit.

The only thing you are defending is your v card,loser!

Shoot you, Texas best state in America!!!!!

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My cqc and Larsen courses cover a lot, so dw about non-h2h. I'd rape you with either

>13000fps
lol, k

Rifle me life-el

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I would also shoot him with my legal concealed carry firearm. Don't fuck with people you don't know.

Quick strike with a small concealed kubaton or force multiplier, causing a short stun offering enough time to egress.

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Same as dude with the 9 but my gun is a .40

Well I’m 6’1.5 and 103kg so I’d mash the cunt up

I would tear open my coat, revealing the numerous explosives strapped to my chest, and scream Inshallah!

great mind set, but if you were in the top 10% you'd know what to do. You're aware of your limits wpw pw 6/10

Pocket baccy, sha-shaw!

Idiot, you use a premise entirely to discern a conclusion, but you give no reason why, I've maimed 6'6/105KG people while 87KG and 6'. Assuming victory is dumb

I'm over 6 feet and 200 lbs. People don't fuck with us, There are easier targets. the only thing you gotta worry about at This level is gangs of racist niggers or drunk younglings Trying to prove thier manhood, and you know... They're drunk so no big deal.

ok, im a 150 kg individual with a gun. What do i need to do in order to protect myself from a 80 kg individual?

The premise doesn't = conclusion. Retard 2/10

>kubaton or force multiplier
You mean poke him? I agree, but don't assign stupid words to "pokey stick". You can't multiply force when mass and velocity remain the same. You're thinking "pressure multiplier".

Not die of heart disease prior.

>6' 80KG person were to attack you
So a black dude? PO is probably already looking for him and he won't do anything no matter what I did.

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fine, pokey stick, and yes i meant pressure not force.

Exactly

What makes you think those stats =black dude? I'm not a burger so I don't know

Repeatedly kick him in the balls and then kick him in the chin most likely knocking him out or at the very least temporarily disabling him and putting him on the ground where I can then engage with a choke hold, telling any nearby people asking to call the police.

yes i am an irl badass capable of this

no you would never ever suspect it because i'm a long haired hippy dippy looking stoner faggot

Would I get a higher score if I started carrying a smoke bomb, or a flashbang? Surely they're not prepared for a flashbang. I might get ringing ears, but since I know it's coming I am prepared to run while they're still scrambling from sound/flash/smoke, right?

random attack in a parking lot. I'm also a burger and I'm surprised you don't know.

Man I really have no clue, if only a good equalizer for such a fight existed. Something that anyone could use if a situation like such arose, this question truly baffles me. Shucks, maybe if had spent a few hundred dollars over a few years to learn hand to hand combat that could give me the chance to disarm such a large man like what those Israelis use. Even then if I was a small woman id have no clue what my possibilities could be. I guess I could try to run but chances are a 6'ft tall man that wight whatever that retarded measurement could most likely outrun me due to his years playing rugby. Oh wait never mind I can just shoot him with my 9mm. Also, 26 states have stand your ground laws, not just Texas you brainwashed Eurotard.

Wrongo you drongo, you attack the balls, they atack the balls. If you haven't practiced high kicks, you'll half your base without gaining anything. 4/10

>don't attack the one place every instructor tells every woman to repeatedly attack and then run away
0/10 you know nothing

Equalizers do, but burgers have this escapist mentality where things come instantly. The SYG rules apply in many states, but they aren't equally weighted depending on your state and the law, classic blanket retardation 4/10

How many women do you know that have used this to effect?I know 0 and i run classes in CQC and COA courses. The balls are good to attack if you have a follow-up plan, but they aren't a free ride, women are taught this because they don't have any match attacks. I know more than you by far.

It always worked against me. I can't remember ever pursuing after. Takes a while to even walk properly.

Defending yourself is an escapist mentality? God i fear for your children. If the situation described by OP were to go down, and you STOOD YOUR GROUND, you would only have to deal with the civil case his family would bring against you, which would most likely be thrown out. Classic Eurotard cope.

no you don't lmao
you know exactly nothing and it shows trying to suggest that "high kicks" are going to be more effective at disabling another 6'0 tall person than just ramming them in the nads repeatedly before kicking upward toward the chin

It's like you're mentally retarded or something suggesting that an extremely effective tactic at disabling the overwhelming majority of men is suddenly ineffective just because a man is doing it to another man.

This thread is trash for anybody else who couldn't figure it out, this guy knows exactly jack shit. The number of men you'll encounter on a day to day basis that have actual training in taking testicle blows could be counted on one hand

as usual OP is a faggot

sage

Pain threshold attacks aren't reliable. Grow up.

>Grow up

says the faggot who can't accept that he got caught out making shit up on Cred Forums

I'm not a nigger, so I guess results may vary.

Are you the faggot with the pokey stick above?

it's kesha

No equalizers are, an escape or free attack etc.
If the situation in OP went down and you kne basic wrestling, you'd be fine, if you worked out you'd be fine. If you trained a non-meme art, you'd be fine.

Thanks or the cringe, OP :) I literally got off my phone onto my computer a few posts into your thread to make this. Please keep it up so I can update it. Thoughts?

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You're not the expert on attacking the balls, it's not some secret everyone fucking knows it and unless it instantly disables, you just escalate to where you know nothing. High kicks in the trained hands are sure fire and crothc attacks require reaching. You run under inbred assumptions and don't fight. Pussy 1/10

All of you have nothing material because you fill your bubble with ideas and not actions. Either break or escape, relying on the inconvenience of pressure points/balls isn't as important as surviving/winning

the only thing you're an expert in is making shit up

there's a reason testicular blows are banned in most contest/sport match fights and it's not out of some sort of courtesy
there's a reason testicular blows are considered cheap and unfair in street fights
it's not because of courtesy

you want to make shit up about how they suddenly have a gun or whatever, good for you, that's called shifting the goal posts because you're desperate as fuck to be right. You never stated anything about weapons, only a six foot tall 80kg male charging toward me ready to attack.

Basically you're fucking full of shit, this thread is AIDS and OP is, again, and as always, a massive fucking faggot

sage

>defending against someone who didn't make a point
Man you're getting desperate.

I'm 6'1" 260lbs (118kg) He's not attacking me unless he has a weapon.

Isn't it about time you return to your bunker, prepper?

Once again, you rely on the premise to sort your conclusion. Retard 2/10

>please pay attention to me senpai
>i am a faggot and need your cock in my mouth

sage

Yes, I’m aware Chief. But they’re not some secret move or technique, do you think your opponent won’t do the same? Where’s your advantage? I’ve done 2 years of KM (started as a necessity for a contract). So groin attacks are available and taught but not in the open, it’s a stupid trade.

Funny he won't survive me but I'm 6ft 230lbs he wouldn't bother.

Over extrapolation. Wrong 1/10

Of course I did, you state a premise, I state what would happen. And unless the guy is high as a kite, he's not attacking me out of the blue without a weapon.

>everyone will lose but me
>i've trained in the ways
kys retard. faggots like you end up crying in the interrogation room.

>please pay attention to me senpai
>i need cock in my mouth at all times

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Yeah they're totally going to do the same while they're cradling their balls on the ground and my forearm is wrapped tightly around their jugular

yeah they're totally gonna kick me back
oh yeah and
>high kicks would be more effective
lol more effective at what, letting them kick you in the balls?

you're shifting the goal posts you absolute fucking faggot

sage

that's a 16-niner buddy.

Woops messed up the order. Oh well. I'll just use the other version. Thanks anyway, OP

Ok fixed

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kek

I've made it into a screen cap? Pretty sure that's a first for me.

Poop on him

It's not meant to be endearing. I found your replies so cringe-worthy that I made the cap.

You're bullshit specialist. I've already did that twice, once even in a parking lot, and got jumped by 2+ people a few times. The fact is, no matter how much preparation you do, you still don't know shit unless you actually are in the situation. Some people freeze, some run, some fight. Adrenaline hit is really fucking powerful and you can't expect to behave in a rationally planned manner. You might use some stuff from muscle memory like a proper kick or punch if you practiced for years over and over again, but that's not usually the case. In fact, ideal case would be to loudly shout for help and see whether it deters the attacker, have gel pepper spray on you if it's legal in your country. But it's not likely to be the first adrenaline-induced reaction anyway.

I am 6’4’ 160 kg. Punch him back

OP here, I've been in the situation many times, there are frameworks that definitely help. Most of you have an idea in your mind that's never seen testing and defend it because you're low test

Once again, you rely on built-in premise and nothing of knowledge. 2/10

I'd run. I'm in decent shape, I jog every day, so chances are I'd at least be able to out-endure him long enough to get back to the store and around people that can, at the very least, witness that I'm being chased and call the police.

Low quality troll, but I'll give a strong 2/10 for attempt. Next time don't mention obvious memes

Strong understanding of your limitations, best bet with what you have 7/10

Fans shouldn't give advice.

>80KG
I'd tell him "Welcome to 'Murrica' and then shoot him in self defense.

i like how this faggot keeps going in delusion like he's actually some kind of self defense expert
>but don't kick them in the balls, go for high kicks instead
>yeah chief i know ball blows are effective that's why i'm saying what if they do them to you!
>high kicks are more effective

sage

I'd use the strobe function on my flashlight to catch him off guard and then try to get a couple good kicks in sensitive areas.

Begin undressing, give chase as they recoil

People who enjoy starting fights are often hyped up on testosterone. Threatening their masculinity shuts them down.

I keep a box cutter with a fresh blade on me at all times, for work purposes. Can confirm it cuts deeper and smoother than you can imagine. Probably resort to that

Good one fuckwit. I said any kicks half your base, if you’re not versed in them they’re not amazing to use.

I can imagine a box cutter. There are many kinds. What’s your plan exactly bar having one?

Fight or flight? Probably flight, I'm asthmatic as hell so either way I'm probably fucked.

Well I'm 6'3" 102kg 14%bf and I've been training for most of my life and spent 5 years doing private security with multiple fights weekly many of them being one on one until backup arrived.

I can handle myself. But realistically I'm going to use deescalation to avoid an altercation at all costs because I can conceal a firearm at all times and always have a knife on me. My first moved are to ignore, then deescalate, then attempt to subdue. If this fails, striking and wrestling/jiujitsu are the fallback while trying(trying) to maintain control over any weapons. A gun in a conceal carry holster can fly out super quickly so this needs to be managed most of all. Which means I'm likely going for the quickest debilitating moves that I can IE knockouts, throat punches, bone breaking techniques like armbar, eye gouges, or using improvised weapons like potted plants, shopping carts for distance management etc.

But no fight ever ever goes the way you plan. You just gotta use instinct and training to do your best and hope for the best.

Also, get over yourself faggot. You're not invincible and being under 200lbs puts you at a big mass disadvantage. If you know how to fight, cool. But if you're not good at managing leverage you're gonna be as useful as a woman getting overpowered at every angle. Pick your fights carefully because nothing is worse than hyping yourself up as king nigger and then getting your shit smacked.

Pic semi related. After 15 years of fightings experienced I've moved on to shooting. I'm about 2.5 years into training and getting better every week. This April will be my first 3 gun competition. Wish me luck I guess.

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It's not exact, but for a second can we just look at how close the post resembles 1776?

Fuck yeah. Also, that's a .300 blackout build and not 556/233.

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Yeah every second guy on random is >6ft >250lbs, why are you lying to strangers on the internet?

haven't thought much about it, I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere so I only see a couple dozen people per day and they're all basically neighbors.

What do you recommend?

Well according to this super faggot op you need a premise and a fucking thesis to beat someone regardless if they're bigger or smaller than you

shoot myself in the jaw and empty the clip into my jaw then crawl on the ground screaming

Don't forget the part of your body that controls equilibrium and balance is in your ears

Firstly, do you believe it's unreasonable to believe every second guy one here is over 250lbs? That's pretty common in America. And again, this is america. Sure there's a lot of short people but there's a LOT of tall dudes too. I meet more 6+ people than I do under 6.

Reminder that being 6' and ugly isn't hard. Being 6' and good looking is rare. But height isn't as rare as people think.

I’m 6’3 100kg

Use all energy and power to rip out an eyeball.

Same fag, never lost a fight using said technique. Size doesn’t seem to matter.

>hitting someone is an idea that's never been tested
>unless you're op or 6" and 80kg
>this makes you impossible to defeat

Ippon the fucker and stomp on his hands and feet so he can't stand up and fight back.