Explain yourself. Loser lol

Explain yourself. Loser lol

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The obesity rate in this town is something else.

because it's a waste of money and time

Your mom likes me :)

i'm too autistic to even have internet friends

intj, autism, long hair, dont know how to make lasting friendships, anxiety

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I’ll get one when I get one. Don’t rush me. I had one before. I can do it again

My wife would be pretty upset if I did

Because I don't want to.

Wasn't in a position where I could give her enough attention so I just friendzoned her untill she got bored and jumped into the very next guy she saw. She's still into me and we still hang out, but if we have anything it's gonna have to wait.

>chadglasses.jpg

I want a trap gf

>trap
>gf

Last year of undergrad and I have no idea where I'm going after this, not a good time to get attached to anyone

Also social anxiety

feels.zip

Wife would be pissed and I don’t have the energy

Small pee pee.
They say it's not an issue, but they ended up leaving me anyway. All 16 of them.
Should I aim for a 17th? Or better accept the fact, that small pee pee genetics is not worth spreading.

I like being alone.

this
based, comfy life

you're boring

me too want to be friends

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I'm married, but that's besides the point. I do have a gf.

>that small pee pee genetics is not worth spreading

dont reproduce you will create self pitying morons like yourself

Because I have autism + gynecomastia. Will never get a girl.

If its got a penis its a guy

Because you haven't asked me out yet.

Why would I?

I dreamt tonight I had a girlfriend. I was happy, she felt real.

Then I woke up alone in my bed in my apartment and realize it was just a dream.

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Dreams are weird.
I dreamed last night that I was back in high school and taking a test. I cheated by stealing the answer sheet and got a high grade. Then the teacher found I was cheating and failed me. Turns out the teacher was my mom.
Please interpret Cred Forums. What does it all mean?

you have an over-bearing mother and you are afraid to stand up to her?

Not a bad guess. This may have been true 20 years ago. Now we've got a pretty decent relationship.

I have the same problem, but I dont want to move out of the house and support myself.

im 22, so I have to do it soon.

cos the only woman I can tolerate is into women herself

Because I posted her pics in a shouldn't share thread here.

duh! cuz I'm a loser, obviously...

>1945-1999
that was his lifetime
and no one remembers him
completely forgotten

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My hand knows what I like.

I'm too old to have a girlfriend, but I won't settle for a womanfriend.

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I don't talk to strangers and I'm not open to admitting new people into my life.

Because Depression is a bitch.

Because my boyfriend would get jealous

The world, is not ready for me.

I don't know, it may be because I am an emotional wreck.

Had one. Cheated on me behind my back and left me. Ruined my trust in women for a good two years and now I don't know how to get back on the horse =^)

I do have a girlfriend... she's 20 and I'm 35...

2d girl is best girl